WWAW Tuesday Night Firestorm
Aired LIVE 4/11/2001
(We see clips from All Star Wrestling, including Jarrett-Snow, Booker T and Modest helping out each other, Corino and
Mantaur facing Chavo and Goldberg, and more.)
(Some "phat" pyros and "Neckbone" bring us inside the Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama, for LIVE WWAW action, only on
Firestorm! The crowd is excited, so let's not wait, let's go straight to ringside with Trent Rutherford.)
Rutherford: Welcome everyone, to Tuesday Night Firestorm! Tonight, a question will be answered. A question that has been
on the minds of all of the fans and most of the wrestlers...who is the mystery man? He has appeared on WWAW TV--more
specifically, the WWAW-Tron, and scared the living daylights out of Jeff Jarrett! Last Friday, on All Star Wrestling,
the mystery man said he would reveal himself next week, and then, we learned that it would be tonight, LIVE on Firestorm!
But don't be mistaken, we still have some great wrestling action. However, strangely, we have none of our tag teams
wrestling tonight...what's the deal? ...Wait, I've just recieved word that Jake Ryder has an announcement backstage, let's
go to him.
*BACKSTAGE*
Jake Ryder
Ryder: Hello, Mobile.
*fans cheer*
Ryder: The reason I am speaking to you all right now is because I have an announcement to make concerning the tag teams
in WWAW. You see, it has been brought to my attention that certain tag teams in WWAW feel they are being left out because
of all the "hoopla" surrounding the triangle Tag Team Title Match coming in 19 days at Armaggedon. Well, Kronic, Hardy
Boys, Doring, Roadkill, let me assure you all that you have not been forgotten. In fact, to prove it, I have ordered
a match to take place tonight, in fact, it will take place right in that ring in just a few moments. A 12-man tag team
match has been ordered. On one side, Kronic, the Hardyz, and Doring and Roadkill will take on the 3 teams who are scheduled
to battle for the titles in 19 days: The Perfect Event, Vampiro and The Great Muta, and Benoit and Kawada. Now, I know that
very few of you get along, but I suggest you get along, because if you can't, your team will suffer, and you will lose.
I suggest all 12 of you suit up and get out there, because the fans are waiting!
(The fans cheer at this announcement as we go back down to Trent Rutherford at ringside.)
Rutherford: Well... I guess in just a second, we are going to see a 12-man tag! While we wait, though, let me announce
to all of you fans something that I recieved just before the show started. It appears, that tonight, LIVE on Firestorm,
there will be a triple threat match. Now, this isn't just any triple threat match. Because, this Triple Threat match
tonight will be...a Barbed Wire Baseball Bat on a Pole Triple Threat Match! Now, the participants, in any normal triple
threat match, would be boring as all hell. But, with this extra factor added in, it should be interesting. The
participants in tonight's triple threat match are Rikishi, Mantaur, and SCOTT NORTON! Once again, it should be a very good
match. But, I hear that we are ready for the 12-man tag, so let's go to the ring for the introductions with Robert Smith!
(We go to the ring.)
Smith: This match is a 12-man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
("Guilty" plays, but instead of just Kronic coming out, Kronic, the Hardyz, and Doring/Roadkill all come out. Lita is with
them, strangely...)
Smith: Led to the ring by Lita, weighing in at a combined 1,564 pounds, Kronic, the Hardyz, "Dastardly" Danny Doring and
"The Angry Amish Chicken Plucker" Roadkill!
(All 6 of them enter the ring, and get ready for their opponents. "Land of Confusion" plays, and the Tag Team Champions
Chris Benoit and Toshiaki Kawada come out first, followed by the Perfect Event, and finally, Vampiro and the Great Muta.)
Smith: And their opponents... weighing in at a total combined weight of 1,478 pounds, Vampiro, The Great Muta, The Perfect
Event, and the WWAW Tag Team Champions, Chris Benoit and Toshiaki Kawada!
(All 6 enter the ring, and a brawl erupts to start the match!)
12-Man Tag Team Match
Kronic/Hardyz/Doring and Roadkill
vs.
Vampiro and Muta/Perfect Event/Kawada and Benoit
The Good: The action was all over the place. It seemed there was never a dull moment to the match, as there was always
something happening, whether it was in the ring, outside of the ring, it didn't matter, something was going on.
