WWAW All Star Wrestling
Taped 1/3/2001
Aired 1/5/2001
(Clips from Turbo start off the show, including the win of the Hardyz over
Kronic, leading to the post-match beatdown from Kronic, the upset of
Buff Bagwell over Rikishi Phatu, Steve Corino getting the Brain Buster through
a table by Saturn, and the ref calling the bell after the 30+ minute
main event between Steve Austin and Jeff Jarrett.)
("Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill is the theme for All Star Wrestling,
and it plays in the background as pyros go off in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
for All Star Wrestling.)
The Hardy Boyz vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill
Summary: Roadkill and Doring gave the Hardyz a good fight, but it was
the Hardyz coming out on top after Jeff pinned Roadkill with the
Senton Bomb.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when J. Hardy pinned Roadkill
with the Senton Bomb in 0:16:55.
Rating: ** 1/2
After the match, the Hardyz left the ring and celebrated, until they were
stopped at the very top of the ramp by KRONIC! Adams took on Matt, and Clark
started working on Jeff, respectively. Adams hits a powerbomb on Matt
on the cold, unforgiving steel, and then walks over to a worn out Jeff
Hardy. Kronic goes for the High Times on Jeff, but Doring and Roadkill
are running up the ramp, and club Kronic in the back of their heads.
Doring and Roadkill attempt to stop Kronic, but they can't do much. Jeff
jumps on the back of Adams, but Adams just falls backwards, crushing Jeff.
Clark hits a full nelson slam on Doring, and then grabs Roadkill, who,
with the help of Adams, gets thrown OFF THE RAMPWAY! It's a good 10 feet
drop to the cold concrete below, and the crowd's ooh's, aah's, and oww's
summarize what Roadkill obviously feels like now. Security comes down
and tells Kronic to go to the back and stop the carnage.
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Chris Kanyon.)
Goodman: Kanyon-
Kanyon: Shut up, Goodman. I was cut off on Tuesday by the Road Dogg,
who, to me, is nothing but a pile of dog ****. I taught him a lesson on
Tuesday, but I'm warning him tonight, that if he gets involved, he'll learn
to hate the name of CHRIS... KANYON.
(Kanyon walks off as we go to commercials.)
(Commercials)
Chris Jericho vs. Chris Kanyon
Summary: During the match, Road Dogg watched from ringside. A good match,
which had the finish of Kanyon going for a superkick, missing, and seeing
Road Dogg look at him. Kanyon points and yells at him, and Jericho hits
Kanyon with a dropkick. Kanyon falls forward on his stomach, giving
Jericho the easy open opportunity to lock on the Walls of Jericho.
Kanyon gives up fairly quickly, and Jericho picks up his first win.
Chris Jericho made Chris Kanyon submit to the Walls of Jericho in 0:13:04.
Rating: **** 1/4
Road Dogg left after the match, and Kanyon got up outraged, and yelling
"I'LL GET YOU ROAD DOGG!"
Backstage
(A truck pulls into the arena. Stone Cold Steve Austin steps out of it,
to a big pop. Austin walks into the main hallway, and the camera sees
Jarrett behind a box. However, Austin doesn't.)
Jarrett: Hey, SLAPNUTS!
(Austin turns around and gets smashed over the head with a guitar.)
Jarrett: That's what you get when you mess with the Chosen One. I'm
gonna be this company first World Champion, whether you like it or not.
SO CHOKE ON THAT, YOU SLAPASS!
(Jarrett walks off, leaving Austin with shards of guitar broken over his head.
Suddenly, Corino comes walking out of his locker room.)
Corino: Holy ****... what happened here?
(Corino checks on Austin, but Corino is surprised when Saturn comes out of
nowhere with a hard chair shot to the back. Corino's reaction is obviously
that he's hurt.)
Corino: AWW ****!
(Saturn laughs and walks away.)
