WWAW All Star Wrestling
Taped 1/18/2001
Aired 1/19/2001
(Instead of clips from Turbo, we go straight to a clip from earlier today. Jeff Jarrett is arriving in a truck, and is carrying a load... however, the load is covered with a tarp.)
Jarrett: I bet all of you slapnuts out there are wondering what I'm carrying in this truck. Well, let me show you.
(Jarrett pulls off the tarp, revealing...)
Jarrett: That's right, GUITARS! And lots of them, too. In fact, there's 20 in here. Since I can't attack Chris Jericho, I'm gonna take out every other wrestler. 2 other guitars are waiting for 2 other people, but I'll wait for that one. It's All Star Wrestling, slapnuts, and the Chosen One has arrived.
("Rock Superstar" plays, and we are in the MGM Grand for All Star Wrestling!)
Backstage
(Jeff Jarrett's got a guitar... and is knocking on the door of a locker room. Al Snow answers it, and gets a guitar shot.)
Jarrett: 1 slapnut down, 19 to go.
Interview
(Steve Corino comes down to the ring.)
Corino: Chris Kanyon, I'm gonna show you what it'll be like when I get my hands on Perry Saturn again!
(Kanyon comes out.)
Kanyon: Don't be so cocky, I'll kick your ass!
Corino: Come on down, you dumbass.
Chris Kanyon vs. Steve Corino
Summary: Kanyon couldn't back up his words, and it was all Corino.
Steve Corino pinned Chris Kanyon after an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle
in 0:07:15.
Rating: ** 1/2
After the match, Steve Corino celebrated with the fans, and Jeff Jarrett came down with 2 guitars. Jeff Jarrett nailed Corino with a guitar shot, then waited for Kanyon to get up, then he clobbered him with a guitar shot. Jarrett then got a mic.
Jarrett: That's 2 more for the Chosen One.
Jarrett went to the back to a few cheers, since no one liked Kanyon.
Backstage
(We actually SEE Jarrett go backstage. Perry Saturn isn't watching where he's going, and bumps into Jarrett.)
Jarrett: What the hell do you think you're doing, slapass?
Saturn: Hey, it was a mistake.
Jarrett: Really?
(Jarrett kicks Saturn in the gut and Jarrett dominated Saturn, all the way back to Jarrett's locker room. Jarrett enters, comes out with a guitar, and what do you know, he gives the old guitar shot to Saturn.)
Jarrett: Don't mess with me, buddy.
(Buff Bagwell comes around the corner, and sees Saturn lying there.. he picks up Saturn and starts dragging him towards the ring.)
Buff: Let's go Saturn.
(Buff gets down to the ring and throws Saturn in, and the ref calls for the bell.)
Buff Bagwell vs. Saturn
Summary: Bagwell played games with Saturn. Saturn tried to mount a comeback, but it was ill advised, as Buff took control right back, and pinned Saturn after the Buff Blockbuster.
Buff Bagwell pinned Perry Saturn with the Buff Blockbuster in 0:11:37.
Rating: ** 1/4
After the match, Bagwell called out Bill Goldberg. Goldberg came out, and slid into the ring. Bagwell told Goldberg to come and get him, Goldberg went for a spear, but instead nailed a dazed Saturn, sending him into the turnbuckle head first. Goldberg turned around, wanting Buff, but missed him again, as Bagwell made an escape.
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!?!!?
Al Snow comes down for his match with Goldberg.
Al Snow vs. Bill Goldberg
Summary: What an embarassment. Goldberg wins easily with the Jackhammer.
Bill Goldberg pinned Al Snow with the Jackhammer in 0:05:10.
Rating: 3/4*
Bill Goldberg goes up to the top of the ramp, but as he turns around to celebrate to the fans, Jeff Jarrett came up from behind and hit el Kabong de la guitarra on Goldberg's head.
Bagwell then came from the back to beat on Goldberg, but Jarrett ran up and threw him backstage, grabbing another guitar, and hitting him with it...
That's 7, for those of you at home keeping track.
(Commercials)
Kronic vs. Danny Doring and Roadkill
Summary: Danny Doring and Roadkill tried, but the power of Kronic was too much.
Kronic defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Bryan Clark pinned Roadkill
with the Meltdown in 0:11:56.
Rating: 3/4*
Jeff Jarrett came down with *4* guitars... can you see what's coming next? Jarrett hit Doring and Roadkill with two, and then Kronic tried to attack Jarrett.. Jarrett dodged the attack, grabbed the other 2 guitars, and hit Kronic with them 2.
The body count is up to 11.
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is with Chavo Guerrero Jr.)
Goodman: Chavo, not only do you have to worry about Jesse James up next, but you also have to worry about Jeff Jarrett, who has been on a warpath as of late.
Chavo: Goodman, I--
(Norton comes running onto the screen, with shards of a broken guitar on his street clothes.)
Norton: JARRETT! I thought we were partners! Now I'm gonna have to kick your ass tonight!
(Norton runs off.)
Chavo: Weird.
Goodman: You said it.
(Commercials)
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Jesse James
Summary: Chavo showed what skill he has, as he got a clean win over Jesse James.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. pinned Jesse James after a flying cross body press in
0:06:29.
