ED  : Well I have had the hardest time trying to pick out what mail of this guy to put up. So I just randomly pick up one of his several mammoth emails.

Gorakh@ferronickel

Hi bidu log,

It was quite a long hangover for me and was aided by my internet connection going berserk ( i still don't know when this reply shall reach you ), scortching summer days, drowsy humid rainy evenings and lots of work to do. Are you wondering what the hangover was of ? Ofcourse elections. It was not easy to believe what I had been following since the first leads were available right from 8:05 in the morning. I along with baba took off for the day to watch the things unfold. And the result was no less than the typical hindi movie suspense, when the heart aches for a happy ending and the mind denies any possibility as the end nears. I have decided I shall never ever in my life support any political party henceforth. After all I aim to be a successful businessman and with that business sense - the day was all wasted and rest shall move on whether I like it or not.

Now that my net was down, I am reading all your mails today. I realized not many of you are into politics, even as autere audience and some are even very positive about the Cong performing. Perhaps I should learn from you guys and I hope you guys realize why am writing this long about all that has happened as, if not anything else that has indicated where the nation shall head now, the BSE sensex has dropped about six hundred points draining away roughly 3 trillion rupees from the market capital.

Anyways, as I said I shall learn from you guys to be calm and getting back to work, I shall really get back to writing mails.

I am really impresse by THE and I shall admit here that i am not one of the blessed ones, as I have still not been able to meet HIM, probably C baba ka bulava aya nahin hain.

I am really busy doing stupid things like attending wedding receptions and then eating at the joint just a few yards from the reception place as the food was absent at the reception. Actually when I braved the crowd for a couple of ice creams for some senior people, I heard someone say abe fakta Ice Cream urla ahe laukar ghe, nahin tar te pan sampel. Then the next one was the best of all - one of my college juniors staring at a girl from my branch and said," abe jitu ti bagh chaitali kai distey ahe" and jitu says," abe chutiya tu ikde Ice Cream kade bagh karan Chaitali function bhar tashich disnar ahe pan Ice Cream sampta ahe. The function was BHUKMARI

I hope KissAur probably you are spending money on the right things. just pass us the photos of the new appt. and of the new KisOr dressed in the latest in European fashion for formals.

Well How many of you ( only nikalas guys ) remember BADU ? well I should have given the original name, thats difficult to make out who it stands for. badu is actually the answer. Well Well I met yogesh uddhav and he runs a business from his place in dindayal nagar, was claiming to remeber all the names of all the girls in our class, said he met ketki arbat and new more about girls, told me kalyani alekar is in US, agreed that he too was duped by angira (AnGyra the unstoppable moving machine who never spends more than a couple of minutes with the same human at once ), was too nostalgic about school, even visited the school on a 26th Jan, was recallling silly incidents like we all being restricted from sitting for a unit test in Xth for a common bunk and that Angira and Abhijeet too were part of it and then we were taken to KB and girls were crying and boys laughing, mentioned about khanna meeting him.............................it was a nice meeting to sum up and I still reiterated to my self - Man, I still don't remeber much about school and never feel so much for it.

I hope the length of this mail has exceeded the stipulated for my weight dimensions, but I am not able to write daily so please read it in sections if possible. But as now you are reading this line most of you must have finished reading the mail, so go ahead and curse me. I am tooo tired to shift these lines to the start.I hope the intelligent few shall read these lines much earlier than the rest all . REST alll ( relax ). And the rest all in the next one.

G O R A K H