The Bad: The finish could have been a lot better than it turned out to be.
The Finish: Adams throws Kawada into the ropes and goes for a wicked lariat, but Kawada ducks, and Adams has so much
momentum, he crashes into the ref, knocking him out. The Great Muta is tagged in by Kawada, and as Muta runs over to meet
Adams, Adams gives him a nice welcome with a wicked spinebuster slam into a pin. With no one to count the pinfall, it seems
that Vampiro wants to clobber Adams, but before he can, the lights go out. We all assume that it is the mystery man, ready
to reveal himself. However, when the lights come back on Sting and The Undertaker, of all people, are standing in the
middle of the ring. They immediately start beating the crap out of Adams and Muta, which triggers a full scale brawl.
Though some go after Sting and Undertaker, some teams go after each other, even if they are on the same team! When it
is all said and done, the Perfect Event and Benoit and Kawada have been destroyed by Sting and Undertaker. The other teams
are still brawling, but Muta finds Adams and sprays mist in his eyes. Now, even though the tag wasn't acknowledged by
the ref, as Sting and Undertaker clean house, Muta covers Adams. The ref gets to his feet to only see Muta, Adams, and
the Perfect Event laid out in the ring. He counts the pinfall against Adams, and Muta's team wins in a crazy ending!
No-Time-Limit-Match
The Perfect Event, Chris Benoit, Toshiaki Kawada, Vampiro and The Great Muta defeated Kronic, The Hardyz, Danny Doring and
Roadkill when Muta pinned B. Adams with the mist in 0:13:59.
Rating: * 1/4
Smith: Here are your winners, the Perfect Event, Vampiro, The Great Muta, Chris Benoit, and Toshiaki Kawada!
After the match, Undertaker and Sting enter the ring again and take out Muta and throw Adams out of the ring. Sting wants
a mic, and Smith gives him one.
Sting: Do you see this carnage? President Ryder, you left us out of this match, you didn't give us the chance to kick
somebody's ass. We decided to take matters into our own hands, and we basically cleaned house. Now, if that doesn't
tell you we are the best damn tag team in the WWAW, I don't know what will.
("Party Up" interrupts Sting's speech, and the crowd goes crazy as Booker T and Michael Modest come out.)
Booker T: Why don't you just shut up Sting, and let a real man talk for once. You see, Michael and I are tired of you two
suckas running your mouths about how you are so powerful. If you want to prove your power, then you can face 2 guys.
Michael Modest...and Booker T!
(The crowd pops, but Sting and Undertaker look at each other and laugh.)
Sting: Oh, that's funny, Booker. You two, against us? Wow. You must be more retarded than you look Booker.
(The crowd boos at Sting's remark, but Booker grins.)
Booker: If I'm retarded, then I suggest you not accept our match, because you'll get your ass beat by a retard!
Sting: *laughs* Alright, Booker, settle down before you start a riot or something.
(The fans continue to boo and chant "ASSHOLE" at Sting.)
Sting: If you want a match against us two, then you can have one. However, you're signing your own death warrant.
I suggest you get prepared for this match, because we plan on destroying you, Booka.
("Dead Bodies Everywhere" plays, and Booker T grins again, and leaves with Modest. Sting and Undertaker follow.)
Rutherford: Well, it sounds like somewhere down the road, Booker T and Michael Modest will lock horns, so to speak, with
Sting and The Undertaker. Right now, we're going to go to a commercial break, but when we return, Buff Bagwell will take
on Steve Corino, so don't go away.
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*END OF COMMERCIALS*
*BACKSTAGE*
Jeff Jarrett
(Jarrett is arriving to the arena, and he doesn't look too happy, apparently still kicking himself after losing to Al Snow
on All Star Wrestling. However, speaking of Al Snow, he comes up to Jarrett backstage.)
Snow: Jeff! Jeff! Wait up!
Jarrett: Huh? What the hell do you want, punk?
Snow: Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you on your great match against me on Friday, I feel it could have been the match
of the year.
