For the moment, let me just start with some of the quotes/one liners. Prabhu as usual has not done his bit of sending me the entire stuff which he was supposed to Any way, here is a preview of things to come. This is of course not the complete thing.  Chaitya, hurry up yaar, send me all the other mails, its already been too long i have been waiting for them. With whatever little i have, this is the best i can come up with, which is not much. And then i have been wondering if i should write a word or two briefly about these sentences, some of them might seem a bit out of context to the people who were included in the mailing list later.

PS: In fact while putting this up, i just realized that there are too many personal references to certain ppl, i personally think they are quite harmless but then what do i know, i have much to learn !! So mail back if you want any of your quote removed. It wud be done asap.

Thus Spaketh Abhijeet

•  U see I read somewhere... "Men are born to LIE and women to get LAID" why make it anymore complicated. But I know we all love complications.

• I am generally sukhi but have these fits of dukhiness now and then.

• Wait till you hear the kallu americans. man those guys dont talk, they just open their mouth and let their breathing create sound waves and you have to figure out what on earth they were talkin abt. they hardly move their tongue. you all = yal Whats up = ssup. alright = aa'it know what I am saying = kno'wam'sayin.

• All in favor say "Aye" nahi tar say "nhay"

• and I rem once after an hour long monologue by Amit about his gr8 G-Ja-G, C asked him abe kon aahe ha Samar?

• its amazing........i had been there on saturday night.....while sam was busy doin some religous offerings i was making some relly carnal offerings.

• i just seem to have some affinity for vehicles coming in opposite direction.

• and obviously me n sam have narrated earlier what kind of heavenly place tampa is.........oh yess it is......(CENSORED)

• salya beduk.....dekh lunga tereko baadme....sadhya paus padato aahe mhanun......isnt it mating season for beduk.....yaar we shud ve been animals rather than Gay....do animals get married???

• gele watata Alps war dhyan karayala.

• ............have totally given up on studies.....just doin enuff to survive.

• Once while we were in the mall or somewhere I don't quite rem......or may be at the Barber shop ....a guy struck up a gen conversation which finally came down to traffic etc in India.....and he asked me ""How can people be riding elephants?"" I said....why not.....my entire childhood i spent on the back of an elephant......its lot of fun....and suggested he shud try it once....its much safer as there is no chance of an accident. I  even went so far as telling him we had a tiger for a pet as dogs were too afraid of the so many elephants in our ""Parking Lot"". Then the guy got a drift of where i was goin and said he was sorry for being so blunt and uptight with his question.....

• ....man that snoop dawg.....he is absolutely and even looks like a stray dog infested with gechud and all khaj khujli.....

• sam i guess goru's mail was two of our thesis combined together.

• And those who dont get TCS lets go Tata Motors for 2nd shift.

• I guess its about time we redo all the names ...... I hereby formally denounce the title of "Mala Potti Pahije".

Thus Spaketh Chaitanya

• May there always be beer in ur fridge and vodka in the closet, wine on the table and whiskey when u turn on the faucet.

• on sarang's insistance i bought a book called 'yuganta' it is a critical analysis of the characters from mahabharata. i dont believe i've bought that book , maybe i was drugged that night.

• made a syntactically correct visit to nagpur...satynarayan pooja...visiting relatives...paya padne...vagare vagare.

• ya it is smthing, i guess love makes an ass of you.

• ppl must be scared of bhale in office, the man in his elements can seem like a fugitive lying low, a killing machine ready to spring up and make ur worst nightmares come true :-)

• pondy's place is so homely, it almost makes me cry, we called Pondy , 'BABA' and Himanshu 'AAI' (remember that trip to where ,I think chikhaldara I puked a lot, even bhale would have been proud of that, puking was of bhaleraoian standards :-)) the ppl at pondy's place shd be called 'AAJI'(mayalu). Bhale u should booze and puke once at pondy's place, it'll be phun.That'll give it sm decency.that place is indecently puritanical.

• Its like when parveen babi asked Amitabh to wipe off the 'mera baap chor hai' on his hand in DEEWAR. And we all know what anmitabh answered to that. So just u are not gonna make any difference.....'jao pehle jaakar tripathi ko samjhao jisne sabse pehle mujhe 'mahaprabhoo' kaha tha.....' and so on.... :-)

• BHO bhale, he 'BHO' sanskrit madhil 'bho' nasoon marathiteel bho aahe.

• U dont need dadya to plan smthing to bring out the 'D ELEMENTS' in him, he can sit there and the D stuff just oozes out :-))

• anand salya lets plan something. dusseryala kakagiri karnyacha plan nako karu.

