A sure fire way to get a girlfriend was to be a doctor

-that's what my mom told me.  

So amazingly, I became a doctor at the young age of 6.

However, I had no idea what I was doing and I just ended up with a bunch of lawsuits on my lap.

Also all my patients were males, my plan was thwarted, so I moved on. 

HELLO NURSE!!

I heard from an American person that girls love guys who are artistic and imaginative, so I took up drawing.  

I would draw in public parks and people would surround me to watch me draw.  (surrounding people not shown in picture)

This plan worked like a charm!!

if you wanna see a self portrait of myself

click here