Jarrett: Are you some kind of idiot? Don't you realize that you're talking to the same man who you pissed off on Friday by
beating him? Listen, Al, I want you to get something through that thick skull of yours. There is ONE thing you don't
do to Jeff Jarrett, and that's PISS HIM OFF. I suggest you get the hell out of here before I beat some sense into you.
Snow: Alright, I understand. Hey, want to go to the bar after the show and get some drinks?
Jarrett: ...Get the hell out of my face.
(Jarrett walks off, and Snow just grins.)
Snow: Alright! See you at the bar!
(We go back to ringside with Rutherford.)
Rutherford: I don't know what's up Al Snow's sleeve, but whatever it is, it sure is strange. But right now, let's go to
the ring for the next match.
(We go to the ring with Robert Smith.)
Smith: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
("We Be Clubbin'" plays, and the crowd gives absolutely NO reaction to Buff as he comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 248 pounds, from Marietta, Georgia, Buff Bagwell!
(Buff enters the ring and waits for his opponent.)
Smith: And his opponent...
("Come With Me" plays, and the crowd boos as Steve Corino comes out. He has a black t-shirt on that says on the back: "I
BEAT THE UNSTOPPABLE GOLDBERG" and on the front: "'Da Man' Steve Corino".)
Smith: Weighing in at 217 pounds, from Sea Isle City, New Jersey, Steve Corino!
(Corino slides into the ring and prepares for the match.)
Buff Bagwell
vs.
Steve Corino
The Good: Steve Corino. What more can you say about him besides that he's one of the best wrestlers in WWAW, if not THE
best? He really showed Buff up tonight.
The Bad: There's a very good reason as to why Buff Bagwell isn't going over well with WWAW officials. And it's because
the guy just sucks.
The Finish: Corino absolutely dominates this match, and hits a top-rope DDT, followed by the Old School Expulsion for the
easy win.
No-Time-Limit-Match
Steve Corino pinned Buff Bagwell with the Old School Expulsion in 0:09:30.
Rating: * 3/4
Smith: Here is your winner, Steve Corino!
After the match, Corino grabs his shirt and starts to walk to the back, but "Crush 'Em" plays, and Corino stops cold in his
tracks. He slowly begins to backpedal towards the ring, but instead of that doing him good, he runs right into Goldberg.
Goldberg smiles and nails him with a right hand, staggering Corino. Goldberg gets a few more shots in before hitting a
wicked clothesline that sends Corino bouncing off the entranceway. Goldberg laughs, and takes Corino's shirt. He rips
it in half, and then throws the remains of the t-shirt on Corino, and then walking off.
Rutherford: Well, so much for that t-shirt. When Armageddon comes around in less than 3 weeks, you can bet that Goldberg
and Corino will be giving it their all. Right now, I understand that Jacob Goodman is backstage with WWAW President
Jake Ryder, and that Ryder has yet another announcement to make. Jacob?
*BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW*
w/ WWAW President, Jake Ryder
Goodman: Mr. Ryder, you told me that you have yet another announcement to make tonight?
Ryder: Yes, Jacob, and it concerns tonight's show. Last week, the mystery man that has been making Jarrett's mentality
a wasteland said that he would be at tonight's show. Well, I have a match for him tonight, assuming that he is a wrestler
and not some bumbling idiot trying to make a name for himself. This match will be a tag match, between Jarrett and a
partner of his choice, and the mystery man and a partner of his choice.
Goodman: Alright, I understand that Mr. Ryder, but what can you tell us in relations to the WWAW Title match 19 days away
at Armageddon?
Ryder: Well, all I can say at this point is that Jarrett is defending his title. At this point, I feel there are many
contenders that could very easily challenge Jarrett for the title, and I just haven't decided who to chose for the job yet.
Goodman: Any chances it might be the mystery man?
Ryder: Well, if he is a wrestler, then I certainly wouldn't rule it out, but right now, I just don't know who will be
facing Jarrett for the WWAW Title.
Goodman: Alright, thank you, Mr. Ryder.
Ryder: Thank you.
(Ryder walks off, and we go back to ringside with Rutherford.)
Rutherford: Well, you heard it from the President himself, he has yet to decide who will face Jeff Jarrett at Armageddon
for the WWAW Title. However, he has announced a special tag match for tonight. Jeff Jarrett and a partner of choice
against the mystery man and a partner of HIS choice! This will be a very tense match up, no doubt about it. However,
after the break, we will have the triple threat barbed wire baseball bat on a pole match!