• The couple of lines D wrote did pack a punch,he is a natural 'cryptographer' and throws really difficult ciphers at u, it is natural cryptography just like 'bombay is a natural port'.

• But its true we need to be careful..who knows when Grannys in Nagpur smell it :))

• bara Baba B. don mahinyani ajun ek reading gheto ani mag nishkarsha kadhto. pan bhosadichya mee itkee mothi mail lihilee ti tujhya vishesh tippanee sathi navhe.

• point to be noted abhijeet has really good socia skills he not only commands an invitation to dosa parties but is given the privilege of last minute guests, 2 of them.

• the project i have been put in shd be put up as a case study. it is very chaotic to say the least. 'cover ur ass' policy is on display a lot

• had gone for my medical test today. had to go topless in front of this lady doctor who applied some kinda gel around my nipples and attached some chords to it. Then she would say 'breathe deep' and then go about her work . then after a couple of minutes she would tell me 'Leave'. I wanted to tell her that I already left a min back and some more thereafter. had to control my laughter in the situation.
   

Thus Spaketh Pondy

• And KASAVA iur shell is already pertrified ....now when u say u got pertirfied .did it mean the "uthana padlyavar disnaara bhaag" has also turned from "mau" to stony ??that's a miraclous evolutionary mutation for kasavas!

• just now returned from "home" .vISTED THE STANFORD OF VIDHARBHA "VNIT" ........Felt like Kindergarten was better

• ME more enmeshed in the disgusting Grind. Soultin to it can anybody find ?

• well i fail to why cpmrehend why does abhijeet fail to comprehend the import of this much awaited narrative! its prabhu vani ,( just to remind u) and hence the beads of wisdom with which we will be blessed are so santum and hence rare than it is morally binding upon us mortals to await an event which may trigger the cosmic resonance among us and hence filter out the weeds of sins which disgrace us!

• hopeless ,regressive,presumptous,egalitarian,oligarchic,tyrannic,unjust, unencompassing,uncatholic IDEA.

• abe bhale i thnk. its unfair on ur part to keep exclusive rights to the dukhi ,tagline..... i mean i am of enough sad disposition not to be left out..though i may not match the sorrow or the misery or the suffering u face :)

• newys......too much too muse and to less to do..... byee LIFE IS GRIND.........

• takibha,
  "likhe jokhat tujhye...
  wo teri yaadmein hazarron packets ki message ban gaye
  internet chalu hua to tuhye mil gaye..
  jo band hua to bounce ho gaye..""

• "exodus of boring is mystfying clarity.." officeon SUNDAY ..is like a nightmare gone awry..!!

• me at same place "LANGUISHING" and hence a bit "ANGUISHING"..!

• yesterday i was staring at mirror.....and shouting " i had enough of you..!" thata does not help though.......:)

• "i have had enough of me"

• "beware ,if the mundane strikes,cause it will break the illusion that we are SUblime"..
   

Thus Spaketh Dadya

• Maan in pune it seems,there are large firms producing babes...all ard u see .. the aunties ..their daughters..are but babes..

• bhale just drop everything at hand..and join me here this week end...so that "prabhoo janmasthmi" can be revelled, like the orgies in Asterix n obelix!!

• Hush!! C has squashed all the hoopla that was once associated with goin to the states. ..saala in so less time and prep one cant even manage to go to UK(Umer Khed i mean)!!

• I recollect i did sleep badly for a couple of nights with that loss

• bhooo bhooooobhoooo :(....baba bhale is Bully bahle!! curse ...u r gonna get holes in ur undy big ones...n then ur balls shall freeze!...and u gonna puke on the gal u admire the most here and make her mad!!!!..this is not all ..more ...if u not gonna post me my "due and full" share of that chutni!!! do u hear me!!!!!!! (ED: I was supposed to give him this packet of chutni which I collected from pune !! :) No chance dude, you wont get it. I have found it goes excellent even when sprinkled on pizzas.)

• is anybody of u online rt now!! i can play mail mail with him!!!

Thus Spaketh TaKibBha

• Also there is one famous slogan : VACHAL(Learn) TAR VACHAL ( Saved). I would modify it: Lihal (e-mail) TAR VACHAL(Saved). So keep mail going.

• Just now came after listening to Siddhu. I think he should conduct GRE classes rather than on the Cricket Pandits team.

• "DEAD LINES ARE NEAR, AND YOU ARE NO WHERE,
  THINGS ARE BAD BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE SAD".

• Khicho na kaman, na nikalo talvar, Jab Boriyat ho mukabil, to likho e-mail.

