GAMING CANARY
Height: 230cm
Weight: 135kg
Skills: 'Appreciating' ROMs
Weakness: Knows That's A Lie
He seeks forbidden ROM images and controls the wind

 

 

There are a lot of gaming sites, and I see no point in trying to compete with them. I'm about five years too young to run a NES nostalgia page, too lazy to keep up with the rest of the world, and not quite self-important enough to run an emulation site (although I'm getting there). Which essentially makes this page redundant, but hey, that's really the recurring theme of this site in general.

 



DAIKATANA: THE FANFIC

This either deserves a long explanation or none at all.

This is a frog




WEDDING PEACH: A JOHN HUGHS FILM

Three girls compete for the affections of Jeff K lookalike 'Tim', and manage to defeat an evil space dwarf along the way. Special guest appearance by popular post-Vedder group Staind.

HaX0RinG tIEM!!!11

 

THE BAD DUDES ENIGMA

" They might be bad enough to resuce the president, but can they save our immortal souls? The answer is a resouding 'yes!'. Come on this journey of enlightenment, and learn the probable truths behind the facade of simplicity that cloaks 'Bad Dudes' "

- Zaphael

 

I'M BAD!

...Falcon is my half brother



LEGEND OF DRAGOON VS. VANILLA ICE

An in-depth comparison of two of the saddest fucking things I've ever seen in my life.

Cookin MCs like a pound of BA-CON