The Tom Greaves File...
Name: Thomas Edward Greaves
Born: 8/29/80
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Single? Ha!
Children? That information is sealed by court order
Organizations: H.E.W., Trilateral Commission
I am not a member of any other organizations
Occupation: Full-time college student, part-time slave at an HVAC company
Known Aliases: El Bandito; Surly Prick
Interests/Hobbies: Pro Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, expanding my vinyl collection, sleeping it off on Justin & Ryan's couch
Major/School: Economics/Xavier University
Musicians: Rolling Stones, Wilco, Uncle Tupelo, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek, The Roots, Son Volt, Prince, Otis Redding, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Parliament, James Brown, Willie Nelson, The Clash
TV Shows: Barney Miller, 7th Heaven, WWF RAW is WAR (though it's currently pissing me off greatly), Family Guy, That 70's Show, Dawson's Creek (see RAW is WAR), British Men Behaving Badly, Magnum, P.I.
Authors: Elmore Leonard, Rick Moody, Toni Morrison, Paul Johnson
Food: All (except strawberries)
Drinks: Icehouse, Christian Morelein, Rolling Rock, Gin & Juice
What Pisses You Off The Most: Ryan Dempsey, rubes, the ever-continuing homogenization of American culture
(More to come) (maybe)