Superstars Tapings:
Al Snow pinned Chris Kanyon with his special move in 0:09:37.
Rating: ** 1/4
Non-Title-Match
Kronic defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Bryan Clark pinned Roadkill
after the High Time in 0:19:41.
Rating: * 1/2
Chavo Guerrero Jr. pinned Michael Modest with the Tornado DDT in 0:15:25.
Rating: *** 3/4
WWAW Tuesday Turbo
Aired LIVE 2/20/2001
(NOTE: From here on out, I'm going to be a copying bastard and use a system called 'The Good, The Bad, and the Finish.')
(We see clips of ASW, mostly from the WWAW Roster brawl at the end of the show.)
("Neckbone" brings us into the Landon Arena in Kansas for Turbo! A rambuctious crowd is blowing the roof off the place, and it looks like it could be a crazy night.)
Automatically, we go to the ring for the first match.
Danny Doring and Roadkill
vs.
The Great Muta and Vampiro
The Good: Muta and Vampiro got big heel heat, surprisingly, and put on a good wrestling match for the fans.
The Bad: Danny Doring and Roadkill improved since recent performances, but still have that certain something missing.
The Finish: Roadkill threw The Great Muta out of the ring, and a fight between Doring and Vampiro distracted the crowd from Brian Adams interjecting himself into the match. He picked up Muta, mashed Muta's back against the ring post, then did a 180 into a big powerslam, leaving Muta clutching his back. The ref turned around to see Muta flat out, with Brian Adams and Bryan Clark totally standing on the other side of the ring. The ref counted out Muta, as Doring and Vampiro continued to have their own battle.
Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated Vampiro and The Great Muta when Roadkill
defeated Muta by countout in 0:08:00.
Rating: 3/4*
After the match, Muta and Vampiro, Doring and Roadkill, and Kronic all battled each other, and continued until we went to the backstage area.
Backstage
(Wait a minute, that's not Jacob Goodman...)
Hi, I'm Katie Haynes.
(Err...uh...it's a woman. And... uh... she's with...*drools* *cough* Buff Bagwell.)
Haynes: Buff Bagwell, after attacking Michael Modest for no reason on All Star Wrestling, many people are looking for an explanation... well, is there one?
Bagwell: Of course. I don't like the way his cocky attitude was around the locker room, so I did something about it and pushed him around a little bit.
Haynes: Is that IT?
Bagwell: Of course, that's it.
(Bagwell walks off.)
(Commercials)
(Back from commercial, and Al Snow is already in the ring, waiting on his opponent, who just so happens to be...)
("Where The River Flows")
(...Chris Kanyon! Kanyon stops at the entryway and has a mic.)
Kanyon: Ah, here I am in the great state of South Dakota.
(Boos explode at Kanyon for his idiotic mistake.)
Kanyon: Oh, I mean Kansas. Well, I get those two mixed up, but I guess that one state has more cousin-lovin' hicks in it.
...And I don't think that state's South Dakota.
(Some cheers acknowledging Kanyon's overall wisdom of life in Kansas are overwhelmed by the number of boos. Instead of building his ego any more, Kanyon charged the ring to fight Al Snow.)
Chris Kanyon
vs.
Al Snow
The Good: After Snow's injury, he's finally up to good work, and Kanyon was definetly on his A-Game.
The Bad: Not much.
The Finish: Kanyon went for the Kanyon Cutter, but showboated too much, and Snow hit a low blow, hit a reverse DDT, then picked up Kanyon, hit the Snow Plow, and got a satisfying win, one of his first since his return.
Al Snow pinned Chris Kanyon with the Snow Plow in 0:09:58.
Rating: *** 1/4
Backstage
(Katie Haynes is with Michael Modest.)
Haynes: Mr. Modest, will you stay out of Buff Bagwell's upcoming match against Perry Saturn?
Modest: Of course I will, because if I want a piece of him, I'll come to Deadly Sins and kick his ass!
(Bagwell pops out of nowhere and beats the shit out of Modest, sending Haynes running.)
("Judgement Day" plays, and Saturn comes out to boos.)
(Buff runs out to no music, and just slides in the ring and goes to work on Saturn.)
Buff Bagwell
vs.
Perry Saturn
The Good: They didn't suck.
The Bad: They didn't rule.
The Finish: Saturn didn't stand a chance. Bagwell hits the Blockbuster for the win.
Buff Bagwell pinned Perry Saturn with the Buff Blockbuster in 0:07:57.
Rating: ** 1/4
(Commercials)
Backstage
(Katie Haynes is with Steve Corino.)
Haynes: Mr. Corino, you requested this time to speak about what?
Corino: I wanted to speak about how I'm being held down around here.
I beat GOLDBERG! I have one of the best records in this company, but I've gotten no title shots, no nothing. So I'm gonna do it myself, and I'm gonna start with Chris Jericho. Jericho, come on down to the ring at Deadly Sins, and I'll show you why I'm the King of Old School, and you're the King of Fools.
(Corino walks off, but Jericho comes up from behind and attacks him from behind, then turns to Katie.)
Jericho: Hey chicky baby. As for you, Corino, consider that match accepted.
(Jericho walks off, stepping over Corino.)
Jesse James
vs.
Michael Modest
The Good: ...Uh... Michael Modest was in it?
The Bad: ...Jesse James was in it.
The Finish: However he did it, it probably doesn't matter, but he did win it, with the Pumphandle Slam. Thou art name is Jesse James. ...Oh, and Bagwell clocked Modest with a chair setting up the Slam.
That's pretty important to know.
Jesse James pinned Michael Modest with the Pumphandle Slam in 0:05:55.
