ENGLISH PRE-AP'S MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS!!

Well, English Pre-AP is a pretty close class. All of us pretty much like each other, with a few exceptions. Anyhoo, well, a few of us decided to come up with million dollar ideas! Or we just kinda came up with them at random! Well, here are some of them!

1. Womack's pocket
Womack's pocket will be my club! Me and my friend Nae thought of it! We were standing on the porch one day, and I was like, "Hey Nae, get in my pocket" And she was like, "But I can't fit in your pocket! Maybe Jasmine could!" And then she came up with the club name and concept. We decided to film a documentary on the rare species that is Sexy British Men and the first 50 women get free sex with my male harem! Don't worry, they've been checked.

2. Chocohol
Me and my friend Juju were talking one night and we decided we needed to go into business together, and we came up with chocohol! It's chocolate flavored alcohol!! Isn't it brilliant?! It's marketed towards EVERYONE!! Mwa ha ha!!

3. A video
Me and Juju were talking again about how people at a rival school of ours were being mean to a student of ours who went there who we thought was the shiznet and who we miss. So, we decided as they're punishment, we are going to march on over there, and start cussing at them in Spanish. Of course, we would get our friends D and Jasmine to cuss them out because they're really good at speaking Spanish. We were also going to video tape it. Then, we were going to put up on the internet and sell it! Making millions so we could buy the Spurs and make them clean our golden pools shirtless!

4.Have a band
Me and my homeslice decided, after we heard about a band from our brother school called Kevin Goes to College, that we would have our own band! We were going to call it Kevin Flunks College! With the initials KFC!!! And we will be 20 times as cool!!

5. A book of copyrights.
We still haven't made the damn list yet, but when me and my friend Aimeh make our list of copyrighted things, we're going to put them in our magazine, and if people even think the phrase or word, we'll sue them!! We can do that, y'know.

6. A magazine
Me and mah friend Aimeh are going to make a magazine that will earn us millions of dollars because it will be entirely random!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

7. Publishing Company
Mwa ha ha!! My friend Nae thought we should have a publishing company because of all the books we are to produce!! I shall list them in the next area.

8.Many books
We have so many books!! There's our quotebook, me and hawkgirl's goals, our book of million dollar ideas, and some other stuff. But you best be there at our book signings, punk!!