Rikishi vs. Mantaur vs. Norton, next!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
(WWAW Armageddon Ad)
Voiceover: One arena.
(Clips of Jeff Jarrett)
Rutherford: THE STROKE! NO! DAMNIT!
Voiceover: Two wrestlers. One title at stake.
Smith: The WWAW World Heavyweight Title!
Voiceover: There can only be one champion.
(Clips of Jarrett with his guitar shots.)
Voiceover: Be prepared to take cover.
("Highway To Hell" by AC/DC plays.)
Voiceover: WWAW Armageddon, April 29th, LIVE from the Georgia Dome.
*END OF COMMERCIALS*
(We go straight to ringside with Rutherford.)
Rutherford: Well, we are prepared for our triple threat match, but first, a rundown of the rules. There are no
disqualifications, there are no countouts, and this match will go on for as long as it takes. Basically, if you get the
barbed wire baseball bat hanging from a pole that is itself hanging above the ring, then you can use it. However, I suggest
you not lose it, because you can get a nice beating from a baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it.
Well, let's not waste any more time. Let's go to the ring for the introductions.
(We go to the ring with Robert Smith.)
Smith: This match is a no disqualification, no countout, barbed wire baseball bat on a pole triple threat match!
Introducing first...
("Greyhound Pt. 2" plays, and the crowd boos as Rikishi comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 401 pounds, from Samoa, Rikishi!
(Rikishi enters the ring, and looks at the barbed wire baseball bat hanging from the pole.)
Smith: His opponent...
("Machinehead" plays, and the crowd explodes in boos as Mantaur comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 450 pounds, from Crete, Mantaur!
(Mantaur enters the ring and also gives a glance towards the barbed wire baseball bat.)
Smith: And, their opponent...
("Fuel" plays, and the crowd goes into a frenzy as Scott Norton comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 360 pounds, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Scott Norton!
(Norton enters the ring, and Rikishi and Mantaur double team him to start the match off!)
Triple Threat Barbed Wire Baseball Bat on a Pole Match
First wrestler to score a pinfall or submission wins the match.
Rikishi
vs.
Mantaur
vs.
Scott Norton
The Good: When this match was originally announced, it sounded like the President was trying to torture us with 3 big guys
lumbering around a ring trying to reach for a barbed wire bat on a pole! However, as it turned out, the crowd got VERY
into the match as it went on. The crowd was obviously pro-Norton, chanting "NORTON" every 3 minutes it seemed. Whenever
they weren't chanting or cheering for Norton, they were chanting and booing for Rikishi and Mantaur.
The Bad: Though it seemed that Norton and Mantaur were supposed to be in that ring, Rikishi looked out of place, and he
just didn't fit in anywhere, it seemed. However, every man gave 100%.
The Finish: After all three man had seemingly went for the bat every so often, Rikishi decided to just screw going for
the bat and going after his opponents. He hit Mantaur with a clothesline and then hit Norton with the Rikishi Driver.
Rikishi goes for the pin...
ONE...
TWO...
THR-NO! SHOULDER UP!
Rikishi picks up Norton and locks him in a bearhug, but Norton gets out of it. Rikishi hits Norton with a lariat, blocks
a lariat from Mantaur with one of his own, and climbs the pole. However, Mantaur grabs him at the last second and pulls
him down. Norton gets up and hits Mantaur with a wicked big boot that sends Mantaur to the outside.
Norton turns around and kicks Rikishi in the midsection and hits him with the POWERBOMB~! However, instead of
pinning Rikishi, Norton goes for the bat! On the outside, Mantaur is slowly getting up, and is looking to get to Norton
to stop him, but someone is coming through the crowd... it's Chavo! He's got a chair! Chavo cracks the chair across the
back of Mantaur, catching the big man by surprise and sending him back down to the outside. Norton's got the BAT!
