Lenny Harris
Why on earth should Lenny Harris be in any Hall of Fame? Simple - he has the perfect job. He somehow has convinced five Major League Baseball teams over fourteen seasons that he is worth the money to sit on their bench. How? I don't know. Apparently he endears himself with the big stars on the teams (Barry Larkin, for example) and rides that wave to cash and their groupie runoff. For that simple reason - continued employment in a highly competitive industry despite a near-total lack of production or value - Lenny Harris has earned his spot in the Fort Awesome Hall of Fame. (Earned? How has Lenny earned anything? Hey, you listen to Deion Sanders (another of Lenny's pals) tell that story about the Super Bowl for the hundredth time and you see how it isn't earning it.)