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"Pilot"
Original airdate: September 22, 1997
" Life Under Castro"
Original airdate: September 29, 1997
"Why Can't Even a Couple of Us Get Along?"
Original airdate: October 6, 1997
"Touched by a Checkered Cab"
Original airdate: October 13, 1997
"Clown Without Pity"
Original airdate: October 20, 1997
"A Reverend Runs Through It"
Original airdate: November 3, 1997
" Love Hurts"
Original airdate: November 10, 1997
"Wild Irish Woes"
Original airdate: November 17, 1997
"McMurder One"
Original airdate: November 24, 1997
"Dublin or Nothin'"
Original airdate: December 8, 1997
"Gay Avec"
Original airdate: January 12, 1998
"Exposing Johnson"
Original airdate: January 19, 1998
"Tears on My Willow"
Original airdate: January 26, 1998
"Violet Inviolate"
Original airdate: February 2, 1998
"Fisticuffs"
Original airdate: February 23, 1998
"Don't You Be My Valentine"
Original airdate: March2 , 1998
"Dead Man Sleeping"
Original airdate: March 9, 1998
"Fools Russian"
Original airdate: March 16, 1998
"Doggonit"
Original airdate: April 13, 1998
"Cinnamon Buns"
Original airdate: April 14, 1998
"Skel in a Cell"
Original airdate: April 20, 1998
"Queens for a Day"
Original airdate: April 27, 1998
Episode #1. "Pilot"
gs: Cynthia Martells (Unknown) James Pickens Jr. (Detective) Geoffrey Rivas (Unknown) Mark Kiely (Officer Kevin Patrick) Jana Marie-Hupp (Yvonne Lowery) Patricia Belcher (Unknown) Anthony Lee (Reverend Basil Matheson) Dennis Creaghan (Unknown) Cyrus Farmer (Unknown) Nada Despotovich (Unknown) Star Jasper (Noreen Patrick) Larry Flash Jenkins (Unknown) Skipp Sudduth (Stan Pritchard) Alex Demir (Cop#2) Ray Garvey (Cop #3) Chris McGinn (Bystander) James Quattrochi (Paramedic #2) Peter Anthony Rocca (First Paramedic) Joseph Whipp (BC Commander Stanpp) Eugene Williams (Skel #3) Jody Wood (Cop #1) Greg Wrangler (Tom Dillon) Del Zamora (Jesus) AJ Langer (Kathleen)
A violent criminal shoots a police officer outside his station and then goes on a rampage. A chase erupts through the streets ending with numerous wounded and dead. The criminal is captured and dragged into the station, because there is also a sniper shooting at the police, where he consequently dies. Did he die from his wounds or was he beaten to death by the cops?. His sister and a priest want to know the truth, and are determined to find it.
b: 22-Sep-97 w: David Milch , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark & William M. Finkelstein d: Mark Tinker
Episode #2. Life Under Castro
gs: Josh Cruz (Eduard Vasquez) Lennie Lofton (Dale) Jamal Peoples (Roger) Alpheus Merchant (Wilson) Lenbirth Richard Brooks (Cecil) Rai Tasco (1st Bystander) Jeff Coopwood (2nd Bystander)
The repercussions of Hopkins' death (the violent criminal from the pilot) in the station continue as the Internal Affairs department investigate and Hopkins' sister brings in her own lawyer to find out who 'murdered' her brother.
b: 29-Sep-97
Episode #3. Why Can't Even a Couple of Us Get Along?
gs: Joel Brooks (Aaron Geller) Theodore Bikel (Unknown) Bradford English (Captain Sorolla) James Lorinz (Donald Westbrook) Steven Flynn (Unknown) Richard Cummings Jr. (Unknown) Michael Fairman (Unknown) Jack McGee (Kevin O'Donnell) Kathryn Joosten (Mrs. Morag Westbrook) Joseph Ruskin (Unknown) John Prosky (Unknown) Giancarlo Canale (Charlie Santoro) Ariel Burdick (Addie Rosenthall) June Christopher (P.A.A.) Peter Birkenhead (ADA) Mik Scriba (Sgt. Al Hurley) Andrew Walker (Det. Greco) Jason Azikwe (Trevor) David Paul Needles (First Hasid) AJ Langer (Kathleen) Karla Tamburrelli (Vicky)
A Hacidic Jew and his grand daughter are mugged. A militant Jew organizes a vigilante group to find and punish the assailant, believing the police will never find him. Lt. Jonas interrogates Jack over the death of Hopkins in custody.