Chavo runs over to the other side of the ring, and just stands there, as Mantaur gets back to his feet. Norton is
taunting Mantaur to come back in, which Mantaur does. Both men engage in a stand-off, but it ends when Mantaur tries
to kick Norton in the midsection. Norton blocks it and hits a couple of kneelifts, stunning Mantaur. Norton then
holds the bat up for the crowd to see, and as the crowd goes wild, Norton nails Mantaur in the gut with the bat!
Mantaur goes down to one knee after the shot, in obvious pain. Norton goes for a kneelift, but Mantaur dodges it and
sweeps Norton's feet out from under him and hits the Stampede! Mantaur, weak from the bat shot, can't make the cover
right away, as the Stampede hurt him just as much as it hurt Norton! Chavo runs around the ring and grabs the bat,
sliding into the ring. Mantaur sees Chavo and slowly gets to his feet, but it's no use, as Chavo drives the bat in
Mantaur's gut! Mantaur can't take it anymore, and goes down hard. Chavo goes up to the top rope, and hits a flying
legdrop! Rikishi finally gets to his feet after the Powerbomb, but Chavo hits a Tornado DDT on him! Norton rolls over and
covers Mantaur.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE! NORTON DID IT!
Barbed Wire Baseball Bat on a Pole No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match
Scott Norton defeated Rikishi Phatu and Mantaur when S. Norton pinned Mantaur via pinfall in 0:17:15.
Rating: -1/4*
Smith: Here is your winner, Scott Norton!
After the match, the crowd goes nuts as Norton raises his arms in the air, but then holds his side as he walks to the
back.
Rutherford: Wow, what a brutal match!
*BACKSTAGE*
Jeff Jarrett
(Jarrett is in the locker room, apparently getting ready for his tag match later tonight. Someone comes a knockin'.)
Jarrett: Come in.
(Al Snow comes over and sits down with Jarrett.)
Snow: Jeff! How ya doin', buddy?
Jarrett: ...Don't you have something better to do?
Snow: Actually, Jeff, I came here to ask you a question.
Jarrett: ...WHAT IS IT?!?!
Snow: Calm down. I just wanted to know if you wanted to tag with me tonight in that tag match.
Jarrett: Are you nuts? I want to beat your ass, you're just lucky I haven't done it yet!
Snow: Now, I know that friends don't beat each other up. Come on, let's go out there later tonight and kick some mystery
man ass!
Jarrett: ...Alright, I'll make a deal. If I let you be my partner, will you leave me alone?
Snow: Uh, sure, of course Jeff!
Jarrett: Ok. You can be my damn partner. Get ready.
Snow: I knew you'd come around, Jeff!
(Snow pats Jeff on the back and walks out of the locker room. Jarrett shakes his head, and then continues to get ready.)
Rutherford: Well, Jarrett has his partner tonight, an unlikely choice in Al Snow, but who will the mystery man team with?
Maybe we'll find out, but right now, let's go to a commercial break.
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*END OF COMMERCIALS*
*BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW*
w/ Chris Jericho
Goodman: Chris, tonight, you don't have a match, so we're all wondering: What is on your mind?
Jericho: Well, actually Jakov, I do have a match tonight. See, I've made MYSELF the partner for the mystery man tonight
in the tag match. So, right now, all that's on my mind is locking Al Snow in the Walls of Jericho, and, well, maybe I can
get some revenge on Jarrett, since I've been waiting a long time to kick his ass after he beat me in January.
(Jericho walks off before Goodman can get any more words in.)
Rutherford: Well, it looks like we finally have our teams! Tonight, LIVE on Firestorm, in the main event, Jeff Jarrett
and Al Snow will take on Chris Jericho and the mystery man! I can't wait, but right now, we have to go to the ring for
the next match.
(We go to the ring with Robert Smith.)
Smith: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
("The Game" plays, and the crowd pops as Chavo Guerrero Jr. comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 205 pounds, from El Paso, Texas, Chavo Guerrero Jr.!
(Chavo enters the ring and waits for his opponent.)
Smith: And his opponent..
("Bulls on Parade" plays, and the crowd cheers for Misawa, the former NOAH Global Honor Crown Champion, as he comes
down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 241 pounds, from Saitama, Japan, Mitsuharu Misawa!
(Misawa enters the ring and gets prepared for the match.)
Chavo Guerrero Jr.
vs.
