THE MICHAEL CAMBIAS PAGE!!!!

Hey Kids! Welcome to the Michael Cambias page! Now, I know what you're thinking, "Tink, you flying blue mouse you, what the heck did you create this page for?" That's finally a question I can't answer. I guess I created it because I like his name, (you could say it all day, Michael Cambias, Michael Cambias, Michael Cambias) and because I think William deVry is really, really, REALLY hot! Even though he's old enough to be my dad. See, that's such a shame. Half of the actors I like are old enough to be my dad. Darn.

Now, I COULD sit here, and give you a little history on either the character Michael Cambias, or the actor William deVry, but I just don't have enough time or energy to do that. No, I was lying, I just don't have enough energy to do that. So just sit there and admire his beautiful facial features.

Alright, you talked me into it. Here's a short description: Michael Cambias, the current villan of All My Children, Michael Cambias came to Aspen, won the heart of Kendall Hart, Kendall thought he was going to try and take over her company, FUSION, but he said he only had interests in Enchanment (you know, make-up companies seem to do well in Pine Valley), he was lying though, his interests were in both Enchantment AND FUSION, he wanted to take them over to win points with his daddy, he had a spy working for Enchantment, named Lena Kundera, who was also his lover, and also bisexual, AND was working to steal a formula for some famous lotion created by Boyd Laraby (God only knows how you spell his last name)to reduce ALL signs of aging, and Boyd has a thing for Kendall, but we're not talking about him, Michael almost got away with taking over both companies too, if it weren't for that meddling Erica Kane, who also owns Enchantment, she told his daddy that the patent was fake, and there was no such thing as a reducing-all-signs-of-age lotion, while at the same time, Lena was falling for Erica's lesbian daughter, Bianca, whose father is Travis Montgomery, whose brother is Jackson Montgomery, who has a HUGE thing for Erica, but we're not talking about them, are we now? Michael was extremely upset when his dad disowned him, and when Erica was assigned to the Board of Directors for Cambias Industry, p.s., that was Michael's company, keyword: was, his brother would've been able to run it, if he was ALIVE, and eventually, he was arrested for corporate espionage later, but was bailed out by Adam Chandler, whom Erica had a thing for like in the 1960s when the show came out, but this isn't about them, now is it? He tried to rape Erica Kane and Kendall Hart, he would've succeeded too, but Erica walked in on Kendall, and vice versa with the other situation, he then tried to frame Lena Kundera for insider trading at Chandler Enterprises, but Kendall, and her "love interest" Aidan, found the man they needed to help get information on the framing, Bob Barret, foolish Bob thought he could hide in some chain of islands, foolish him. Eventually, Lena was released, Michael arrested, and Michael was bailed, again, only this time, to succeed with his intention of getting back at people, he raped Erica Kane's lesbian daughter, Bianca, whom I've mentioned before, and at that time, Bianca was in a state of disbelief, seeing everyone as Michael Cambias, and she also burned the clothes she was in the night he raped her, he also showed up before the wedding, entering Erica Kane's penthouse while Bianca was there, to which Bianca replied, "You're not here! You don't exist!!" And then he replied, "What are you talking about, sweetheart? Of course I'm here! Look!" to which he extended his hand out, and she also, and he grabbed her hand, thus she found out he was real, he showed up again after Greenlee trashed Erica's and Jackson's wedding (which by the way, they still haven't gotten married yet), and he accused Bianca of arranging the whole setup of him being thrown in the trash bin, which he was not happy about, but, hey, would you be happy if you were thrown in a trash bin, I think not! Anyhoo, a trial occured just recently, and it was about the case of Michael raping Bianca, foolish Bianca had no evidence for the case though, so she lost it, and Michael looked gorgeous when making those adorable faces, I wish I had taped that episode. It is said that Kendall Hart married Michael Cambias, in Las Vegas, he was there because he skipped town, and we don't know where he is, oh, and did I mention Bianca is pregnant with Michael's child and is considering aborting the child? And I found out a while back that Michael Cambias is dead!! But me and my mom don't think that, because there's some weird stuff going down in Pine Valley. The End, for now!

Alright Kids! That ends the mini biography! I'm so sorry for taking your time kids, please forgive me! Also, did any of you notice that I only used like four punctuation marks, that indicate the end of a sentence? I had to, if I didn't have to, I wouldn't have done it. Oh, the possibilities...Also, I don't own this picture, I just figured I'm using it for my own personal use, so I won't get sued or anything. As long as I don't claim it as my own, I'm okay!

He's a rapist, but he's a really hot rapist! With his own site! Click on him to go to the official William deVry site!