This is my philosophy Page

I'll put quotes and other junk here =)

Bryan's 10 Commandments

Women's Rights

1. Woman, Your One Purpose In Life Is To Serve Me, The O'Big One
2. Woman, Do Not Speak Until Spoken To
3. Woman, When Men Talk, Women Listen
4. Woman, Don't Dare Give Me No Lip
5. Woman, Don't Make Me Repeat Myself
6. Woman, Where I Go, You And Your Ass Follows
7. Woman, When I Put My Foot Down, You Shut Your Mouth
8. Woman, The Ony Two Places Where You Belong- THE KITCHEN + MY BED
9. Woman, Know Your Role
10. Woman, Bend Over Cuz I Got Needs

Roseann's 10 Commandments

Men’s Rights

1. Man, your sole purpose in life is to serve me
2. Man, don’t speak…ever
3. Man, when women speak be glad you are spoken to
4. Man, don’t get fresh with me
5. Man, what don’t you understand?
6. Man, your place is always behind me
7. Man, when I am angry it’s not PMS it’s you
8. Man, you are a woman’s possession
9. Man, it’s your fault
10. Man, bow down to me. GOOD BOY! Now you get a cookie.

My Pathetic Dream of my own penis...
By: B

It comes wide or thin
big and small
but mines is no doubt
the is the biggest of them all

lies and exaggerations
men have made them all
when my truth rolls out
women stare in awe

it's as close as it comes
to the one in philly
on the horse that peed
with that black who who dilly

like althetes and movie stars
nicknames were made
in all the places
i get got to laid

In china,
it's the "long dong wong"
in the African jungle,
it's known as "king Kong"

In the streets,
they call it the "Feen"
at six flags,
i'm the other "Scream Machine"

In Egypt,
it's the "River Nile"
In my hometown,
they call it the "fook mo-bile"

In pennsylvania,
it's the "Big Bad Dutch"
for daisy,
she just calls it "too damn much"

The moral of the story is
envious are the men
longing are the women
and lucky of all is my one girlfriend.

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