| ASK JEEVES |
OK, here's the deal. I stole this idea from Zartan, and he did a much better job than me. However, this was written back in 2001 when (1) I had only one other article here; (2) Tome Facundus - official Bastard Son of Zeroes Unlimited (as opposed to "Bastard Who Rips Off Zeroes Unlimited" HA HA HA) had never visited here; and most importantly, (3) I had only had two readers, including me. But deleting all those images would take forever, and it probably has heriatage value. Actually, fuck that; the very first version of this site - back in 1998, when I was 14 and Angelfire didn't suck rabid donkey cock - is an example of why the past should never, ever be venerated. Imagine this site, only against all odds less funny. Gawd that shit was bad. And it got like 3000 hits before I was finally able to access my account (no thanks to Lycos) and get rid of it. Fuck.
DO YOU DARE?
Elders say man should not know secret of fire.
Nice try, Mr. Bond.
Are you sure you've thought this whole parenting thing through?
Yes, yes I would.
If only everyone had a friend like you, there would be no war.
I'm not going to dignify this with an answer.
Yeah, soon we'll show that bully a thing or two!
Just make sure you face away from any expensive fabrics.
Tsk tsk, some people never listen.
YES
Just give your email address to anyone under the age of 15 and wait 48 hours.
You use the internet a lot, don't you?
You use the.. never mind
Holy shit.
Holy shit2
l33t l13k j33v3z lol
Your Jedi mind-tricks don't work on me, only money.
1. Steal someone else's drum track.
2. Steal someone else's vocals.
3. Add random beeping sounds.
That's very considerate of you, but no thanks.
I took this as a sign from God to close the window.
