My Adventures in Binghamton!

Well i'm home for the summer and missing Binghamton and my mildly retarded roomate! For your entertainment here is a collection of the stupid random stuff that our retarded selves said or did durring the spring semester

Things banned from the appartment:
-Gas
-Men
-puking
-weed

-"I look like ass!"
-"Does ass glisten??"
-"I wanna play!! I wanna play!!"
-"Spikey Tree!! That tree has spikes!!"
-"Snoooooooooort"
-"< sigh > why must I be so retarded?"
-"I have a retarded ass!"
-"If you sleep with me I'll tell you"-Ew, a gross Binghamton Cabbie
-"Little does he know she gave him up for lent!"

"Yes I'd like to order a pint of white..."
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"Oh my god!!"

"He doesn't OWWWWWWWN you!"
"Shesy mooshe"
"Strip-ER!"

Tracy Quotes
"If i won the lottery...I would buy Usher"
"I'm just a slush-a lush with a moose and ankles!"
"Renis"
"Wait, where huh??"
"If I don't come back in ten minutes then i'm stuck in the toilet!"
"I could be Madonna!"
"Ew, why do bathrooms always smell like urine??"

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