Misawa
The Good: Oh, this was definitely a good match. Both men are very above-average workers, and it showed tonight, as they
both gave it their all.
The Bad: Nothing.
The Finish: Chavo hits a flying cross body press on Misawa and goes for the cover...
ONE...
TWO...
KICKOUT!
Chavo locks on a sleeperhold in the middle of the ring, but Misawa somehow gets to the ropes without giving up. Chavo picks
up Misawa and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Misawa reverses it. Chavo bounces off the ropes and goes for a
clothesline, but Misawa counters it with a hiptoss. Misawa then climbs the turnbuckle, and flies off, hitting Chavo with
a frog splash and going for the cover.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
No-Time-Limit-Match
Mitsuharu Misawa pinned Chavo Guerrero Jr. after a frog splash in 0:08:01.
Rating: ** 1/2
Smith: Here is your winner, Mitsuharu Misawa!
After the match, Misawa celebrates to the crowd, but Mantaur runs down to the ring and begins to stomp away at Chavo!
Misawa turns around, and instead of just walking off and leaving Chavo to get the crap beat out of him, Misawa runs over
and hits a dropkick on Mantaur! Mantaur is stunned by the dropkick, and as he charges at Misawa, Misawa ducks and knees
Mantaur in the back, sending him down to the mat again! Misawa picks up Mantaur and signals for the Tiger Driver, but he
can't do it! So, instead, he hits a double underhook faceslam! The crowd goes crazy as Mantaur is laid out. Chavo gets
to his feet, and he can't believe what he's seeing! Misawa extends his hand to Chavo, and they shake hands to the
delight of the crowd.
Rutherford: Well, what a turn of events! Instead of just walking off and leaving Chavo to get beaten by Mantaur, Misawa
does something about it and lays out Mantaur!
*BACKSTAGE*
(A black limo pulls up to the arena.)
Rutherford: Who could this be? Could it be the mystery man?
(The driver steps out of the limo and walks around to the door to let whoever it is in the limo out. However, as the driver
opens the door...the picture goes fuzzy!)
Rutherford: What? What's going on? Can someone fix that camera, we need to find out who the hell this guy is! Anyways,
folks, I don't know what happened there, but I guess we can't do much about it right now. Right now, Jacob Goodman
is with Steve Corino. Jacob?
*BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW*
w/ Steve Corino
Goodman: Corino, you won your match earlier in the night, yet you seem to be very angry, what's the problem?
Corino: PROBLEM?!?! MY PROBLEM IS BILL GOLDBERG! THAT DAMN SON OF A BITCH SNEAK ATTACKED ME EARLIER, AND DAMNIT, I'M
NOT HAPPY!
Goodman: Calm down, Steve.
Corino: NO! SHUT THE (censor bleep) UP! DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU DIRTY RUNT!
Goodman: Alright, that's enough Steve, just go to your locker room.
Corino: ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT? ARE YOU JAKE RYDER?
Goodman: No, but I'm not going to be called names when I'm working.
Corino: AW, POOR JACOB!
Goodman: Screw this, I'm leaving.
(Goodman turns to leave, but Corino attacks Goodman from behind.)
Rutherford: What the hell?
Corino: DAMNIT, DON'T YOU DARE TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!
(Corino throws Goodman against the wall, sending Jacob crumpling to the floor, Corino stomps away at Jacob.)
Corino: I'M TIRED OF RUNNING, JACOB! I'M TIRED OF RUNNING!
(Suddenly, the WWAW Tag Team Champs run up to Corino!)
Benoit: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Corino: Why don't you shut the hell up, you buck-toothed bitch.
(Benoit softly laughs, and then decks Corino with a right hand. Kawada and Benoit grab Corino and double suplex him on
the concrete.)
Benoit: Hey, Corino! The buck-toothed bitch just beat your pansy ass.
(Benoit and Kawada grab Goodman and help him back to the locker rooms. We go back to ringside.)
Rutherford: Well, that was interesting. Corino has seemed to snap. Speaking of Corino, Bill Goldberg's match is next,
so let's go to the ring.
(We go to the ring with Robert Smith.)
Smith: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
("The Kings" plays, and the crowd explodes in boos as Jesse James comes down to the ring.)
Smith: Weighing in at 242 pounds, from Marietta, Georgia, Jesse James!