• "Kaise lagi Lagaan Euler ho gaya magan,
  woh to Ghadi Ghadi Theorem Banane laga"

• Gorakh let us know about your meeting with THE.

• Monday 12'th I was in G.E. First day, imandari ne sangto ""fatli hoti"".

• The song is the only one of Anoop Jalota ( or Lota) i like. In all other songs, whether Bhajans or Ghazal he sings with the same tempo. Tyache kaam tukar aahe. Also yesterday i heard one song and realized ( it takes time to realize) that the following song is of TUKAR quality. It goes like this: Tumse milna,(PAUSE) batein karna (PAUSE) bada accha lagta hai!!!!

• Himanshu, Chimalwar told me that his bike was not punctured, but the air got removed because of your weight :-))))))

• Things are unclear,i am far from sure
  There is fear, they say you are poor
  You are out of gear, they say we will kick your rear.

• Bho Aacharyam Jambuvant chya pach oli aani Prabhu chya shivya , kay surekh sangam aahe.

• I AND IGNORANCE GO HAND IN HAND.

• Why waste time on knowledge, when ignorance is instantaneous - Sakha Hobbes.

Thus Spaketh Sam

•  Dude frankly , I dont believe tht a human being can torture another to such an extent..especially since I have done nothing to deserve this.. I'm planning to file for the following damages
  - Spreading rumors leading to mental and emotional torture.
  - Public defamation and humiliation

• I realised that I havent been drinking at all lately and am horrified by this. I plan to take corrective action ASAP.

• Oh my Gawd! I dont think my thesis wud be this long!!

• Wht kinda name is sweety sadhwani, its as horrible as polly parera!!

•  D salya 'chanchan gokhale' barobar chanchan goshti gheyla wel ahe, tar mail karayla ka nahi??

• Ani bhale leka I think ur chances of getting lost have rapidly multiplied with u no longer depending on public transport..

• Had a horrible group meeting yesterday. ppl were asking questions and I was answering confidently .. only hitch was the Q & A's were not related.. I really felt like I was walking a thin line between "admitting I had no clue" and "have done loads of work".

Thus Spaketh Gorakh

• abe pondy salya baghitlas tar varadlaas ka nhai?

• Dad_hich_ti you seem to be serious when someone says you gained weight.

• abe jitu ti bagh chaitali kai distey ahe" and jitu says," abe chutiya tu ikde Ice Cream kade bagh karan Chaitali function bhar tashich disnar ahe pan Ice Cream sampta ahe.

• how can a chovis varshacha marathi brahman gorya varna cha, madhyam bandha cha, uncha, fit, VRCE electronics engineer jyachya kade Patni chi SAP wali nokri ahe, ani jyacha vaadhdivas ahe to lagnacha mulga be available for boys like us ?

• two to three lines a mail,
  keep the reader on the trail,
  once the mails grow in size,
  its difficult for de writer to tantalize.
   
  write small mails but more in number,
  and the reader is awaken from his slumber,
  he reads all the spam to no avail,
  he thinks there must be something in the next mail.

• .........Aani Sarva Sukha upbhogun toh moksha padaalaa gela.....(TaKiBha in GE)...............

• aai yam de van !!

• kahan gaye woh log,
  joh mails likhte thay iss frequency se,
  ki jab chat bhi karte hai humlog,
  to match nahin kar paate the use
   

• me and my intermittently filling inboxes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Thus Spaketh KAKA

• some movies are like wonderful rains in lonavala, they have to be enjoyed occasionaly. oh i am growing older.

• A genuine brotherly advice: ashish office madhye jasta thambat jau nakos. rather go and sit on MG road.

• just a blank thought due to emptiness in the B shift.why in hindu dharma there is no concept of confessions yaar?? i want to make hordes of them to a priest. looking for the opportunity.

• ......whats this.....its not a b'day song its a b'day dirge. a unique innovative concept.

Thus Spaketh Ashish

• i hve a margin of 10-15 kgs to gain wght.. so even if wght goes up by 5-6 kgs its almost un-noticeable. "Are kitti barik zalay" chayla yevdha 5 k ni vadhloy tyacha kay.

Thus Spaketh PKT

• My life is as screwed up and as vague as ever.But i am working on it. I hope it's not beyond repair.

Anonymous (I seem to have misplaced the original email, but i do have the quote. I suspect its from pondy. )

• .....the import of this much awaited narrative! its prabhu vani ,( just to remind u ) and hence the beads of wisdom with which we will be blessed are so santum and hence rare than it is morally binding upon us mortals to await an event which may trigger the cosmic resonance among us and hence filter out the weeds of sins which disgrace us!