Rating: * 3/4
After the match, Modest flipped his lid and went off on James, hitting the Air Raid Crash among other things.
Backstage
(Katie Haynes is with Mantaur.)
Haynes: Well, Mantaur, after attacking Goldberg many times in the past few shows, you now have a Falls Count Anywhere Match with him next. What is your plan.
Mantaur: To do what I always do, kick ass, and leave this stupid town, and this stupid state.
(Mantaur walks off.)
(Commercials)
Mantaur
vs.
Bill Goldberg
Falls Count Anywhere Match
The Good: This was a great match between the two, and was a big clash between the two to boot.
The Bad: They ARE not the best workers. But they put on a hell of a show for the Kansas crowd.
The Finish: Eventually, their combined anger ended them up in a men's bathroom. Now, Mantaur was giving it to Goldberg, beating his ass for most of the time, but Goldberg gained the advantage, and threw Mantaur into a bathroom mirror, shattering it easily. Mantaur stuttered back, right into Goldberg, who back suplexed Mantaur on the cold floor. As Mantaur got to his feet, he was SPEARED! through the bathroom door, smacking his head on a toilet...HARD... Mantaur was looking hurt legit, and Goldberg just hit the Jackhammer on the cold floor for the win.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Bill Goldberg pinned Mantaur with the Jackhammer in 0:17:34.
Rating: * 1/2
If Goldberg can cause this kind of carnage in a bathroom, imagine what he can do in the ring!
Backstage
(Katie Haynes is with The Perfect Event.)
Haynes: I'm here with the...
(Stasiak is obviously turned on by Haynes.)
Stasiak: Hey there, sweet lady.
Haynes: Uh...hi...
Stasiak: No, don't say anything, just let "PerfectShawn" get a perfect look at you.
(Stasiak tried to touch Haynes, but that wasn't smart, as Haynes came across and smacked the HELL out of Stasiak.)
Stasiak: Damn, bitch.
(The Perfect Event walks off, and Haynes is insulted.)
Scott Norton
vs.
Chris Jericho
The Good: Both men are 2 of the most top stars in WWAW, and showed why they are tonight, putting on a good match.
The Bad: The kind of tainted ending.
The Finish: Corino came down to the ring, and attacked Norton instead of Jericho, but as soon as Jericho won with the Walls of Jericho...
Chris Jericho made Scott Norton submit to the Walls of Jericho in 0:12:29.
Rating: ** 1/2
Corino attacked him from behind, and hit the Superkick on him for good measure.
Backstage
(The Perfect Event is back for more, with Katie Haynes.)
Stasiak: Listen to me, you blonde bimbo...
(No sooner than Stasiak saying those words, did Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy attack the Perfect Event from behind. They go all the way offscreen, and look to be battling all the way to the ring!)
(Commercials)
Hardy Boyz
vs.
Perfect Event
The Good: The Perfect Event and The Hardy Boyz managed to show up, to put on a great match.
The Bad: Nothing. AT ALL.
The Finish: Stasiak must have had his mind on Haynes, because Palumbo got killed. A twisting moonsault from the acrobatic Jeff, and it's over.
No-Time-Limit-No-DQ-Match:
The Hardy Boyz defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when J. Hardy pinned
Palumbo after a twisting moonsault in 0:08:09.
Rating: * 3/4
Backstage
(Katie Haynes is with WWAW Champion, Jeff Jarrett.)
Haynes: Jeff...
Jarrett: Shut up, you blonde slapass. Chavo, you're facing me this Sunday, but I promise you you won't make it past tonight. And if you don't like that, you can choke on it!
(Jarrett walks off. Jarrett vs. Chavo, next!)
Chavo Guerrero Jr.
vs.
Jeff Jarrett
Non-Title Match
The Good: If this is a preview of the match at Sunday, you may want to get this PPV. What a match.
The Bad: Same as the tag match, nothing.
The Finish: Jarrett grabbed his guitar with the advantage, but whiffed as Chavo ducked the EL KABONG~! and kicked Jarrett in the gut, and delivered a desperation piledriver, out of nowhere. He then whipped Jarrett into the corner, and set up for the Tornado DDT... and hit it! He went for the cover...
ONE...
TWO...
TH-NO!!! HE KICKED OUT! JARRETT KICKED OUT!!
Jarrett got to his feet, but Chavo kept Jarrett on one knee, until Jarrett low blowed Chavo, and hit THE STROKE~!
ONE...
TWO...
NO!!! CHAVO KICKED OUT!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Jarrett went for another Stroke, but Chavo elbowed Jarrett, hit a DDT, and then went for the Tornado DDT again... and HIT IT! HE GOES FOR THE COVER IMMEDIATELY!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!! YES!! HE BEAT THE CHAMPION! CHAVO BEAT JARRETT!
Non-Title-Match:
Chavo Guerrero Jr. pinned Jeff Jarrett with the Tornado DDT in 0:14:29.
Rating: ** 3/4
After the match, Chavo celebrated, but it was cut short as Jarrett got Chavo to turn around, stop his celebration, and get a EL KABONG~!
"The Stroke"
...Uh... what's going on?
IT'S THE PERFECT EVENT! AND THEY ARE COMING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! AND THEY ARE ATTACKING CHAVO!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Jarrett and The Perfect Event shake hands and hug, and then raise all of their hands in the air, in victory, as Chavo lays still on the ground. They celebrate, until Jericho runs out of the crowd and ambushes Jarrett, but the numbers are too much... until the Hardyz come out! They attack the Perfect Event, and Jarrett and the Event get the hell out of there! They walk off with smirks on their faces, as Jericho checks on Chavo and the Hardyz give a glare towards the Perfect Event, then checking on Chavo as well.
*END OF SHOW*
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