b: 06-Oct-97 w: Edward Allen Bernero , Steven Bochco & David Milch d: Matthew Penn
Episode #4. Touched by a Checkered Cab
gs: William G. Schilling (Unknown) Richard McGonagle (William 'Woody' McKenzie) Jana Marie Hupp (Evonne Lowery) James Lorinz (Donald Westbrook) Steven Flynn (Unknown) David Kriegel (Unknown) James Picken Jr. (Detective) Bradford English (Captain Sorolla) Jack Shearer (Unknown) Kathryn Josten (Mrs. Morag Westbrook) James Parks (Unknown) George Gerdes (Unknown) David Selburg (Unknown) Karl Makinen (Unknown) Richard Penn (Unknown) Kevin Quigley (Civilian) Elliott Goldwag (Judge Brennan) Richard Whiten (Court Officer) Keenan B. Thomas (Juror) Kerry O'Malley (Sherry)
The O'Donnells' father is murdered, the son thinks he was killed by one of the Westbrook boys, their next door neighbors and constant adversaries. Jack has to go to a grand jury over his alleged participation in Hopkin's death and has to wait to see whether he still has a career or not.
b: 13-Oct-97 d: Marc Buckland
Episode #5. Clown Without Pity
gs: Robert DAvid Hall (John Keough) Stephen Lee (Leonard Gabrinitez) Mark Rolston (Detective Conroy) Bradford English (Captain Sorolla) Ramon Franco (Unknown) Patricia Healy (Unknown) Danielle Harris (Willow Mortner) Lynn Wanlass (Unknown) Jose Felipe Padron (Unknown) Julie Caitlin Brown (Unknown) Ethel Ayler (Unknown) Kirk B. R. Woller (Unknown) Jana Marie Hupp (Evonne Lowery) Carlease Burke (Gladys) Arminae Austen (Det Eldridge) Elisa Gabrielli (Female Clown) Glenn Taranto (Officer Kantorski) AJ Langer (Kathleen) LeAnna Croom (Penny)
A woman comes into the station to report that she is being harassed by a group of clowns living next door to her. She tells them that they make too much noise all through the night and can often be seen participating in orgies through their windows. A disabled man is beaten up and robbed in his own apartment. Jack and Nona try to help him out and recover his precious stamp collection. A collection built up over the years and full of memories.
b: 20-Oct-97 w: Scott A. Williams , David Milch & Bill Clark d: Michael Watkins
Episode #6. A Reverend Runs Through It
gs: Vincent Guastaferro (Unknown) Ray McKinnon (Unknown) Wanda DeJesus (Unknown) John Cothran Jr. (Unknown) Anthony Lee (Reverend Basil Matheson) Bradford English (Captain Sorolla) Melora Waters (Unknown) Ashley Gardner (Unknown) Vinny Argiro (Unknown) Lee Hampton (Unknown) Neal Matarazzo (Unknown) David Reivers (Cedric Mason) Rosie Taravella (Nucci Mancuso) Jose Soto (Danny Soto) Terry Wilkerson (Ruben Diaz) Michael Ray Miller (Det. Bullock) Robby Robinson (Melvin Weeks) Joe Flood (CSU Cop) Jascha Washington (Theron Weeks) Karla Tamburrelli (Vicky)
Santoro's brother-in-law is arrested for possession of stolen goods, kept in a lock-up that has Santoro's name on the lease, which could cause problems for Santoro. While visiting an apartment on official business Clem, Phil, Doyle and Hector hear shots coming from the floor above and chase the perpetrators to the roof. One is killed but the other gets away. They killed a family because drugs were being dealt from their apartment. The view of the officers is that it was more than a random occurrence and that a recently paroled drug lord, Jerome McFee, was involved in some way.