Rating: 1/4*
Chavo called out Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett's music played, but Jarrett came out of the crowd with 2 guitars, gave a shot to Chavo, then waited for Jesse James to get up, did a imitation of James's shake rattle and roll, and gave Jesse James El Kabong De La Guitarra as well.
Backstage
(Jacob Goodman is walking around the hallway. Suddenly, Jeff Jarrett pops out of nowhere and gives a guitar shot to him!!! The Perfect Event comes around and finds Goodman.)
Stasiak: Look, it's that goon Jacob Goodman!
Palumbo: Ha, ha, ha! Let's get him!
(The Perfect Event picks Jacob Goodman up and hits a double powerbomb on him on the concrete. Goodman groans in pain.)
Stasiak: Come on, Chuck, let's go.
(The Perfect Event walk off.)
Perfect Event vs. Hardy Boyz
Summary: The Perfect Event had an advantage for a small part of the match, but the Hardyz took control and won after Jeff pinned Palumbo with the Senton Bomb.
The Hardy Boyz defeated Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak when J. Hardy pinned Palumbo with the Senton Bomb in 0:10:32.
Rating: 3/4*
Jeff Jarrett comes down, and the Perfect Event attack him! The Hardy Boyz attack the Perfect Event though, and Jeff Jarrett reaches under the ring... 4 MORE GUITARS! 4 MORE! Jarrett slides into the ring, and uses each one on both teams.
(Commercials)
Rikishi Phatu vs. Chris Jericho
Summary: Jericho talked trash before the match, but he couldn't back it up... during mid-match, Jarrett gave Rikishi a guitar, and Rikishi hit Jericho with it! Rikishi hit Jericho with the Rikishi Driver and won the match.
Rikishi Phatu pinned Chris Jericho with the Sitdown Piledriver in 0:12:19.
Rating: * 1/2
Jarrett slid into the ring with the guitar, and offered a handshake with Rikishi! Rikishi shook Jarrett's hand, but Jarrett came around, and it's a guitar shot for Rikishi!
Suddenly, Norton appeared on the WWAW-Tron.
Norton: Jeff Jarrett, you son of a bitch, I'm coming to get you!
Jarrett: Bring it on, you slapass.
Main Event
Scott Norton vs. Jeff Jarrett
Summary: After a staredown, Jarrett landed a weak punch and WON THE MATCH.
Jeff Jarrett pinned Scott Norton after a punch in 0:01:12.
Rating: 1/4*
People smelt the screwjob, and sure enough, it was there.
Then, the President came down!
Jake Ryder slid into the ring, and got in Jarrett's face. Norton attacked Ryder from behind, and Jarrett got a guitar. BOOM! Guitar shot on the President!
Jarrett: That one's for you, slapnut!
Jericho came down and chased off Norton and Jarrett, then checked on the Prez as the show ended.
**END OF SHOW**
WWAW Superstars
1/20/2001
(Deftones' "My Own Summer (Shove It)" plays, and we get the opening video of WWAW Superstars! We go to the studio with Jacob Goodman.)
Goodman: Welcome fans, to WWAW Superstars! Today, we have two big announcements concerning the PPV, which is only 8 days away! Also, we have some great action lined up for you today, including Perry Saturn against Chavo Guerrero Jr., Steve Corino against Al Snow, and Chris Jericho against Jesse James in the main event tonight!
Goodman: First, let's discuss the Tag Team Title situation. Ever since Kronic attacked the Hardyz after their match, the Tag Title situation has been on the minds of fans.
(Clips shown of Turbo and All Star Wrestling.)
Goodman: No surprise, as it seems that these 4 teams, in Kronic, the Hardyz, Danny Doring and Roadkill, and The Perfect Event, are all ready to go at it with each other, especially with a prize such as the tag team titles on the line.
Which is most likely why President Jake Ryder signed a match for Winter Blast, for a FOUR CORNERS match.
That's right, the Tag Titles will be decided at Winter Blast, when The Perfect Event, Danny Doring and Roadkill, The Hardyz, and Kronic go at it.
What a match, as I'm sure it will be chaotic.
In fact, Kronic and the Hardyz especially wanted to say something regarding this, so I caught up with them and asked for their thoughts.
(First, Goodman is with Kronic.)
Goodman: Kronic, you'll be one of the teams involved in the Tag Team Title Match.
Clark: That's right, Jacob. All I have to say to the other 3 teams, especially the Hardyz, is that they'll be sorry they ever stepped in the ring, and even tried to mess with Kronic.
(Now, with the Hardyz.)
Goodman: The Hardyz, Matt and Jeff, you will be competing for the Tag Team Titles at Winter Blast. How do you feel?
Jeff: Well, you know Jacob, we're feeling pretty damn good. Because we're going to go into that match, capture the gold, and become the number one tag team in the WWAW. No matter what Kronic does, or whatever those 2 teams do, we'll end up on top, and that's just the way it is.
(Back to the studio.)
Goodman: So there you have it. Doring and Roadkill were not available for comment, and I personally didn't want to interview those two jackasses Palumbo and Stas-
(What do you know, it's The Perfect Event. They invade the studio and surround Jacob.)
