"What's wrong with a dead squirrels, squirrels are so cute"

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Mike Uh

Mike Uh enjoys long, deep talks with his computer monitor.  Mike's humor is off the charts (literally).  Mike will serenade songs for you with his incredible guitar skills.  He'll also give you dead squirrels, because he thinks giving dead flowers is a bad idea cuz they're dead, so he said "might as well give them a dead squirrel" (True story).. Off the charts, man.. off the charts.

"How long do I have to be the human sun dial?"