b: 03-Nov-97 w: Michael S. Chernuchin , Edward Allen Bernero , Steven Bochco & Bill Clark d: Paris Barclay
Episode #7. Love Hurts
gs: Christopher Stanley (Officer Matt Heagan) John Michael Bolger (Officer Pittorino) Joseph Fuqua (Unknown) James Morrison (Unknown) Jack Blessing (Officer Anthony Fiano) Ralph Monaco (Unknown) Iqbal Theba (Omar Rashmid) Dennis Creaghan (Unknown) Joe Sabatino (Eddie) Tony Nittoli (Busboy) Dwight Ewell (Bystander) AJ Langer (Kathleen)
Two gay men are arrested for brawling in the street. By the time they reach the station house their injuries seem to be much worse and one of them accuses the two officers who brought them in of police brutality. Terry finds himself doing some driving, to earn some extra money, for a businessman. He informs his brother, and then IAB, of this when he discovers that the man is a major criminal and is asked to go undercover, even though he hasn't even finished at the academy yet.
b: 10-Nov-97 w: William M. Finkelstein , Scott A. Williams , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark & David Milch d: Marc Buckland
Episode #8. Wild Irish Woes
gs: Mark Rolston (Detective Conroy) Dylan Haggerty (Unknown) Mark Kiely (Officer Kevin Patrick) Cameron Dye (Bobby Quinn) Bill Bolender (Unknown) Star Jasper (Noreen Patrick) Karmin Murcelo (Unknown) Joanna Sanchez (Unknown) Milt Oberman (Unknown) Christopher Meloni (Joe) Anita Finlay (Therapist) Veralyn Jones (Doctor. #1) Matt Gallini (Third Killer) Raymond O'Keefe (Detective) Al D'Andrea (Lt. Wilkins) Armando Jose Duran (Det. Burch) Adrienne Wilde (Nurse #1) Gerry Vichi (Witness) Jimmy Ortega (First Killer) Linda Klein (Nurse #2) Guy Garner (Doctor #2) Brigid Brannagh (Emily)
Terry begins his undercover assignment. Kevin Patrick has trouble coming to terms with his disabling injury and Jonas takes up his new post. A badly wounded woman leads the precincts street cops to a house with six dead bodies, all tied up with their throats cut. The investigation starts to find those who committed this crime.
b: 17-Nov-97 w: Michael S. Chernuchin , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark d: Jean de Segonzac
Episode #9. McMurder One
gs: Richard McGonagle (William 'Woody' McKenzie) Mos Def (Darius) Conor O' Farrell (Detective Stuart Morrissey) Mark Kiely (Kevin Patrick) Star Jasper (Noreen Patrick) Bill Bolender (Unknown) Cameron Dye (Bobby Quinn) Flex (Unknown) Bradford English (Captain Sorolla) Cyrus Farmer (Unknown) Kristopher Logan (Unknown) Leonard Lightfoot (Unknown) Christopher Meloni (Joe) Robert Madrid (Cop) Ron Rogge (Cop #1) Bill Ferrell (Cop #2) Brigid Brannagh (Emily)
The ex-wife of McKenzie, the prosecutor who helped Jack, is found dead in her apartment. 'Woody' is the main suspect and the detectives investigating think he may have hired a killer. Looking for help he calls Donovan to help him. Terry gets deeper into his undercover role and Jimmy finds out that the Irish gang involved is setting up a deal to buy automatic weapons.