Stasiak: Hey Jacob, remember us?
Goodman: Remember? How can I forget you pieces of ----.
Stasiak: Strong words from a WEAK MAN.
(Stasiak turns to the screen.)
Stasiak: Stay tuned, we'll be back with some more Stasiak TV.
(Commercials)
(Back in the studio with Perfect Event and Jacob Goodman.)
Stasiak: Ok, we've taken over. Now let's go to a match, between two jabronies.
(Goodman rolls his eyes.)
Stasiak: Perry Saturn and Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Perry Saturn vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Summary: A very good match, Saturn and Chavo took each other to the limit, and Chavo got an impressive victory following a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. pinned Perry Saturn after a top-rope Frankensteiner in
0:08:17.
Rating: * 3/4
(Back to the studio.)
Goodman: What a---
Stasiak: Shut up, Goodman.
(Goodman gives a stone look towards Stasiak.)
Stasiak: What the hell are you looking at?
Palumbo: Anyways, that jabroni that got beat by the midget, Perry Saturn, was put into a match with Steve Jabroni
Goodman: Corino, you dumbass.
Stasiak: Shut the hell up, Goodman.
Palumbo: Whatever. Speaking of Steve Jabroni, here he is in action now with Al Snow.
Steve Corino vs. Al Snow
Summary: Steve Jabr--Corino made short work of Al Snow and pinned him with the Superkick.
Steve Corino pinned Al Snow with the Superkick in 0:06:25.
Rating: **
(Back to the studio.)
Stasiak: Alright, now we gotta take a break, but when we come back, this jackass will be doing things, because we've got some business to do.
(Commercials)
(Back in the studio.)
Goodman: Thank god those idiots are gone. Anyways, we'll have our main event soon, but first, Jeff Jarrett. On All Star Wrestling...
(Clips of Jarrett's guitar rampage.)
Goodman: Jarrett was on a rampage on All Star Wrestling, and has become the #1 most wanted person, because of his antics.
Speaking of Jarrett, there will be an announcement on the World Title, to be decided at the PPV.
Now, we leave you with the main event between Chris Jericho and Jesse James. Have a good day, and we'll see you tommorow for Week In Review!
Chris Jericho vs. Jesse James
Summary: Y2J took it to James, and picked up the satisfying win.
Chris Jericho made Jesse James submit to the Walls of Jericho in 0:10:29.
Rating: * 1/2
**END OF SHOW**
WWAW Week In Review
1/21/2001
***MAIN EVENT***
No Disqualification Match
Buff Bagwell vs. Jeff Jarrett
Summary: A good match, and towards the end, Bagwell goes for a splash in the corner on Jarrett, but Jarrett pulls the ref into the mix to shield him, and it's a ref bump... Bagwell still manages to clothesline Jarrett, and as Jarrett gets up... BUFF BLOCKBUSTER!! Bagwell with the cover!
...
...
...
The ref is still out! Bagwell tries to wake the ref up, frustrated, and Jarrett sneaks away, and grabs his guitar. The ref is slowly getting to his feet. Bagwell turns around.
*GUITAR SHOT*
Bagwell is out! Jarrett covers Bagwell!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE! NO DAMNIT!
No-DQ-Match
Jeff Jarrett pinned Buff Bagwell with his special move in 0:10:49.
Rating: *
Jarrett cheated to win AGAIN! Jarrett celebrates to the non-delight of the fans, and then Jericho shows up on the WWAW-Tron!
Jericho: JEFF JARRETT! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! YOU JUST WAIT!
Jarrett laughs at him, and celebrates some more. Close-up of Jarrett with his broken guitar as the show ends.
(Commercials)
Rikishi Phatu vs. Chris Jericho
Summary: Jericho talked trash before the match, but he couldn't back it up... during mid-match, Jarrett gave Rikishi a guitar, and Rikishi hit Jericho with it! Rikishi hit Jericho with the Rikishi Driver and won the match.
Rikishi Phatu pinned Chris Jericho with the Sitdown Piledriver in 0:12:19.
Rating: * 1/2
Jarrett slid into the ring with the guitar, and offered a handshake with Rikishi! Rikishi shook Jarrett's hand, but Jarrett came around, and it's a guitar shot for Rikishi!
Suddenly, Norton appeared on the WWAW-Tron.
Norton: Jeff Jarrett, you son of a bitch, I'm coming to get you!
Jarrett: Bring it on, you slapass.
(Commercials)
Main Event
Scott Norton vs. Jeff Jarrett
Summary: After a staredown, Jarrett landed a weak punch and WON THE MATCH.
Jeff Jarrett pinned Scott Norton after a punch in 0:01:12.
Rating: 1/4*
People smelt the screwjob, and sure enough, it was there.
Then, the President came down!
Jake Ryder slid into the ring, and got in Jarrett's face. Norton attacked Ryder from behind, and Jarrett got a guitar. BOOM! Guitar shot on the President!
Jarrett: That one's for you, slapnut!
Jericho came down and chased off Norton and Jarrett, then checked on the Prez as the show ended.
**END OF SHOW**
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