WWAW All Star Wrestling
Taped 2/8/2001
Aired 2/9/2001
(We see clips of Turbo, including the appearance of Great Muta and Vampiro, the guitar shot on Goldberg, and more.)
("Rock Superstar" plays and we are in the Compaq Center in Texas for All Star Wrestling! We go to the back, and coming in a rent-a-car, is none other than Chavo Guerrero Jr.! He seems to be giving himself a few words of, well, encouragement.)
Chavo: This is it, tonight is when I shine for the fans... I gotta do it. I just gotta do it.
(We go to the ring for our first match.)
("We Be Clubbin'" plays, and Buff Bagwell comes to the ring with a few boos along with him.)
("Machinehead" then plays, and Mantaur comes out to a fair face pop.)
Mantaur vs. Buff Bagwell
Summary: Both men got near pins, but Mantaur was too much for Buff, and overpowered him, finishing him off with the Stampede.
Mantaur pinned Buff Bagwell with the Stampede in 0:11:28.
Rating: -3/4*
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Jeff Jarrett.)
Goodman: Jeff Jarrett, tonight, you face Rikishi, a man who almost crippled Mantaur with a baseball bat on Tuesd-
Jarrett: Listen up, slapnuts. I heard on Tuesday, that some guy went rampant after a ladder match. I was then told I was to wrestle him. The only bad part I felt was feeling bad for Rikishi, because I was just going to have to kick his ass. I didn't earn the WWAW Championship for nothing. I work my ass off, and I'm not about to have some baseball bat wielding maniac stand in my way. It's over Rikishi. IT'S OVER.
(Jarrett walks off and we go to a few quick commercials.)
(Commercials)
(We're back, and Great Muta and Vampiro are walking down to the ring, to their music, "Waffle" by Sevendust. They both get in the ring, and Vampiro grabs a mic.)
Vampiro: Here's what we have to say. After Tuesday, when we attacked Kronic, lots of people said that us appearing in this federation was nothing more than a fluke, and that we could never back it up in the ring.
We're here tonight, to prove them people, wrong. So tonight, we'd like to call out Doring and Roadkill, our first victims, before showing our faces to the world.
We were mistreated down south, and we'll be damn if we're gonna take that kind of **** here.
(Almost on cue, "Change" hits and Doring and Roadkill come down to a good face pop.)
Doring/Roadkill vs. The Great Muta/Vampiro
Summary: Muta and Vampiro were impressive in their first performance in the WWAW, taking Doring and Roadkill to school. Vampiro hit the Nail In The Coffin on Roadkill and won the match.
The Great Muta and Vampiro defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Vampiro
pinned Roadkill with the Nail In the Coffin in 0:09:50.
Rating: * 1/2
After the match, Kronik stormed the ring, and started brawling with Muta and Vampiro. Muta and Vamp surprisingly got the advantage however, and Muta hit a green mist on the face of Clark, sending him to the ground. Vampiro then hits a vicious kick to the head of Adams, almost knocking him out cold. Vampiro and Great Muta walk off, leaving the fans in awe at how they handled Kronic.
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Scott Norton.)
Goodman: Scott Norton, how do you feel tonight, facing a not-quite-100% Al Snow?
Norton: I feel I'm gonna kick his ass, Jacob, what the hell do you think I'm feeling?
(Norton walks off as Goodman watches him walk off.)
("Come With Me" blares, and Steve Corino walks out to a fair amount of boos from the crowd in the Compaq Center.)
("Where The River Flows" follows it, and Kanyon walks out to LOTS of boos.)
Steve Corino vs. Chris Kanyon
Summary: Both Kanyon and Corino went at each other, both wanting to get a well-deserved win. Unfortunately for Kanyon, Corino continued to run rampant over the competition, hitting the Superkick for a satisfying win.
Steve Corino pinned Chris Kanyon with the Superkick in 0:09:37.
Rating: *** 3/4
After the match, Chris Kanyon seems to be staggering after the Superkick. "Crush 'Em" plays, and it seems that Kanyon might want to make a quick exit. But it's too late, as Goldberg charges out... this could be a problem for Kanyon. Goldberg hits a vicious karate kick, almost sending Kanyon back 5-10 feet. Goldberg then picks up Kanyon, and delivers a stunning body press into a front slam, making Kanyon bounce up on the cold, unforgiving, steel. We go to commercials with Goldberg celebrating.
