| Why Men Can't Win |
| If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, your a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, your a pansy If you work to hard, there is never anytime for her If you don't work enough, you're a good - for - nothing bumb If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. Id she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you keep quiet, its male indifference If you cry, your a wimp If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard If you make a decision without consulting her, your a chauvinist If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's donination If she asks you, its a favour If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't your a fag If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape your sexist. If you don't, your unromantic If you try to keep yourself inshape, your vain If you don't your a slob If you buy her flowers, your after something If you don'tm you're not thoughtful If your proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself If you don't your not ambitious If you're totally beat after a hard day's work, you don't give a shit about other people's needs If she has a headache she's tired If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore If you want too oftenm you're oversexed If you don't, there must be someone else |
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