The Goodbye Battle
This is fairly self-explanatory; for the record, two of the phrases I used are copyrighted by Rob, one I give him credit for in the battle, the other is 'ass hoe'
Z06eXtReMeSS: i gg
tinkeebot 3000: ahahaha, ok later dawg
Z06eXtReMeSS: im out kidddddddddd
tinkeebot 3000: peace shanice
tinkeebot 3000: (rob says that)
Z06eXtReMeSS: later player hater
Z06eXtReMeSS: bye guy
tinkeebot 3000: see you, andrew
Z06eXtReMeSS: i gotta go..piss chris
tinkeebot 3000: au revoir, brah
Z06eXtReMeSS: peace out cubscout
tinkeebot 3000: you should go, ass hoe
Z06eXtReMeSS: fine im gonna leave beave
tinkeebot 3000: well have fun, my son
Z06eXtReMeSS: sweet dreamin willie beamin
Z06eXtReMeSS: (from any given sunday)
tinkeebot 3000: sleep tight, don't let the crabs bite
Z06eXtReMeSS: this conversation is so trite, goodnight
tinkeebot 3000: nighty nighty, alrighty
Z06eXtReMeSS: i should study but im going to sleep buddy
tinkeebot 3000: I think you should know, it's time to go
Z06eXtReMeSS: i HONESTLY REALLY WANT TO KEEP GOIN BUT I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP......LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP
Z06eXtReMeSS: beep
tinkeebot 3000: I agree, with all the rhyme, you wasted a lot of time
Z06eXtReMeSS: bye
Z06eXtReMeSS is away at 1:14:51 AM.
tinkeebot 3000: this is going on my away message as the goodbye battle
Auto response from Z06eXtReMeSS: CHRIS LYNCH...ENOUGH SAID
tinkeebot 3000: I mean the website
Two Rhymes I wrote
Staake once told me about a piece of paper he found at work (the beach) that had a rap written on it, the rap went 'Look into my eyes, do you see what I see, cuz I be fuckin' you, in ya bedsheets' Profound indeed, so I figured I'd try my hand:
Smells like bread, makin me hungry
Now give me head, y’all makin me horny
Family Feud is on and you’re startin to bore me
Now get the fuck out cuz ya breath all corny
i wanna touch ya body cuz you such a hottie,
bend you over and thwomp that booty, in the fireplace so it get all sooty,
company's comin so gotta make it clean,
thats ok here comes my cream
Disturbing Little Sexual Diddies
rub ya coochie, spit 3 times, spin in a circle, spend 3 dimes, and then you will... and then you willl....then you will be a hoe!
touch her coochie, rub his cock, tell me which is hard as a rock
lets do an experiment!
how about a sexperiment!
z06extremess: ok
stick your finger in her twat! tell me if it's tiiiiight or not! stick your finger in her ass, tell me if it smells like gas!
tie her up to the poles of your bed, jam it in her mouth and call it head!
next to the bed, keep a bag! she may throw up or she may just gag!
jam her raw in the ass til you see blood, mixes with the crap and sorta looks like mud!
cum in her mouth! cum in her eye! cum is acidic so it will make her cry!
fuck her in her feet, fuck her in her toes, just make sure you thoroughly wash those!
So the other night Dan and I were talking about how ugly Ayn Rand was, and then I thought of a game where Ayn Rand offers you money for sex. It is like those crappy text based games where you just type y and n, like the ones the graphing calculators had on them, I once killed my batteries playing that pimp game.
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand contacts you and asks if you will fuck her.
tinkeebot 3000: (you type y/n, or numbers when the question calls for it)
Perseus3: hahahaha ok?
tinkeebot 3000: no, that was a y or n
Perseus3: oh
Perseus3: well i dont want to say yes
Perseus3: straight out
Perseus3: i need to be offered money
Perseus3: so no
tinkeebot 3000: answer how you want
Perseus3: no
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers you $100 to fuck her
Perseus3: n
Perseus3: hahahha
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers $200 for sex.
Perseus3: no
tinkeebot 3000: Invalid command
Perseus3: n
Perseus3: hahahahhhhah
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers $400 if you boink her.
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers $650 if you will feed her pussy your salami.
Perseus3: y
tinkeebot 3000: AYN RAND BEGINS HAGGLE PROCESS
Perseus3: hahahahaha oh no
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand says $500
Perseus3: shes working towards her self-interest alone
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers $575
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand sees another man and begins to walk away.
tinkeebot 3000: do you call after her?
Perseus3: y
tinkeebot 3000: Make an offer to Ayn Rand.
Perseus3: 575
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand laughs and refuses your offer.
Perseus3: haahhahaha wtf
tinkeebot 3000: She offers $425
Perseus3: you just offered 575
Perseus3: hhahaha
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand offers $450 and says she will offer no more.
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: Ayn Rand is startled and makes final offer: $489
Perseus3: n
tinkeebot 3000: You do not have sex with Ayn Rand. You do not earn any money. You starve tonight. GAME OVER