WWAW Tuesday Turbo
1/2/2001
The show opens with shots of wrestlers in the WWAW set to the offical's
music of the federation, Powerman 5000's "Neckbone". Included are clips
of the wrestlers most memorable matches. Finally, the clip ends with an explosion,
and we are in the Peoria Civic Center in Peoria, Illinois for the debut of WWAW!
Interview w/ Chris Kanyon
(Chris Kanyon comes out to the ring to a few boos. He enters the ring,
and grabs the mic from the ring announcer.)
Kanyon: You know, I figured that when I came to a town in Illinois, where
people like Honest Abe Lincoln were born, that I would be treated like
almost a king. Well, I was wrong about Illinois, and especially this town,
because all the trailer park trash around here make me SICK.
(More boos from the Peoria crowd.)
Kanyon: And another thin-
(Kanyon is cut off by the Road Dogg's music.)
Road Dogg: Oh, you didn't know?...YOUR ASS BETTER CALLLL SOMEBODYYYYYYY!
(Road Dogg comes out to a good pop, mostly because he interrupted Kanyon.)
Road Dogg: That's right, it's me, it's me, it's the D-O-Double G, and
tonight, Kanyon, you'll be wondering what the Baha Men have been wondering,
and that is, who let the dogs out, on you?
(Road Dogg goes into the ring, but gets attacked by Kanyon as the match begins.
Chris Kanyon vs. Jesse James
Summary: Kanyon wasn't to pleased at Road Dogg for interrupting him,
and started to beat on him quickly. This was a hot opener, with both men
going back and forth. Road Dogg hit his pumphandle slam for a two count.
Road Dogg tried for a clothesline on Kanyon, but Kanyon ducked it, turned
James around and hit the Kanyon Cutter for the win.
Chris Kanyon pinned Jesse James with the Kanyon Cutter in 0:09:16.
Rating: *
The next match is The Perfect Event versus Danny Doring and Roadkill
..but...
Backstage
(A limo pulls up to the Peoria Civic Center. Jeff Jarrett gets out of it
and walks towards the locker rooms. He bumps into Steve Austin.)
Jarrett: Watch where you're going, Slapnuts.
Austin: What the hell did you call me?
Jarrett: I said, watch where you're going, Slapnuts.
Austin: Why don't you back those words up in the ring.
Jarrett: You got it, Slapass.
Austin: Yeah, we'll see about that.
Perfect Event vs. Doring/Roadkill
Summary: These two teams showed what they have, hitting many double team moves.
The fast paced action of Doring and Roadkill caught the Perfect Event
by surprise, and they were no match for the Amish Chicken Plucker.
Roadkill and Stasiak battled on the outside, while Doring hit the Danaconda
on Palumbo for the victory.
Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when Doring
pinned Palumbo with the Danaconda in 0:13:36.
Rating: 3/4*
Interview: Backstage w/ Jeff Jarrett
(Jacob Goodman is interviewing Jeff Jarrett.)
Goodman: Jeff Jarrett, tonight, you will be facing Steve Austin, how
do you feel?
Jarrett: Jacob, I feel great. Stone Cold Steve Austin, he thinks he's
the toughest SOB? Well tonight, I'll show him that no one messes with the
chosen one. So choke on that, slapass.
(Jarrett leaves for the locker rooms)
Goodman: There you go, folks. It seems Jarrett is more than ready for Austin
tonight.
(Commercials)
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Perry Saturn
Summary: This match was controlled by Chavo, until Perry reversed a vertical
suplex attempt into a unexpected Brain Buster for the win.
Perry Saturn pinned Chavo Guerrero Jr. with the Brain Buster in 0:11:48.
Rating: * 3/4
Steve Corino vs. Al Snow
Summary: A back and forth battle, until 7 minutes into the match, when Al Snow
totally lost his offense. Corino hit two superkicks, but each time, Al
Snow managed to reach the ropes with his boots. Finally, Corino got
Al in the middle of the ring and struck him with a big Superkick
for the victory.
Steve Corino pinned Al Snow with the Superkick in 0:13:43.
Rating: *** 3/4
Backstage Preview
(A split screen is shown... on the left, the Hardy Boyz and Lita. On the right,
Kronic... both teams are heading to the ring for their match. Hardyz and Kronic,
next!)
(Commercials)
Hardy Boyz vs. Kronic
Summary: It was clear from the beginning that it was a David vs. Goliath
type match between the two teams. Kronic's power cancelled out with The Hardyz speed.
