| VAIN
PERSON: |
One
who loves the smell of his own fart |
| AMBITIOUS: |
Always
ready for a fart |
| LAZY: |
Just
fizzles |
| AMIABLE: |
Likes to
smell others' farts |
| PROUD: |
Thinks
his farts are exceptionally pleasant |
| SHY: |
Blushes
when he farts silently |
| CARELESS: |
Farts in
church |
| SMART
ALEC: |
Farts
when ladies are present |
| CLEVER: |
Farts
and coughs at the same time |
| SCIENTIFIC: |
Bottles
his farts |
| STINGED:: |
Belches
to save his ass-hole |
| TIMID: |
Jumps
when he farts |
| CONCEITED: |
Thinks
he can fart the loudest |
| UNFORTUNATE: |
Tries to
fart but shits himself |
| FOOLISH: |
Suppresses
a fart for hours |
| BEWILDERED: |
Can't
tell his own fart from others |
| NERVOUS: |
Stops in
the middle of a fart |
| MISERABLE: |
Can't
fart at all |
| CONFUSED: |
Face is
so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go |
| GROUCH: |
Grumbles
when ladies fart |
| SNEAKY: |
Farts
and blames it on the dog |
| DISSAPOINTED: |
Fart
doesn't smell |
| CHILDISH: |
Farts
and then giggles |
| FRESH
GUY: |
Jumps in
front of you and then farts |
| BIG
BULLY: |
Farts
louder than others |
| DUMB: |
Enjoys
other farts, thinks they are his own |
| CUTE: |
Smells
your farts and then tells you what you were eating |
| WISE
GUY: |
Farts
and asks who shit |
| DAMNED
MEAN: |
Farts
and then pulls the covers over his wife's head |
| MUSICAL: |
Tenor or
Base, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell |
| ATHLETIC: |
Jumps in
the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times |
| SLOB: |
Farts
and stains his underwear |
| IMPUDENT: |
Farts
out aloud and then laughs |
| ENVIRONMENTALIST: |
Farts
regularly but is concerned about the pollution |
| HONEST: |
Admits
he farted but offers a good medical reason |
| DISHONEST: |
Farts
and then blames the dog |
| THRIFTY: |
One who
always has farts in reserve |
| ANTI-SOCIAL: |
Excuses
himself and farts in private |
| STRATEGIC: |
Conceals
his fart by loud laughter |
| INTELLECTUAL: |
Can
determine the smell of his neighbours' fart |
| WHIMPY: |
Farts at
the slightest exertion |
| SADIST: |
Farts in
bed, then fluffs the covers |
| SENSITIVE: |
Farts
and then starts crying |
| AQUATIC: |
Farts in
bath, then breaks bubbles with toes |
| MASOCHIST: |
Farts in
the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles |