Voiceover: Hello and welcome to another exciting
episode of COACH EXPLAINS IT ALLLLLLL!!!!! This week’s episode, coach gathers
the crew around to explain great master debaters of the century!!!!!! Or
something like that!!! We’re never sure about
coach!!!!
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Coach: Hey
guys! Do you know what time it is??? |
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Guys: Time
for us to get rid of our agents for getting us into this crap???? |
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Coach: No
boys, this week, I’m going to explain about being popular! You all want to be
popular right????? Guys: Wrong!
We want more money!!!!!! Coach: Don’t
we all!!! |
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…Lets meet our
friend, Billy. Billy, as you can see, is a loser. Billy has no friends. Why doesn’t Billy have any friends? Cause
Billy likes to play with his Atari 2600. Billy is a geek!!! Geeks very rarely
have friends!!!!! Billy wants to get lai…I mean, Billy wants to meet girls. Why can’t Billy
meet girls to get lai….I mean, to go to parties??
Well for one reason, Billy never gets invited to parties. He’s a loser! |
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When girls see
Billy, they hide their faces so they don’t have to look at him. Billy is sad.
Why is Billy sad? Cause he’ll never get lai…I mean, he thinks he’ll never meet a girl who won’t
hide her face!!!
Billy’s mom had an
idea. Billy’s mom: Why don’t you start doing drugs? Lots of
girls like guys who do drugs!!!! So Billy started
doing drugs. Lots of them. And soon
Billy was popular with the chicks!!!!!
And soon Billy had
so many chicks coming at him from so many sides, he
forgot where they all had come from or their names.
Soon Billy found
himself brushing his teeth and talking to himself in the mirror. Saying such
things as “Why you’re the best lover I ever had!!!” Billy was soon becoming a
chronic master debater!!!!! Soon Billy’s mom
was very worried so she told his dad what was going on.
Billy’s dad:
HEY BOY! STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS!!!!! Coach: And
do you know what the moral of this story is boys???
Boys: Uhm,
not really coach! We’re still trying to figure out what time it is!!! Coach: I don’t
either! I think the moral has something to do with not having sex with an
electric blender!! That’s all the time we have this week, but stay tune next
week when |
