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| FAKE GAME USED BASEBALL CARDS |
| I didn't have any personal game used cards I was currently making, and got bored, so I made some fake game used cards. |
| HOMER'S THOUGHTS ON MAGGLIO Magglio is a fine hitter from Chicago, Ooooh, Chicago, baby...mmm...baby back ribs...arrrggghhh!!! |
| Game Used Baseball and Bat |
| HOMER'S THOUGHTS ON KIRBY Kirby was a terrific all-around player from Minnesota, Ooooh, Minnesota Fats...mmm...fat...arrrggghhh!!! |
| Game Used Baseball, Bat, and Glove |
| HOMER'S THOUGHTS ON BIG MAC Mark was a power hitter from St. Louis, Ooooh, St. Louis, Home of Budweiser... No beer and no cable T.V. make Homer go crazy...mmm...crazy...arrrggghhh!!! |
| Game Used Jersey and Bat |
| P.S. Fox or MLB I made these for fun and they are not for sale. |
| All images are copyrighted 2002 Tim Benson |
| You have received a piece of a Magglio Ordonez bat and ball used in a real game between the Springfield Isotops and Chicago White Sox on May 25, 2001. |
| The baseball of the front of this card was a 505 ft. home run hit by Magglio Ordonez at Springfield Stadium that hit Homer Simpson in the head when he was picking up a hot dog he had dropped. |
| You have received a piece of a Kirby Puckett bat, ball, and glove used in a real game between the Springfield Isotopes and Minnesota Twins on July 23, 1995. |
| The baseball on the front of this card was a 475 ft. home run hit by Kirby Puckett at Springfield Stadium that hit Homer Simpson in the jaw while he was busy yelling at the Springfield mascot. |
| You have received a piece of a Mark McGwire bat and jersey used in a real game between the Springfield Isotopes and St. Louis Cardinals on September 8, 2000. |
| The bat on the front of this card slipped out of Mark McGwire's hand at Springfield Stadium, flew into the stands and hit Homer Simpson in the head while he was eating a crumbled-up cookie thingy. |
| Cards That Never Were |
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| Bo Jackson - UD 500 HR Club Game Used Bat |
| 1985 Topps Sidd Finch Rookie |
| 2004 Bowman Heritage Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez Rookie |
| 1960 Topps Ron Santo Rookie |
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| 2004 Fleer Great of the Game Battery Mates Nuke LaLoosh and Crash Davis |