His name is Gann and people call him coach,
but in my eyes he ain't nuttin but a stinky azz roach,
he teaches P.E. and tells us to run,
he only sits on his azz and burns in the sun,
he's short and he's fat and he smells like shit,
maybe he's the one that needs to exercise a bit,
he wears the same shit every single day,
his teeth are all yellow and his hair is gray,
his ugly azz nose is crooked and wide,
he thinks he's the coolest and shows it with pride,
he's so retarted and dumber than bread,
there's something growing outta his throat,
oh wait - that's his head!!!
he ain't got no sexlife cuz he ain't got no dick,
I heard last week he tried to wrape his guineapig!
his wife is complaining she don't get enough sex,
so she does it herself with a bunch of rednecks,
the other day she caught him straight cheating,
you can tell by how much his asshole was bleeding,
she was walking in the neighbors door,
"Gann, you are such a cocksucking whore!"
she would never again have his dick down her throat,
cuz she saw Gann get it up the azz from the neighbors
GOAT!!!
The End! lolz