(James enters the ring and flashes the DX sign to the crowd.)
Smith: And his opponent...
("Crush 'Em" plays, and the crowd goes buck wild as Goldberg steps out! He begins his walk to the ring, as pyros go off
behind him.)
Smith: Weighing in at 285 pounds, from Tulsa, Oklahoma, "Da Man", Bill Goldberg!
(Goldberg slides into the ring, and James runs over to meet him with a couple of kicks to start the match!)
Jesse James
vs.
Bill Goldberg
The Good: Goldberg has got his best stuff, and the crowd was into it, surprisingly.
The Bad: James hasn't got his best stuff, and the crowd didn't like his numerous rest holds.
The Finish: Goldberg whips James into the ropes, hits him with an elbow, that staggers James, and then kicks him in the
midsection and hits the Jackhammer for the pinfall and the win!
No-Time-Limit-Match
Bill Goldberg pinned Jesse James with the Jackhammer in 0:06:08.
Rating: * 1/4
Smith: Here is your winner, Bill Goldberg!
The fans go crazy after the match, and Goldberg just walks to the back, not really having anything to worry about considering
Corino is probably nursing his back after bouncing off the concrete thanks to Benoit and Kawada.
Rutherford: Well, fans, a big moment in the history of this show is on the way. Up next, the big tag match, that everyone
has been talking about all night, will happen. Jeff Jarrett and Al Snow against the mystery man and Y2J, after this!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
(Fade in to a rather overweight man dancing...and singing.)
Man: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal!
(The man grabs his crotch numerous times.)
Man: WOO! WOO! WOO!
Voiceover: Bad idea.
(Can of Chef Eedrayob.)
Voiceover: Good idea.
*END OF COMMERCIALS*
Rutherford: We're back, and it's time for history folks, set your VCRs, here comes the tag match!
(We go to the ring with Robert Smith.)
Smith: This match is a tag match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
(WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!?!!?..."Rockafella Skank" plays, and the crowd pops lightly as Al Snow comes down to the ring.)
Smith: From Lima, Ohio, Al Snow!
(Snow enters the ring and awaits his partner and opponents.)
Smith: And his partner...
("Cowboy" plays, and the crowd explodes into boos as Jeff Jarrett steps out. With his WWAW World Title around his waist,
the NOAH GHC Heavyweight Title around his left shoulder, and the guitar on his right shoulder, Jarrett comes down to the
ring.)
Smith: From Memphis, Tennessee, he is the NOAH Global Honor Crown Heavyweight Champion, and the WWAW World Heavyweight
Champion, Jeff Jarrett!
(Jarrett drops off his merchandise in the corner and enters the ring. He glares at Al Snow, but then turns his attention
towards the entranceway.)
Smith: And their opponents... introducing first...
("Sleep Now In The Fire" plays, and the crowd pops rather loudly as Chris Jericho comes down to the ring.)
Smith: From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, "Y2J" Chris Jericho!
(Jericho slides into the ring, but Snow and Jarrett both attack him. The ref rings the bell a little prematurely, but
it doesn't matter, since the lights go out in the damn arena anyways.)
???: The time has come, Jeff. It has come.
("Where The River Flows" by Collective Soul plays, and the crowd goes crazy! Sure enough, guess who steps out?)
Rutherford: IT'S CHRIS KANYON! HOLY...IT'S CHRIS KANYON!
(Kanyon slowly walks to the ring, laughing, with a demented look on his face. He doesn't look very sane. Which makes him
all the more dangerous. Jarrett sees him, and begins to laugh. He asks for a mic from Robert Smith.)
Jarrett: You? It's been you, all along? What the hell? I've been scared of a little puny runt like you? Hah, I'm
gonna make you suffer, you Joisey bitch.
(The crowd boos, but Kanyon keeps laughing. He then makes a sprint for the ring, and slides in. Jarrett runs over to stomp
him, but Kanyon rolls away from it and gets to his feet. He absolutely destroys Jarrett with a clothesline, and NOW
the match is on!)
**********
MAIN EVENT
**********
Jeff Jarrett and Al Snow
vs.
