Smart Women

1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-
4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-
5. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-
6. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
7. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
8. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-
9. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
10. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
11. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner-
12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-
14. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Gloria Steinem-
15. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night -Marie Corelli-
16. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith-Summerskill
17. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee-
18. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
19. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-