SUPER PRO #1! SUPER PRO #1! I once had, still do, this terrible comic book, super pro, and I was all excited to have the first issue, I was a young victim of the mid 90's comic speculation boom, and my older cousin just sang 'SUPER PRO #1' and made fun of me, and did this dance, and I was pretty upset, I'll tell you that.

Ello Ello, I said that with an English accent, did y'all get that? I said that with an American Southern accent, I would probably update the site a lot more, but I always click on those stupid little news articles on my home page, you know the ones, like '5 foods you can eat and still lose weight' or 'what did this actress say to get in trouble?' I actually just read that one, Katherine Heigl (just writing her name on my page will get me a few hits) said bad things about the film knocked up, and people are upset! Fuckers! What else goes on here? Not sure. Christmas coming up, check out my amazon wish list Here! so you can check that out, and just see what's gonna be going on in my world, if you like. Anyway, ya feelin horny? Sometimes you just need to get horned up and exercise, or throw rocks. I have not skimmed rocks on a lake in quite a while, now some people call it skipping stones, I do not, grandpas and little kids (Think those old Werther's originals commercials) call it skipping stones, I am neither a grandpa (yet! wink wink!) or a little kid, so I don't call it skipping stones. Have you facebooked me yet? If not, what are you waiting for, an invitation!?!?! (PS you just got one)

PPS - speaking of those news articles linked from the homepage (Mine is netscape.com, yours might be msn.com, or aol.com!) the comments to those articles are so mind numbingly stupid, (like this site?!) MAYBE BABY!

It's gotten way too cold way too fast! That is one of my musings...MORE TO COME! I AM YELLING THAT! (I am thinking this) I am speaking this at a regular level. I am whispering this

Imagine reading this website and all of a sudden what you're reading is being whispered into your ear, and it's me, standing right behind you...reading this website is kind of like that, so imagine that while you read this! (If you don't know my voice, either imagine I use one of those voice box things, or that I speak in a very high pitched voice)

A few friends complained I hadn't updated in too long, well whatever, but I bet I check the # of page views after I announce the update and there will still be 0.

What else? Since last update I saw !!! (chk chk chk) at Webster Hall. ^AWESoooome!^ (^= high pitched voice) Not really sure what to say, went to the show, danced, they played mostly new stuff, some older stuff, it seemed like a lot of Europeans were there, bc when I first got there I asked a few people if I had missed a song and they all had accents! Crazy Europeans, what're you doing here!?!? That's ok, we here in NY welcome you.

Also saw Morrissey recently, I was in the city with the brothers Laugen...re re re re (that's like the tape rewinding, because I'm gonna start the story from the beginning) So we went into the city for Bernie's bday, we went to a Beer convention/festival called Brewtopia, it was pretty good I guess, different types of beer and you just sampled them, eventually getting drunk, tried some good beers, tried some clunkers (NJ Home Brewer's guild I'm looking at you) overall a good time. Have you ever been inside a place, and it seems late, and you leave the place and it's all sunny and you're like wtf? Well that happened. Anyway, so we left Brewtopia, and we're walking along the street and there are like 12 of us, a bunch of Bernie's work friends were there also, and we want to hail a cab, so one of the girls we are with sees this bus, like a smaller coach type bus, and is like there's 12 of us, we only need to go so far, we'll pay, so the driver lets us on the bus, we pay 5 each, so that's $60 for him. We're driving along and a member of our merry troupe is out cold in his seat. Now let me tell you this, there were lunch bags all over the bus, the driver had driven a class of little kids into the city, and 'could lose his job' if he got caught, lose your job for $60? So the dude who's out, his brother is like trying to wake him, and all of a sudden, and this was great, he's like passed out, head slumped onto his chest, and a stream of vomit just shoots from his mouth, no gagging sound, nothing, just shoots right out. We're all like Oh shit! the driver is all 'what's going on back there?' so we're like just brothers fighting, he's like what's that smell!?! He stops the bus and makes us get off, who knows what happened to him. We lay waste. So we get off the bus, dude is covered in vomit, and we just walk along, Bernie Brian and I stop at a pizza place and eat dinner, the others like went to a gap and got the guy new clothes, and we all met up at a bar. So we are drinking, etc, when Brian mentions Morrissey, and that he's playing at Hammerstein, and we were just like ok let's do it, so we began our trek to Morrissey.

Morrissey: Part 2: Traveling there and getting in:
So we walk to the subway, and get out at Penn. The whole time we just keep shouting Morrissey, kind of singing it, like saying it twice and the third time is like pronouncing each syllable loud. We get to Hammerstein and we had to haggle with the scalpers, we wanted to pay $30 per ticket, they're telling us that we are disrespecting them, not really sure why, but whatever, we ended up getting the tickets $30 each. We lay waste. Then we went into the show and enjoyed the music of Morrissey, good show, opened with a great 1-2 punch, 'stop me..' and then 'int'l playboys' and the rest of the show was good, I danced, and I think I caught Bernie dancing a bit too. Guinness only $4, probably the end of the kegs (between my legs), but whatever.

If you had asked me back in 1997 if I thought I would live to see the dawn of 2007...

Ok, so I opened my internet browser and was invited to check out 'sexiest woman at age 5' WTF? So it was a commercial featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar (guess she does not believe in taking the husband's name? Yeah I know it's been long time) at age 5. Not sure why they called her sexiest woman, but whatever. So anyway, the theme to buffy, one time a kid asked me if I was scared of it. I said no (but meant yes!) and was like dude it's a television theme, but he was frightened by it, go figure. I guess I should add the kid was like kind of special, so you can imagine my surprise when he just blurted to me 'would you do buffy? I would totally do her' I don't think I even answered, I was startled, I thought I had seen and heard it all back then in 8th grade. If you're wondering, yeah I'd do Buffy (now do we mean the character or the actress? either way, answer=yes) although in 8th grade if I got anywhere near her and my dick was out of my pants I probably would have just creamed, like how the dude up above just vomited, my dick would have done that. Then I would have just stood there, a long string of semen stretching from the floor to my dick, and Buffy just looking at me. So I guess this is growing up! And that's enough for this update.

I drew a picture of the noon sky in Binghamton...check it out.