Fucking Outdoor Power Equipment

Fucking Harmony Riding Mowers. Personally I like the "boxy" looking riding mowers (such as the one shown below) better than the sleek looking Harmony series.

A Walk-behind Blower Shown.

Well does'nt that look like a lot of fucking fun

"Stand back dear...Let Pappa Plow yer pathetic little flower bed."

Some Roto-Tiller action to feast yer eyes on! Look at this puppy rip the living fuck outta that dry loam.

Debbie trimming out her prize 25 foot penis shaped hedges.

The Flesh-eater ECS-3351 model

A fucking Auger to drill holes.

I bet this dude gets shit faced with his buddies after work.

When you purchase one of these fuckers...Take the Safe-guard Protection Sheild off...That shit is for pussies!

Here we see an Edger. Thats all I really can say about this.

You can Hurl that sticky white shit over 30ft outta yer driveway and into yer neighbors with great ease with this little devil.  Also works great for tossing in small pieces of gravel and aiming it at cars that pass by yer house. Well worth the $$$!!! Hours of enjoyment!!!

Tired of those neighborhood kids making your yard a playground?  Well a trusty new sprayer might just be the solution to that problem. Simply fill your new sprayer with highly toxic chemicals and spray throughout the area the little children play the most, and then PRESTO! The children will no longer be any trouble to you when they are all at home extremly ill and breaking out with some odd rash or maybe even growing another body part.  You will show them WHO THE BOSS REALLY IS!!!

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More To Come!!!

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