b: 24-Nov-97 w: David Milch & William M. Finkelstein d: Elodie Keene
Episode #10. Dublin or Nothin'
gs: Mos Def (Darius) Mark Kiely (Kevin Patrick) Star Jasper (Noreen Patrick) Cameron Dye (Bobby Quinn) Bill Bolender (Unknown) Scott Jaeck (Unknown) Garrett M. Brown (Unknown) Christopher Meloni (Joe) Eleanor Comegys (Waitress) Henry Di Giovanni (Delivery Decoy) Pamela Shafer (Hostage's mother) Greg Trock (Hostage) Charlene Pineda (Bank Teller) AJ Langer (Kathleen) Brigid Brannagh (Emily) LeAnna Croom (Penny)
Terry's undercover work is beginning to worry Jimmy. Joe has it in for Terry, because Jimmy arrested him when he was younger. The bank job is going down soon and Joe could be planning to set Terry up. Kevin Patrick comes back to work, trying to adjust to the fact that he is going to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
b: 08-Dec-97 w: David Milch , William M. Finkelstein , Steven Bochco & Bill Clark d: Michael Watkins
Episode #11. Gay Avec
gs: Jack Blessing (Officer Anthony Fiano) Christopher Stanley (Matt Heagan) Bryan Cranston (IAB Leut. Gordon Denton) John Michael Bolger (Officer Pittorino) Jennifer Hetrick (Miss Wilcox) Mike Genovese (Unknown) Michael Laskin (Unknown) Elena Maddalo (Elena) Stephen Rappaport (Unknown) Jordan Marder (Unknown) Neal Matarazzo (Unknown) Marianne Ferrari (Unknown) Angel Avile (Ty) Edward Blanchard (Brian) Jack Knight (Deputy commissioner)
Heagan's disciplinary hearing, over the gay beating, takes place and Phil has to testify against him. Even so with Pittorino now changing his testimony it looks like he could go free. Officer Anthony Fiano shoots and kills an armed robber while in a gay bar. When he comes in he is questioned by Det. Hayes and an IAB Leut who seems determined to take Fiano down, or at least get him to admit that he is gay.
rc: Christine
b: 12-Jan-98 w: John Chambers , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William M. Finkelstein d: Lesli Linka Glatter
Episode #12. Exposing Johnson
gs: Don Stark (George Hauer) Michael Paul Chan (Det. Keith ?) Mark Kiely (Kevin Patrick) Star Jasper (Noreen Patrick) Richard Gilliland (Unknown) Jessica Alba (Melissa Hauer) Richard Minchenberg (Unknown) Jimmy Taenaka (Unknown) Adilah Barnes (Unknown) L. L. Ginter (Unknown) Hiroshi Otaguro (Tommy Wata) Tony Haney (ADA Bogden) Eiji Inoue (Second hoodlum) Lisa Boyle (1st Female) Lily Acain (2nd Female) Michael Beattie (1st Photographer) Scott Trout (2nd Photographer) Kiyoko Yamaguchi (Woman) Kim Kim (Mrs. Hayashi) Michael Cannizzo (Paramedic) Michael Yama (Mr. Hayashi) Erika Eleniak (Christine) Brigid Brannagh (Emily)
A young girl has a man expose himself to her near her school. Her father is a court officer and an old friend of Captain Jonas'. He wants something done about it and asks Jonas to make sure his men find this pervert. As the number plate of the suspects car was taken this is easily done but the girl cannot positively identify the man. Without any evidence the man is freed, much to the father's disgust. Not long after this Jonas is personally called to a crime scene where is friend is found, with the dead body of the released suspect. Terry starts work in anti-crime, partnering up with Christine Bannon.
b: 19-Jan-98 w: Michael S. Chernuchin , Edward Allen Bernero , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William M. Finkelstein d: Christopher Misiano
Episode #13. Tears on My Willow
gs: Danielle Harris (Willow Mortner) Richard Riehle (Jarman) Scott Burkholder (Unknown) Jason Blicker (Unknown) George 'Buck' Flower (Manus Bleeker) Steve Larson (Unknown) Dean Rader-Duval (Ben Chetwynd) Howard Mungo (Art Gladky) Michael Ray Miller (Detective) Beth Payne (Shannon) Erika Eleniak (Christine) John Finn (Ray) LeAnna Croom (Penny)
Clem and Hector arrest a prostitute for possession of drugs, Hector recognizes her as being one of the clowns arrested previously and wants to help her, against Clem's advice. She wants to give up the name and address of her supplier for her freedom. No one is quite sure whether or not what she is telling is the truth but agree to look into it anyway. Jimmy is partnered with Ray MacElwaine, a new officer just transferred in from another precinct, investigate a number of robberies involving the theft of collection jars for a home for alcoholics.
b: 26-Jan-98 w: Doug Palau , Nicholas Wootton , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William M. Finkelstein d: James Whitmore Jr.