(Commercials)
(We're back from commercials, and the Hardyz' music plays, we zoom out for a ring shot, and we have advertising to do.)
Jacob Goodman: WWAW All Star Wrestling is brought to you by... Pepsi... The Joy of Pepsi, experience it....Burger King, the home of the whopper...Burger King, where you can have it your way...and Pringles, 'cause once you pop, you just can't stop.
("The Stroke" plays, and The Perfect Event come out to boos.)
Hardyz vs. Perfect Event
Summary: The Perfect Event showed why they were the Perfect Event, but they weren't enough for the Hardyz, as they outsmarted the Perfect Event, and Jeff Hardy won it with the Senton Bomb on Stasiak.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when J. Hardy pinned
Shawn Stasiak with the Senton Bomb in 0:09:00.
Rating: *
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Chavo Guerrero Jr.)
Goodman: Chavo, tonight, you have a chance to prove to the world that you can do a good job in the ring, as you face Chris Jericho.
Chavo: Tonight, Jacob, is my night, because it's time to prove that I am the best wrestler WWAW has to offer.
(Chavo walks off.)
Chavo Guerrero Jr vs. Chris Jericho
Summary: Chavo and Chris both didn't have a clear advantage, and when Jericho went for the Walls of Jericho on Chavo, Scott Norton came down to the ring and clotheslined Jericho from behind.
Chris Jericho defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr. by disqualification in 0:07:22.
Rating: * 3/4
After the match, Norton attacks Jericho, and Chavo just walks away, not helping Jericho.
(Commercials)
Bill Goldberg vs. Jesse James
Summary: ...Duh, who do you think won? SQUASH...
Bill Goldberg pinned Jesse James with the Jackhammer in 0:02:44.
Rating: 1/2*
Scott Norton vs. Al Snow
Summary: Jericho came to ringside during this match, but was told to go back to the back by the ref, and Jericho obliged. Norton picked up the win over Snow with the Powerbomb.
Scott Norton pinned Al Snow with the Powerbomb in 0:05:30.
Rating: ** 1/4
Jeff Jarrett vs. Rikishi Phatu
Summary: Almost automatically, Chavo Guerrero Jr, of all people, comes down and attacks Jeff Jarrett.
Non-Title-Match:
Jeff Jarrett defeated Rikishi Phatu by disqualification in 0:00:23.
Rating: 1/4*
After the match, Chavo continues to attack Jarrett, but Rikishi gets his Louisville Slugger and slugs Chavo in the back with it. Chavo is in pain, and Rikishi decides to hit Jarrett with it as well. Rikishi has to be restrained by refs... again! The show ends with Rikishi's evil look in his eyes again.
***END OF SHOW***
WWAW Superstars
Taped 2/8/2001
Aired 2/10/2001
(Deftones' "My Own Summer" plays as we go into Superstars.)
Kronic vs. Doring/Roadkill
Summary: Kronic dominates this match...
Non-Title-Match
Kronic defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Bryan Clark pinned Roadkill
with the Meltdown in 0:14:16.
Rating: * 1/2
(Commercials)
Al Snow vs. Jesse James
Summary: Al Snow wins the match in a hard-fought match.
Al Snow pinned Jesse James after a crucifix in 0:16:22.
Rating: *** 1/4
(Commercials)
Chris Kanyon vs. Perry Saturn
Summary: Kanyon quickly rolls up Saturn for the win.
Chris Kanyon pinned Perry Saturn after an inside cradle in 0:01:17.
Rating: * 1/4
***END OF SHOW***
WWAW Week In Review
Aired 2/11/2001
Main Event
Chris Jericho and Bill Goldberg vs. Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton
Summary: Goldberg and Norton apparently couldn't hide their hatred for each other, as late in the match, they brawled, and ended up in the crowd. Unfortunately, that left Jericho alone with an armed Jarrett.
