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| I Am Woman |
| I Am Woman I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify any shopping spree Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage with out a hard on I can balance a check book, can pump myown gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes it takes long. At least I can drive in circles at any cost And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I won't lose my hair and I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive don't call me a bitch Don't say to yout friends, oh yeah, i can get her, In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, jewerllery's best. Would you look at my face, not my chest! i don't have a problem with expressing my feelings I know when your lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me girl, a babe, or a chick I'm a woman, get it you PRICK?!?!?! |
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