One Time....

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ONE TIME...I THREW A BOSTON KREME OFF THE THIRD FLOOR BALCONY IN THE NEW ENGLAND AQUARIUM

one time... i was eating a couple of burgers at wendys and i fucking droped a couple fryz on the floor...but i did'nt even care

oh christ! this one time i was at the beach and the sand was too hot to walk on...and i had brought sandwiches with me too that day

One time...i went to brutsh my teeth and the phone rang so I answered it and they told me i had a package to pick up at the police station.

One time...i was in NAM and i was building card houses right on the sidewalk...and people were walking by me

one time... i was playing little league baseball and one of the fans showed up with this yellow hat on and had a Pepsi can placed right next to him...too bad i had to concentrate on the game

One time... this girl 'kicked me where it counts' during recess and I played volleyball that evening

one time... i was reading a french book, and the rain stopped

One time... i went to the dentist office and they had this lamp there that was made out of an old fashion phone and then i went to Cumberland Farms variety store and got a bag of chips after

One time...i cooked lasagna for four hours on 500 degrees last week cuz someone tolled me to do so.

One time...i had pork chops with mixed vegtables on 2-6-94

One time...on 3-6-93 I snapped my nose

One time...on 8-16-94 I took my senior picture with two black eyes

One time...on 5-18-92 was the first tiem i had alcohol poisoning

One time...i drove to rhode island with my parents for the day and we went to go see if this museum was open..but it was closed and in the very same town that the museum was in...i saw a store that sold radar detectors

One time...I was at home looking through Stop n' Shop circulars

One time...I happened to spill Welch's grape juice. I stained my mothers favorite blouse and she scratched my nose and slapped my cheek. then she sent me to the store with a pcoket full of nickels

one time.. i had a shoebox...and i lost the top to it...speaking of yer nickle story

One time... i went sledding down this big hill and went all the way to the bottom

One time...I stepped int his big puddle and showed worms to my classmates

One Time I got high at work and burnt lots of food but I fed it to this old bitch that makes salads. I hate that bitch. Snacking is the best thing in the world.

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One time I was driving with my friends up in canada and we saw this dead cat, so we stopped and took a picture of it.

One time I put a cd case on my car seat and it fucking melted to it.

One time I drove in my car to purchase a clam strip dinner and I fucking saw this dood raking his front lawn and then when i fucking got back home i realized that it was ok.

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