Episode #14. Violet Inviolate
gs: Kurt Fuller (Lawyer) Douglas Spain (Unknown) Tara Kassian (Violet Squalante) Michael Bowen (Unknown) Manny Perez (Unknown) James Pickens Jr. (Detective) Jason Blicker (Unknown) Lizette Carrion (Unknown) Elena Maddalo (Elena) Carlos Alvarado (Unknown) Harvey Silver (Unknown) Wayne Collins (Unknown) Javier Grajeda (Officer Casillas) Charlene Pineda (Attendant) Sandra Teres (Crying Mother) John Finn (Ray)
Jack plans to marry Elena, an eastern European woman he met a short time ago, to help her with her immigration problems. Members of an opposing gang raid a hospital to try and kill an already wounded member of another gang. To stop an all out war between the two gangs the precinct make arrests and then arrange a sit down talk between the two gang heads. A lawyer sues Phil and Ann-Marie for, among other things, allowing a suicidal woman to leap from a building onto his car.
b: 02-Feb-98 w: Ted Mann , David Milch , Bill Clark & Wiiliam Finkelstein d: Marc Buckland
Episode #15. Fisticuffs
gs: Vincent Guartaferro (Henry Mancuso) Bryan Cranston (IAB Leutenant Gordon Denton) Ralph P. Martin (Unknown) Andrew Sikking (Uniform Officer) AJ Langer (Kathleen) John Finn (Ray)
After Jack and Clem get into a fight over Elena and Nona the hostilities between them rapidly grows. Santoro finds himself in trouble after trying to help his brother-in-law with a bookie problem.
b: 23-Feb-98 w: Scott A. Williams , Edward Allen Bernero , David Milch , Bill Clark & William M. Finkelstein d: Michael Watkins
Episode #16. Don't You Be My Valentine
gs: Brian George (Unknown) Neal Matarazzo (Unknown) Gareth Williams (Unknown) Michael Raynor (Unknown) Courtney Gains (Unknown) Barry 'Shabaka' Henry (Unknown) Maurice Chasse (Unknown) Jose Yenque (Unknown) Viola Kates Stimpson (Mrs. Carlyle) Gabriel Gonzalez (Ernesto) Sonny Marinelli (Jenkins) David Kirkwood (Jamison) Dion Overstreet jr. (Anders' Son) AJ Langer (Kathleen) John Finn (Ray)
Donovan is forced to reveal his secret work to the rest of the precinct before it becomes common knowledge. His fellow officers have differing reactions to this news. A landlord gets help from the precinct to evict his tenants. He wants to turn his building into expensive lawyer apartments. When one of his tenants gets a court order allowing him to stay they officers know that trouble is sure to start brewing very soon.
b: 02-Mar-98 w: Matt Olmstead , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Lesli Linker Glatter
Episode #17. Dead Man Sleeping
gs: John Mahon (Gene Donovan) Sarah Trigger (Lorraine Matarazzo) Barry Kivel (Unknown) Yvette Nipar (Anti crime undercover woman) Frank Medrano (Unknown) Chris Darga (Unknown) Gerry Black (Unknown) Adam Gordon (Officer Murphy) Rachel Davies (Widow Fuller) P. B. Hutton (Waitress) Andrew Sikking (Uniform Cop) Glenn Taranto (Uniform #1) John Finn (Ray)
Donovan's dad comes back to town for heart surgery, having not even told his son that he had had a heart attack. Nona goes undercover as a prostitute, eliciting a number of comments about the way she looks from her colleagues and Phil has trouble staying awake during his shift after working nights as a security guard at a mortuary so that he can buy his mother a car.
b: 09-Mar-98 w: Doug Palau , Nicholas Wootton , David Milch , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Marc Buckland
Episode #18. Fools Russian
gs: Carrie Hamilton (Unknown) John F. O'Donohue (Unknown) Ryan Cutrone (Unknown) Milo Ventimiglia (Unknown) David Packer (Unknown) Jeremy Roberts (Unknown) James Macdonald (Unknown) Mark Rolston (Detective Conroy) Levani Ilia Volokh (Unknown) Pavel D. Lynchnikoff (Unknown) Elena Maddalo (Elena) Adam Gordon (Officer Murphy) Andrew Sikking (Lowery's Partner) Marshall Monesh (Tenant) AJ Langer (Kathleen) John Finn (Ray) Karla Tamburrelli (Vicky)
Elena, Jack's ex-girlfriend, is found dead in an alley, shot three times. The prime suspect is a Latvian businessman who she had often been seen with in a coffee bar. Santoro is asked to help out his nephew with a few speeding tickets and ends up losing his temper with the highway cops and insulting them. Doyle and Ray keep being called to the apartment of a couple who are continuously fighting.