Jericho managed to lock on the Walls of Jericho after reversing a kick by Jarrett, but Jarrett fought his way out of the hold after 20 seconds. Jarrett hit a DDT on Jericho, and then grabbed Jericho and hit him with the Stroke, and won the match! Another clean win over Jericho by Jarrett!
Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton defeated Chris Jericho and Bill Goldberg when
Jarrett pinned Chris Jericho with the Stroke in 0:11:36.
Rating: * 1/4
After the match, Jarrett got his guitar, while Norton and Goldberg came down the ramp, still brawling. Norton whipped Goldberg into the steps HARD, and then threw him into the ring, where Jarrett was waiting for him to get up...GUITAR SHOT!! DOWN GOES GOLDBERG!! Once again, the show ends with Jarrett celebrating.
**END OF SHOW**
Non-Title Match
The Perfect Event vs. Kronic
Summary: Kronic won the match awfully quickly after Clark hit a powerslam on Stasiak, and Palumbo failed to break the pin.
Non-Title-Match
Kronic defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when Bryan Clark pinned
Shawn Stasiak after a powerslam in 0:04:06.
Rating: DUD
After the match..
Clark: Hey, you two goofballs that have been attacking us... come out here, because we want to beat your ass face to face, and man to man.
The lights go out... oh shit...
When they come back, Kronic is laid out. And smack dab in the middle of the ring... is VAMPIRO AND THE GREAT MUTA!! HOLY SHIT!! HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!?! The fans and myself thought they were having a little trouble down south, but I had no idea that they'd be coming here! Vampiro's got a mic.
Vampiro: Tonight is not the end for any of the teams out there, it isn't even the beginning. Tommorow, is the true beginning.
(Vampiro and The Great Muta walk off, leaving the fans in a state of shock.)
(Commercials)
(We're back, and Great Muta and Vampiro are walking down to the ring, to their music, "Waffle" by Sevendust. They both get in the ring, and Vampiro grabs a mic.)
Vampiro: Here's what we have to say. After Tuesday, when we attacked Kronic, lots of people said that us appearing in this federation was nothing more than a fluke, and that we could never back it up in the ring.
We're here tonight, to prove them people, wrong. So tonight, we'd like to call out Doring and Roadkill, our first victims, before showing our faces to the world.
We were mistreated down south, and we'll be damn if we're gonna take that kind of **** here.
(Almost on cue, "Change" hits and Doring and Roadkill come down to a good face pop.)
Doring/Roadkill vs. The Great Muta/Vampiro
Summary: Muta and Vampiro were impressive in their first performance in the WWAW, taking Doring and Roadkill to school. Vampiro hit the Nail In The Coffin on Roadkill and won the match.
The Great Muta and Vampiro defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Vampiro
pinned Roadkill with the Nail In the Coffin in 0:09:50.
Rating: * 1/2
After the match, Kronik stormed the ring, and started brawling with Muta and Vampiro. Muta and Vamp surprisingly got the advantage however, and Muta hit a green mist on the face of Clark, sending him to the ground. Vampiro then hits a vicious kick to the head of Adams, almost knocking him out cold. Vampiro and Great Muta walk off, leaving the fans in awe at how they handled Kronic.
Jeff Jarrett vs. Rikishi Phatu
Summary: Almost automatically, Chavo Guerrero Jr, of all people, comes down and attacks Jeff Jarrett.
Non-Title-Match:
Jeff Jarrett defeated Rikishi Phatu by disqualification in 0:00:23.
Rating: 1/4*
After the match, Chavo continues to attack Jarrett, but Rikishi gets his Louisville Slugger and slugs Chavo in the back with it. Chavo is in pain, and Rikishi decides to hit Jarrett with it as well. Rikishi has to be restrained by refs... again! The show ends with Rikishi's evil look in his eyes again.
(Commercials)
Kronic vs. Doring/Roadkill
Summary: Kronic dominates this match...
Non-Title-Match
Kronic defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Bryan Clark pinned Roadkill
with the Meltdown in 0:14:16.
Rating: * 1/2
Al Snow vs. Jesse James
Summary: Al Snow wins the match in a hard-fought match.
Al Snow pinned Jesse James after a crucifix in 0:16:22.
Rating: *** 1/4
***END OF SHOW*** (
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