Shortass: Hey champ. Ah, I see you're watching my interview with God of Thunder. What do you think?
Odyseus: Shortass...is this guy serious? Is this interview a joke? This guy is dillusional. He actually believes that he holds any titles. He has nothing! No gold, no life and that won't change after Blast. I can't believe that he actually thinks that he has a chance against me. I'd have more of a challenge if I got into a fist fight with a gerbil. Honestly, I can't wait till Blast. It'll be a good training exercise. Everyone has always told me "Never take any opponent lightly". Well Thunder ain't an opponent...He's just a guy I'll be in the ring with for a few minutes and literally rip apart.
Shortass: You seem confident.
Odyseus: Shortass...I thought you knew me by now? I'm always confident. I'd be confident if I was getting into a Sumo Wrestling match with King Kong.
Shortass: Looking further ahead, what about your opponent for Tuesday in Texas. The Judge?
Odyseus: Ah, my gravest challenge. I've got respect for this guy...He's 41 and still going strong...Well, still going anyway. But not for long if I have my way. He turned on me...No one turns on me and gets away lightly...I'll turn The Judge into a cripple. I will not have a greiatric take my World Title away from me. The title I worked my ass off to get. No one will take it, not even The Fudge.
Shortass: Not even Ben Stunti?
Odyseus: I've beaten Stunti before, and he's beaten me. So if he wants a shot at my title after The Judge then that's great. It'd be a great match. But it looks like he's dropped level and heading for the Atlantic Title. But if he, or anyone for that matter, ever wants a title shot, they'll no where to find me. Just ask.
Shortass: Thank you for your time, champ.
Odyseus: No problem, see ya later Shortie.
Shortass and the cameraman leave the room and walk away. The camera is turned off and the show cuts to commercial.