(Commercials)
Jesse James vs. Steve Corino
Summary: Road Dogg was ready, but when Corino's music played, it took him
2 tries to get out, and even then he was very out of it. Road Dogg had
control for most of the match. Then, on the WWAWtron, Kanyon appeared.
Kanyon: Hey, DOG ****! I'm waiting back here in the parking lot, so
if you want some of me, come and get it!
Road Dogg was angered, especially at being called dog ****, and started
to leave the ring... however, Corino grabbed him, turned him around, hit
a superkick and quickly covered him for the out-of-nowhere win.
Steve Corino pinned Jesse James with the Superkick in 0:13:23.
Rating: * 3/4
After the match, Jesse James groggily went to the back to meet up with
Chris Kanyon, while Corino grabbed a mic.
Corino: SATURN! You've attacked me three times, all times for no reason
at all! Well, now I'm ready for your ass, so get down here and come
get it kicked.
(Saturn's music plays, and Corino drops the mic and gets ready. However,
Saturn leaps over the barrier from the crowd and into the ring. He hits
Corino from behind with a clothesline, and then locks on the Rings of Saturn!
Security takes a while to get down there, and finally get Saturn to let go.
Corino is in pain, and officials check on him, and carry him to the back.)
Meanwhile... Backstage...
(A camera catches up to the action in the parking lot, as Kanyon and
Road Dogg are duking it out. Kanyon tries to bounce Road Dogg's head off
the car, but Road Dogg blocks it and instead rams Kanyon's head on it.
Road Dogg then throws Kanyon onto the car. Kanyon crouches and
hits a low blow on Road Dogg as he gets onto the car, and Kanyon hits
a Kanyon Cutter onto the hood of the car. Kanyon gets up, forms the diamond
sign...)
Kanyon: BANG!
(And walks off...)
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Kronic.)
Goodman: Kronic, up next, you will be facing the Perfect Event... from your
actions already tonight, what can you do now?
Clark: What we are going to do, Jacob, is we're going to do what
we do best, and that's kick ass, and take names.
(Kronic walks off after the short statement as we go to commercials.)
(Commercials)
Kronic vs. The Perfect Event
Summary: This match was painful to watch. Not only did the Perfect Event
get thrown around, but it was also a very LONNGGG match. Perfect Event just
wouldn't give up, but it was Kronic who got the win after Clark pinned
Stasiak with the Meltdown.
Kronic defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when Bryan Clark pinned
Shawn Stasiak with the Meltdown in 0:21:46.
Rating: * 1/4
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Jeff Jarrett.)
Goodman: Mr. Jarrett, the President of this company has ordered you to be
in a tag match tonight, between you and Scott Norton, and Chavo Guerrero Jr.
and Steve Austin.
Jarrett: Listen up, Slapnuts, the only thing Jeff Jarrett should be concerned
about is Jeff Jarrett. So if my partner screws up, I'll be glad to give him
the Stroke, just as I will to my other two opponents. I'm the chosen one
around here damnit, and if you don't like it, you can CHOKE ON IT.
(Now in the locker room with Rikishi.)
Rikishi (talking to himself): It's my turn... Tuesday was a fluke...
it's time to prove myself...
(Commercials)
Rikishi Phatu vs. Perry Saturn
Summary: Rikishi was very focused in this match, and took it to Saturn,
who was no match for the big man. A Rikishi Driver at the 12 minute mark
captured it for Rikishi.
Rikishi Phatu pinned Perry Saturn with the Sitdown Piledriver in 0:12:37.
Rating: ** 1/4
After the match, Steve Corino came out and laughed at Perry Saturn, who
was very angry, and almost embarrased, since being a badass didn't turn
out to work in his favor after all.
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Scott Norton.)
Goodman: Scott Norton, you'll be teaming with Jeff Jarrett tonight to face
Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Steve Austin.
