I Am Pakistani
Allo,
I'm not a acb driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant
I don't go to fleamarkets, or worship elephants, or eat with my hands.
And I don't know akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle, although I'm Certain they're ver selly people.
I eat roti....not pita
I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out my car during a siege.
A turban is an article of clothing.
Spicy foods are better than mild foods
Currie is a VERY tasty dish,
And it is pronounced Gaun-dee not Gun-dee, GAUN-DEE!!!!
Pakistan is a third world country,
The first nation of cricket
And the best part of the middle east

My name is Raheem
And I Am Pakistani
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