b: 16-Mar-98 w: Scott Williams , Allen Edwards , Matt Olmstead , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Michael Watkins
Episode #19. Doggonit
gs: Larry Brandenburg (Unknown) Bob Koherr (Unknown) Rick Batalla (Unknown) Mariangela Pino (Unknown) Jeremy Ratchford (Unknown) Scott Allan Campbell (Unknown) Jerry O'Donnell (Unknown) Rene Rivera (Unknown) Joel Stoffer (Unknown) Carole Goldman (Antique Dealer) Alex Wexo (ESU Cop) John Coughlin (Photographer)
A man comes into the precinct station to tell the sergeant that his boyfriend has a gun to his dog's head and is threatening to go on a rampage. Ann-Marie is asked to go undercover as a rich widow trying to buy drugs, a supposedly easy job that goes badly wrong. Nona and Jack spend her birthday together.
b: 13-Apr-98 w: Doug Palau , Nicholas Wootton , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Christopher Misiano
Episode #20. Cinnamon Buns
gs: Channon Roe () Richard Schiff (Chris McIntrick) Miriam Flynn (Dee/Alison) John F. O'Donohue (Unknown) Persia White (Cinnamon) Ryan Cutrone (Unknown) Dewey Weber (Unknown) Georgann Johnson (Unknown) Jack Conley (Unknown) Michael D. Roberts (Unknown) McNally Sagal (Unknown)
Ann-Marie starts her first day as a detective and begins by organizing a raid on an apartment where an informant has told her two men are making bombs. The precinct gets a new PAA, someone Phil remembers from his old precinct. He tells Santoro that she has a obsessive compulsive disorder that involves cleanliness and having to do everything four times. She is so annoying that she is always getting moved from station house to station house.
b: 14-Apr-98 w: Matt Olmstead , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark , David Milch & William Finkelstein d: James Whitmore Jr.
Episode #21. Skel in a Cell
gs: Paul Ben-Victor (Unknown) Louis Giambalvo (Unknown) George Wyner (Unknown) John F. O'Donohue (Unknown) Scott Allan Campbell (Unknown) James Pickens Jr. (Detective) Badja Djola (Unknown) Danny Trejo (Louis) Michael Bofsheves (Unknown) Harry Donner (Unknown) Dial Jones (K-9 Officer) John Finn (Ray)
An arrested drug dealer dies in a cell in the station house. The coroner determines that he died from strangulation, which puts Doyle in a jam as he was the arresting officer and was supposed to have kept an eye on his prisoner. Clem is approached outside a supermarket by a man who has a plan to scam the business' owners. A sting is set up to arrest the man but things do not go according to plan.
b: 20-Apr-98 w: Doug Palau , Nicholas Wootton , Steven Bochco , David Milch , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Marc Buckland
Episode #22. Queens for a Day
gs: Beau Starr (Unknown) Tony Plana (Unknown) Ivelka Reyes (Unknown) Tia Texada (Unknown) Lizette Carrion (Unknown) Karina Arroyave (Unknown) Leland Orser (Unknown) David Warshofsky (Unknown) Lillian Hurst (Unknown) The Young Dubliners (Band in tavern) NYPD pipes and drums (Band at Ray's party) Harley Zumbrum (Choppy) James Wellington (Chuck) Ardrienne Wilde (Nurse) Andrew Sikking (Roll Call Officer) John Finn (Ray) Karla Tamburrelli (Vicky) AJ Langer (Kathleen)
A member of the Latin Queens, a female gang, is found dead in her apartment building. Suspects are brought in, including a member who has been working undercover for two years. Ray arrests a man who throws Hector over a bar and injures the man's ribs while doing so. They take him to hospital where a doctor is amazed at the injuries he has received.
b: 27-Apr-98 w: Matt Olmstead , David Milch , Steven Bochco , Bill Clark & William Finkelstein d: Michael Watkins
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