Norton: That's right... and I'm going to make sure that Chavo and Austin
scream for mercy, because when we are done with them, they'll be wishing
they never stepped into the ring. The Chosen One, and the most powerfull
badass in the world are going to destroy the opposition.
(Norton walks off with a stern look in his face.)
Buff Bagwell vs. Al Snow
Summary: Bagwell keeps the ball rolling, picking up a fairly easy
win against Snow... Snow has yet to get anything going in his favor.
Buff Bagwell pinned Al Snow with the Buff Blockbuster in 0:12:02.
Rating: ***
Backstage Preview
(Shots of Austin walking towards the ring, Chavo walking to the ring in
deep thought, apparently, Norton sauntering towards the ring, and Jarrett,
with a guitar over his shoulder trotting to the ring. Austin and Chavo
against Jarrett and Norton, next!)
(Commercials)
Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Steve Austin vs. Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton
Summary: Two teams that weren't expected to be formed, really went
at it in the main event... Chavo put up a good fight against Norton,
surprisingly. Towards the end, Austin was taking it to Jarrett, but
Jarrett begged off. Jarrett grabbed his guitar in the corner, while
Norton distracted the ref! Austin is celebrating to the fans on the second
turnbuckle, but doesn't see the guitar smack him in the back of his head.
Austin falls to the ground, holding the back of his head, as Jarrett
goes for the cover. Norton lets the ref go, and the ref counts the 1-2-3,
even though Chavo tried to break the pin.
Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Steve Austin when
Jarrett pinned S. Austin with his special move in 0:22:25.
Rating: 3/4*
After the match, Norton laid out Chavo with a big Powerbomb, and then
both Jarrett and Norton started beating on a downed and hurt Austin.
Then the Y2J COUNTDOWN STARTS!!...
BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNNNN!!!
Jericho comes running down to the ring and starts going after Norton.
Jarrett gets one last shot in on Austin, then runs over to attack Jericho.
Norton and Jarrett get the upperhand on Jericho, and Jarrett hits The
Stroke on Jericho. The carnage is all over the place, as Austin, Chavo,
and Jericho are all down. "Cowboy" plays as Norton and Jarrett celebrate
as the show ends.
*END OF SHOW*
I think this card was really bad. I didn't like it at all, but just because
I don't like it, doesn't mean the people will.
WWAW Superstars
1/6/2001
(NOTE: This is sort of a highlight show, with only 3 or 4 matches on average..
the WWAW's other highlight show, WWAW Week In Review, on Sundays, is strictly
highlights.)
(Jacob Goodman is in the WWAW studio, and welcomes us to WWAW Superstars.)
Goodman: Fans, welcome to WWAW Superstars. This past week, Jarrett and Austin
have been heating up their rivalry against each other, both on Turbo, and
on All Star Wrestling just last night.
(Shows clips of Turbo and ASW, of the Main Event draw on Turbo, to
Jarrett's guitar shot on Austin not only once, but again in the main
event. Also, clips are shown of Jarrett and Norton beating up Austin,
Chavo, and Chris Jericho.)
Goodman: One of the more unexpected things that happened at the end
of All Star Wrestling was the appearance of Chris Jericho, apparently
to save the day for Austin and Chavo. Jericho also lost to Norton on
Turbo, and he was probably looking for revenge. However, the powerful
team of Jarrett and Norton really took it to Jericho, not to mention
Austin and Chavo.
Now, let's go to some wrestling action.
Al Snow vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Summary: Wow... what a quick match. Chavo punches and chops Al, but Al
fires back with a kick, leaves the ring, grabs a chair, sets it up, and
grabs a stunned Chavo, and hits a dragon suplex onto the chair...
1-2-3, and it's all over.
Al Snow pinned Chavo Guerrero Jr. after a dragon suplex in 0:00:15.
Rating: *
(Back to Jacob Goodman.)
Goodman: Up next, the hostile situation between Perry Saturn and Steve
Corino, also, more wrestling action, when Superstars continues.
