| If Men Ruled The World |
| Yeah, the lil horny bastard Steven Pecile himself once again felt the need to compaire men to women! ! Well I thought it was funny and if men ruled the world got help us! HEHE :) |
| Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. Tanks would be far easier to rent. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps". The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers. Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof." Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style. The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off." |
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| Posted August 17, 2001 |
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