Sid Vicious
(every Sid promo ever:)
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid is pro-wrestling's best-ever roided-out, talentless, over-pushed lug. He was born and raised in West Memphis, Arkansas, where he's still keepin' it real today. First broke into wrasslin' right across the river in Memphis, then moved to Crockett's NWA in 1989. Ric Flair saw his potential, and made him a Horseman in 1990. Has a tendency to injure his opponents, most notably when he hit Brian Pillman's head on the top of the cage at the 1991 WarGames. Went to WWF after that and main evented WrestleMainia VIII against Hogan, becoming like the first person to kick out of the legdrop. Of course, that wasn't planned; Sid and Harvey Whippleman (his old manager buddy from Memphis) double-crossed the Hulkster when Harvey was "late" on breaking up the three count. Go figure, Sid didn't last long in WWF after that; ended up back in WCW. Didn't last long there, either; him and Arn Anderson had a run-in in a hotel in England that ended up with Sid carving up Arn's forehead with a pair of scissors. Got fired of course, and then went back home to Memphis, where he was off-and-on the main event heel in the USWA until 1995. Ended up back in WWF, where he had a string of brutally bad main events with Kevin "Diesel" Nash. Amazingly, Sid managed to stay with WWF until 1997, when he hurt his back bad and had to quit. Kinda drifted around for a while, until he had a cup of coffee with ECW (of all places) in late 1999. Then WCW called him back again in 2000, where he came in as the "Millennium Man" and had a main event run, most notably "losing" the title to Chris Benoit for a day. Then in 2001, Sid got the great idea that he was Jumbo Tsuruta and tried to do jumping high kick off the second rope, landing on one leg. The leg broke of course, so now Sid is suing AOL Time Warner for unsafe working conditions. So now Sid "Vicious" Eudy is living every redneck's dream - laid up with a work-related injury.