(Commercials)
Goodman: Welcome back. Now.. at the end of Turbo on Tuesday. Saturn
hit a Brainbuster on Steve Corino through a table onto concrete backstage.
Ever since, Corino has been looking to strike back. On All Star Wrestling,
however, his attempts fell grossly short.
(Clips, with voiceover of Goodman)
Goodman: First... Corino checked on Stone Cold Steve Austin after being
hit with a guitar, and gets a chair shot to the back from Saturn. Then,
after Corino's match on All Star Wrestling against Jesse James, Corino
called out Saturn, but Saturn came out of the crowd and attacked Corino,
then locked on the Rings of Saturn. It would seem that Corino might
not get the best of Saturn, yet it consistently looks to be vice
versa.
Danny Doring and Roadkill vs. The Perfect Event
Summary: A good match, Perfect Event gained the advantage, and then
Stasiak nailed Doring with the Perfect Plant for the win.
Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when
Shawn Stasiak pinned Doring with the Perfect Plant in 0:09:59.
Rating: 1/2*
(Back to Jacob Goodman.)
Goodman: Next up on Superstars, an interview with Jeff Jarrett, a recap
of Kanyon and Road Dogg's problems, and the main event.
(Commercials)
Goodman: Welcome back.. now... Jeff Jarrett entered the WWAW as a big force,
going to a 30 minute draw with Stone Cold Steve Austin. This upcoming Tuesday,
he'll have a match with a man who is on fire as of late, in Buff Bagwell.
I sat down with Jeff Jarrett after All Star Wrestling on Friday Night, and
he had this to say.
Goodman: Hello, Mr. Jarrett.
Jarrett: Hello, Jacob.
Goodman: Just about an hour ago, you picked up a win over Chavo Guerrero
Jr. and Stone Cold Steve Austin, your new nemesis here in WWAW... no
matter how--
Jarrett: Whoa, hold up, Jacob. You say that Austin is my new nemesis
here?
Goodman: Well, yes, you two do have a few problems between yourselves.
Jarrett: You really think so? What about in the World Wrestling Federation?
Goodman: What about it?
Jarrett: I was one of the best damn wrestlers there at that time. I was
consistently busting my ass, day in and day out, just to please the fans.
However, I got stuck with Debra, Mark Henry, and ******* Chyna. Meanwhile,
Steve Austin gets all the World Titles, gets all the merchandise, gets
all the attention, while I bust my ass making my pay, fighting women.
Do you know how that feels Goodman?
Goodman: Well..no..
Jarrett: I didn't think so. So when I came to WWAW, and got a chance
to meet Austin face-to-face, I didn't waste my chance. But if you
think this just started going on, you're dead wrong.
Goodman: Alright, alright. What about this new partnership with Scott
Norton?
Jarrett: Partnership? What partnership? I don't have a partnership with
anyone. Norton just happened to be the right man in my corner at the right time.
That's all.
Goodman: ...Ok... were you surprised when Chris Jericho came down to the
ring to help Austin and Chavo Guerrero Jr.?
Jarrett: Jacob, you keep on asking these damn stupid questions. The only
thing I was surprised with when Jericho came down was how much of a slapass
he looks like, and how easy it was to give him a beatdown just like I did
Austin and Chavo. Jarrett is nothing but a sissy who thinks he has talent.
Goodman: Strong words, Mr. Jarrett.
Jarrett: Damn right.
Goodman: Any final thoughts?
(Jarrett turns to the camera.)
Jarrett: Austin, don't turn your back, always look over it, because
wherever you go, I'll be there, to give you the Stroke, and show
you why I'm the Chosen One.
(Jarrett grabs his guitar.)
Jarrett: This guitar will be cracked over your head, everytime
you turn your back to the Chosen One. I suggest you be afraid of
me, Austin.
(Back to the studio with Jacob Goodman.)
Goodman: Jarrett and Austin, this feud should heat up very quickly.
