Top Fives...
People who will be publicly executed when I become benevolent dictator (01.9.16)
1. Bill O'Reilly of Fox News Channel
2. This dude who sits in the front row in my Linear Algebra class
3. Dwayne Luna (afternoon DJ on the Mojo)
4. Dave Matthews
5. Steve Jobs
Things I say I'll do this semester but won't (01.9.2)
1. Get a girlfriend
2. Start my papers before the due date
3. Kick Ryan's ass
4. Quit school
5. Win the lottery
Dream Jobs (01.8.8)
1. Pro Wrestler in Japan
2. Shoot fighter
3. Musician (not like Miles Davis-level talent, but rather a mandolinist in a hardcore bluegrass band or something)
4. Mafiosi (like in GoodFellas)
5. Pot-smoking college professor in the 60s
Songs that blew my mind the first time I heard them (01.8.8)
1. Oasis, "Wonderwall"
2. Uncle Tupelo, "Slate"
3. Miles Davis, "So What"
4. Rolling Stones, "Gimme Shelter"
5. The Clash, "Train In Vain"
Things that have freaked me out over the last few months (01.8.8)
1. This waitress at the Frisch's I go to for lunch (she's nice, but she's all up in my area and shit)
2. The mall
3. Driving down I-71 in the middle of the night and listening to the Art Bell show (the interstate is all empty and my Dad was sleeping in the back and I had slept like 2 hours in the past day and they were talking about some freaky shit and I kinda got freaked out)
4. Whatever a "Texas cloverleaf with a bridge" is supposed to be (think about it for a second: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BRIDGE A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF??)
5. This song "Action Figure Party" from the album Action Figure Party by the group Action Figure Party