Chris Kanyon and Chris Jericho
The Good: The crowd absolutely went crazy when Chris Kanyon was revealed as the mystery man, and the pace continued like
that throughout the match. All 4 men put on a great match for the fans.
The Bad: Are you kidding?
The Finish: Chris Jericho hits Al Snow with a clothesline, and Al Snow is going for the tag! Jericho goes to pull Snow
to his corner...but Jericho decides against it. He lets Snow tag in Jarrett. Jarrett taunts Jericho to come over and face
him, but Jericho smiles, turns around, and tags in Kanyon! Jarrett shows no sign of fear, but Kanyon looks very demented.
By the time Jarrett realizes he might be in for more than he bargained for, it's too late. Kanyon runs over and hits
Jarrett with a clothesline, and then picks him up, throws him into the ropes, and hits a wicked kneelift that sends the
champ to the mat. Kanyon looks to the crowd and yells "FLATLINER!" The crowd is going crazy at this point, and as Kanyon
lifts up Jarrett to hit the Flatliner, Jarrett hits a cheap low blow and runs for the hills. He tags Al Snow in, but Snow
doesn't want to go in! The ref yells at Snow to enter the ring, and Snow finally does. Kanyon, pissed at what just
happened, goes after Snow and mauls him. Kanyon then picks up Snow, whips him into the ropes, and hits a dropkick as
Snow bounces back! Snow goes toppling over the top rope, and Kanyon follows him to the outside. Kanyon picks up Snow and
absolutely chucks him into the ringsteps. The top part of the ringsteps go flying and Snow is pretty much out of it.
Jarrett, having seen enough, drops off the apron and runs for the back! Snow, left alone, is going to get eaten by
the wolves, so to speak. Jericho drops off the apron and goes over to Kanyon and Snow. Kanyon and Jericho chuck Snow
into the ring, and then set him up on the turnbuckle. Both men climb to the second turnbuckle...and hit a double superplex!
The fans are going nuts, and Jericho leaves the ring as Kanyon picks up Snow...FLATLINER~! FLATLINER~! COVER!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE! IT'S OVER!!!
No-Time-Limit-Match
Chris Kanyon and Chris Jericho defeated Jeff Jarrett and Al Snow when Kanyon
pinned Snow with the Flatliner in 0:15:11.
Rating: **
Smith: Here are your winners, Chris Jericho and Chris Kanyon!
The fans are absolutely going crazy, and Snow rolls out of the ring. Chris Kanyon asks for a mic.
Kanyon: Jarrett, I saw you running! I know you're scared now! I wouldn't come to All Star Wrestling if I was you!
Jericho: As for you, Al...I'll see you in Georgia!
(Jericho throws down the mic as both men celebrate their win. We go backstage.)
*BACKSTAGE*
Jeff Jarrett
(Jarrett has his bag and is still running! Jarrett turns the corner to go to the parking lot, but he runs right into Scott
Norton and Booker T drinking coffee. Jarrett runs into Booker, sending his coffee flying over to Norton's chest.
Jarrett is stunned after running into Booker, and as he looks up, Norton is looming over him.)
Norton: Jeff...you dumb bastard.
(Norton dumps his coffee on Jeff's head, kicks Jeff in the midsection and sets him up for the Powerbomb!)
Norton: Clear the table for me, Booker.
(Booker clears the coffee off the table...it's obvious what happens next, right? Norton hits the Powerbomb on Jarrett
through the table, leaving him with his face covered in coffee and shattered table all over him.)
Norton: What an idiot.
(Norton and Booker walk off, and we end the show with Jarrett laid out on the table.)
**END OF SHOW**
WWAW Info:
-- Rumors are spreading that WWAW officials are ready to make some roster cuts, and their first "target" might just
be Buff Bagwell.
-- Confirmed matches for Armageddon:
Perfect Event vs. Vampiro/Muta vs. Benoit/Kawada - Tag Team Titles
Michael Modest and Booker T vs. Sting and The Undertaker
Al Snow vs. Chris Jericho
-- It is very possible that Chris Kanyon will face Jarrett for the WWAW Title, though nothing has been confirmed yet.
-- A new title is rumored to be in the works. This title might give a chance for the other stars who haven't quite gotten
a shot at the World Title to still have some gold around their waist.
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