Goodman: Chris Kanyon, and the Road Dogg, Jesse James, have had a few
problems with each other. On Turbo, Kanyon was interrupted by Jesse
James, and on All Star Wrestling, the two duked it out in the parking
lot.
(Shows clips off Kanyon on the WWAWTron, Kanyon and Road Dogg fighting
in the parking lot, with Kanyon getting the upper hand and Kanyon
cutting Road Dogg onto the hood of the car.)
Goodman: What we didn't show you was this.
(Clip of Rikishi Phatu going to the parking lot. He goes to his car,
which looks to be dented from Kanyon and Road Dogg's brawl.)
Rikishi: What the hell? What happened to my car?
(Rikishi looks pissed off, and we go back to the studio.)
Goodman: Rikishi found out it was Kanyon who hit the Kanyon
Cutter on Road Dogg, and blames him. He challenged him for Turbo,
and Kanyon agreed to the big man's challenge.
Now, for the main event for Superstars!!
Chris Jericho vs. Rikishi Phatu
Summary: People were expecting Norton or Jarrett to come out, but they
didn't appear... instead, Rikishi was totally in control for this match,
hitting the Sitdown Piledriver/Rikishi Driver for the win.
Rikishi Phatu pinned Chris Jericho with the Sitdown Piledriver in 0:13:14.
Rating: * 1/4
(Back to the studio.)
Goodman: Well, there you go fans. Here's a preview for Turbo.
Goodman: Rikishi will be facing Chris Kanyon, Chris Jericho will face Jeff Jarrett, and Steve Austin will face Scott Norton in the main event.
All this and more, this upcoming Tuesday on Turbo!
Goodman: Tomorrow, on the Week in Review, we'll be recapping the matches
of The Hardy Boyz vs. Kronic and Jeff Jarrett vs. Steve Austin from Turbo, and The Hardy Boyz vs. Doring and Roadkill, and Scott Norton and Jeff Jarrett vs. Steve Austin vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Goodman: See you tommorow for WWAW Week in Review!
*END OF SHOW*
WWAW Week in Review
1/7/2001
FROM TUESDAY NIGHT TURBO:
Hardy Boyz vs. Kronic
Summary: It was clear from the beginning that it was a David vs. Goliath
type match between the two teams. Kronic's power cancelled out with The Hardyz speed.
Matt Hardy and Brian Adams starting going at each other after Adams broke
up a definite win for the Hardyz after a Senton Bomb from Jeff on Clark.
Clark went for a choke slam on Jeff, but Jeff got an elbow in on Clark,
knocking Clark down, by surprise... Clark got back to his feet, in time
to meet a flying dropkick from Jeff. Jeff went for the quick cover, and
amazingly got the win, as Adams was a second too late to break the pin.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Kronic when J. Hardy pinned Bryan Clark after
a flying dropkick in 0:09:24.
Rating: * 3/4
After the match, Kronic, the sore losers that they were, destroyed the Hardyz
and left them in a heap. Lita tried to attack them from behind, but sadly,
she was a victim of their attacks as well.
Backstage
(Goodman is backstage again, this time with Steve Austin.)
Goodman: Stone Cold, up next is your match against Jeff Jarrett. What is
your game plan?
Austin: Jacob, my game plan is to do what Stone Cold does best, and that's
opening a big can of whoopass on my opponents!
(pop from the crowd)
Austin: Jeff Jarrett, you may have all the stroke, but I have the stunner, and
you are going down tonight, because Austin 3:16 says I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE....
(crowd sings along from here)
Austin: CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!
(crowd pops as Austin walks away... Jarrett vs. Austin, next!)
(Commercials)
Main Event
Jeff Jarrett vs. Austin
(Kid Rock's "Cowboy" plays and Jeff Jarrett comes out, guitar and all.
He grabs the mic from the ring announcer.)
Jarrett: Stone Cold, get your ass down here so I can beat it, you
Slapass!
