OFFSITE REVIEWS

Megaman RPG
"A thousand monkeys on a thousand copies of Rm2k, working for a thousand years could not come up with more frustrating, annoying, painful and downright lazy dungeons. OK, maybe if they were drunk off their asses on fortified wine, but that's hardly the point".

Sex Show Off 2
"Keep in mind that, no matter what the score is at the end, I did like this more than what I usually review, only the points based system sucks blah blah score originality out of 100 so we can truly appreciate art etc".

Beowulf: The Cinematic Game
"You just watch some people talk, then you press enter a few times and it's over. That's really all there is. At all".

Broken Existence
"A largely pointless waste of time, lacking any redeeming features or even the so-bad-it's-mildly-amusing factor".

Elysian Fields
"There isn't really a 'game' here. It's just the author standing on a soapbox, reeling off his laughable 'lessons' to the player and expecting us to be shocked".

Escushion Presents: The Worst Game Ever
"Crosses the line between Zero Wing style unintentional badness and deliberate awfulness from the get go, which just makes it annoying rather than entertaining".

Crystal Dawn 2
"It was a reasonably fun way to kill time. It ends before it become monotonous, which is both a good and bad thing, since the game is very, very short".

The Adventures of MR BIG T 2: Dimensional Problems
"I challenge anyone to find another game where you can order Gasoline at a bar".

I Live Forever!
"Objectively, I should probably give it at least 1 point for using the RTP in such an odd way, but that's sort of like praising Hitler for using human skin to make lampshades".

Which begs the question... oh, never mind.