Matt Hardy and Brian Adams starting going at each other after Adams broke
up a definite win for the Hardyz after a Senton Bomb from Jeff on Clark.
Clark went for a choke slam on Jeff, but Jeff got an elbow in on Clark,
knocking Clark down, by surprise... Clark got back to his feet, in time
to meet a flying dropkick from Jeff. Jeff went for the quick cover, and
amazingly got the win, as Adams was a second too late to break the pin.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Kronic when J. Hardy pinned Bryan Clark after
a flying dropkick in 0:09:24.
Rating: * 3/4
After the match, Kronic, the sore losers that they were, destroyed the Hardyz
and left them in a heap. Lita tried to attack them from behind, but sadly,
she was a victim of their attacks as well.
Backstage
(Steve Corino is talking to someone backstage, who looks like security.)
Corino: So I superkicked him AGAIN! This time, I was able to get the win.
It was pretty easy though.
(The security guard shakes his head.)
Saturn: Hey, Corino!
(Corino and the guard look down the hall, and Perry Saturn is walking down the hall.
He gets to where Corino and the guard are.)
Saturn: You think you can walk around here and be a hotshot like you own the place?
Well how about you come face me next week?
Corino: If you wish, yes, the King of Old School will be glad to kick your ass.
Saturn: Not if I beat the **** out of you first.
(Saturn walks off, obviously pissed off, and Corino has a smirk on his face. He
goes back to talking to the guard.)
Corino: So...
(Commercials)
Scott Norton vs. Chris Jericho
Summary: A total and absolute squash. Norton beat the hell out of Jericho,
and Jericho was very worn out by the time Norton hit the Powerbomb
for the dominating win.
Scott Norton pinned Chris Jericho with the Powerbomb in 0:09:37.
Rating: * 1/4
Buff Bagwell vs. Rikishi Phatu
Summary: In yet another David vs. Goliath like match-up, Buff Bagwell took on
Rikishi Phatu. Rikishi had things under control, until he went for a Banzai Drop
on Bagwell. Bagwell moved out of the way, just in time, and Rikishi
was dazed after hitting the ground hard. Bagwell scaled to the top rope,
gave the signal for the Buff Blockbuster, and as Rikishi, stunned, got to his feet,
Buff hit the Buff Blockbuster. Buff covered Rikishi and got the 3 count
and the upset victory.
Buff Bagwell pinned Rikishi Phatu with the Buff Blockbuster in 0:12:53.
Rating: ** 1/4
Backstage
(Goodman is backstage again, this time with Steve Austin.)
Goodman: Stone Cold, up next is your match against Jeff Jarrett. What is
your game plan?
Austin: Jacob, my game plan is to do what Stone Cold does best, and that's
opening a big can of whoopass on my opponents!
(pop from the crowd)
Austin: Jeff Jarrett, you may have all the stroke, but I have the stunner, and
you are going down tonight, because Austin 3:16 says I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE....
(crowd sings along from here)
Austin: CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
(crowd pops as Austin walks away... Jarrett vs. Austin, next!)
(Commercials)
Main Event
Jeff Jarrett vs. Austin
(Kid Rock's "Cowboy" plays and Jeff Jarrett comes out, guitar and all.
He grabs the mic from the ring announcer.)
Jarrett: Stone Cold, get your ass down here so I can beat it, you
Slapass!
(KEE-RASH!! Stone Cold's old music plays and Stone Cold comes down to
the ring, doing his power walk as usual. Austin slides in the ring, to
be attacked by Jarrett, and the match begins.)
Summary: What a match between these two. Both men hit their finishers, but
both men couldn't keep the other down for the 3 count. With TV time
winding down, and both men in really tired conditions, they both hit
each other with a clothesline... finally, the ref called for the bell,
and called for a draw, due to time constraints.
Jeff Jarrett and Steve Austin battled to a draw in 0:30:00.
Rating: **** 1/4
After the match, Austin got to his feet first and waited for Jarrett.
When Jarrett finally got up, Jarrett got a kick to the gut and a Stunner
for his troubles. Austin's music plays and he goes to all 4 corners to the delight
of the fans. However, the camera cuts away from this scene and goes backstage.
Saturn is beating the **** out of Corino!! Saturn throws him into a trash
can and then puts him on a table. Corino slowly gets to his feet, but gets
grabbed and gets hit with a BRAIN BUSTER THROUGH A TABLE! Saturn gets up and
looks at the camera.
Saturn: That's how you kick ass around here.
(Saturn walks away, leaving Corino twitching on the ground, surrounded by
the broken table.)
*END OF SHOW*
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