BEHIND THE STORY: THE RELIC

Relic had a major role in The Matrix. Few people realize this as most of his scenes were hacked out of the original copy and Keeanu Reeves was added at the last minute.	Relic tried his hand at politics and won the highest office in the United States. But it was soon discovered by radicals in Atlanta that Relic was actually a “ferener” and he was duly thrown out of office.
Relic, after leaving the office of the presidency, decided he would go blonde and became the singing sensation we would all come to know and love, singing such hits as “Bye! Bye! I just ate a sour pickle” among others.	Relic even tried going country and got bigger boobs. The public just wasn’t ready for the new look and Relic soon faded from the scene.