THE LION KING BLOOPERS EPISODE 1, with Azanti and Zazu
Written by Azanti  and Zazu

AZANTI-Welcome to ...
BOTH-THE LION KING BLOOPERS!!!
ZAZU-With me, Zazu
AZANTI-And me, Azanti Shatani Mcheza Moonshine.
ZAZU-*rolls eyes* In, the only show where you can see the mishaps of the movies!
AZANTI- Without further ado, lets get on with the show!
ZAZU-Here's one of that meanie Scar...proving that he is more than meets the eye...
SCAR-Simba, its to die f...*cracks up laughing* I'm sorry...but do you know how hard it is to look mean in an entire movie?
AZANTI-Hahaha! A classic! Just goes to show that Scar's not so cruel after all. In fact, there is more than just one clip that shows that...
SCAR-So prepare for the chance of a lifetime...be...*begins laughing* I'm sorry...but I can't look serious with HIM around! *Points to Ed who is dancing around and giggling*
ZAZU-Oh, I love that clip! I also recall a certain blooper involving you, Miss Azanti....
AZANTI-Eep!
SIMBA-This is my home...if I don't fight for it, who will?
AZANTI-*In the audience* I won't! Its a dump!
DIRECTOR-Cut! Azanti! I thought I told you to shut it?
AZANTI-*blushing* Well...they didn't include me in the movie, I think I was entitled to state my opinions! Besides, Zazu...I have a little clip of you as well...
ZAZU-*flying in the Circle of Life scene..suddenly, he flies into Pride Rock and falls...the Pride Rock scenery falls down and reveals a blue screen*
DIRECTOR-Yes...I think we should have his stunt double do that scene.
ZAZU-*muffled* Thank you.
ZAZU-Well, anyone could have done the same. And now, here's one that the Special Effects team are to be blamed for...
AZANTI-Yes. Not many people realise that animated movies have special effects teams. Why, this show has a special effects team, which is one of the most elite of its kind. *Suddenly the lighting starts going haywire and a flame shoots across the screen* Um....forget what I just said...*gritting teeth, speaks into mouthpiece* thanks for the irony, Larry....
SIMBA-Run. Run away and never return.
SCAR-Yes...as you wish...your majesty! *throws coals at Simba's eyes, but as they hit his eyes, they turn into butterflies*
DIRECTOR-Cut!! *sighing* I have GOT to get a new SFX team...
ZAZU-I remember it well! Now, you may all think that Mufasa's death scene was a little sad..
AZANTI-I cried my eyes out...
ZAZU-Yes, and...
AZANTI-*interupting* And when Simba started crying...that just made me worse..
ZAZU-Could..I.just finish..?
AZANTI-*sniffing* And...when he shouts for help...I...*sniffling more and whimpers to someone offscreen* could...could I have a tissue?
ZAZU-*watches Azanti go* Right....anyway, it took a long time to shoot that death scene correctly