Expressions for a Woman's High Stress Days

• You! Off my planet!
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• Errors have been made, Others will be blamed.
• And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• I can't remember if I'm the good twin (clone) or the evil one.
• How many times do I have to flush before you go away.
• I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
• You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door number two?
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• Earth is full. Go home.
• Is it time for your medication or mine?
• Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
• How do you set a laser printer to stun?
• I'm not tense, I'm just really, really alert.