(KEE-RASH!! Stone Cold's old music plays and Stone Cold comes down to
the ring, doing his power walk as usual. Austin slides in the ring, to
be attacked by Jarrett, and the match begins.)
Summary: What a match between these two. Both men hit their finishers, but
both men couldn't keep the other down for the 3 count. With TV time
winding down, and both men in really tired conditions, they both hit
each other with a clothesline... finally, the ref called for the bell,
and called for a draw, due to time constraints.
Jeff Jarrett and Steve Austin battled to a draw in 0:30:00.
Rating: **** 1/4
After the match, Austin got to his feet first and waited for Jarrett.
When Jarrett finally got up, Jarrett got a kick to the gut and a Stunner
for his troubles. Austin's music plays and he goes to all 4 corners to the delight
of the fans.
FROM ALL STAR WRESTLING:
The Hardy Boyz vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill
Summary: Roadkill and Doring gave the Hardyz a good fight, but it was
the Hardyz coming out on top after Jeff pinned Roadkill with the
Senton Bomb.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when J. Hardy pinned Roadkill
with the Senton Bomb in 0:16:55.
Rating: ** 1/2
After the match, the Hardyz left the ring and celebrated, until they were
stopped at the very top of the ramp by KRONIC! Adams took on Matt, and Clark
started working on Jeff, respectively. Adams hits a powerbomb on Matt
on the cold, unforgiving steel, and then walks over to a worn out Jeff
Hardy. Kronic goes for the High Times on Jeff, but Doring and Roadkill
are running up the ramp, and club Kronic in the back of their heads.
Doring and Roadkill attempt to stop Kronic, but they can't do much. Jeff
jumps on the back of Adams, but Adams just falls backwards, crushing Jeff.
Clark hits a full nelson slam on Doring, and then grabs Roadkill, who,
with the help of Adams, gets thrown OFF THE RAMPWAY! It's a good 10 feet
drop to the cold concrete below, and the crowd's ooh's, aah's, and oww's
summarize what Roadkill obviously feels like now. Security comes down
and tells Kronic to go to the back and stop the carnage.
Backstage Preview
(Shots of Austin walking towards the ring, Chavo walking to the ring in
deep thought, apparently, Norton sauntering towards the ring, and Jarrett,
with a guitar over his shoulder trotting to the ring. Austin and Chavo
against Jarrett and Norton, next!)
(Commercials)
Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Steve Austin vs. Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton
Summary: Two teams that weren't expected to be formed, really went
at it in the main event... Chavo put up a good fight against Norton,
surprisingly. Towards the end, Austin was taking it to Jarrett, but
Jarrett begged off. Jarrett grabbed his guitar in the corner, while
Norton distracted the ref! Austin is celebrating to the fans on the second
turnbuckle, but doesn't see the guitar smack him in the back of his head.
Austin falls to the ground, holding the back of his head, as Jarrett
goes for the cover. Norton lets the ref go, and the ref counts the 1-2-3,
even though Chavo tried to break the pin.
Jeff Jarrett and Scott Norton defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Steve Austin when
Jarrett pinned S. Austin with his special move in 0:22:25.
Rating: 3/4*
After the match, Norton laid out Chavo with a big Powerbomb, and then
both Jarrett and Norton started beating on a downed and hurt Austin.
Then the Y2J COUNTDOWN STARTS!!...
BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNNNN!!!
Jericho comes running down to the ring and starts going after Norton.
Jarrett gets one last shot in on Austin, then runs over to attack Jericho.
Norton and Jarrett get the upperhand on Jericho, and Jarrett hits The
Stroke on Jericho. The carnage is all over the place, as Austin, Chavo,
and Jericho are all down. "Cowboy" plays as Norton and Jarrett celebrate
as the show ends.
*END OF SHOW*
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the feedback I've gotten has been positive, but I guess this is "judgement
day" for me today, huh?
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