FUCKING Telescopes!!!

Here we see a huge fuckin telescope that barrels around the earth at a rapid rate. Your hard tax dollars at work sent this shit up and it didn't even work! Maybe we can catch a glimpse of Hale-Bopp or some shit like that.

This is called the METER telescope. It is pretty fuckin big too, but it don't move much. I'd hate to think of what that dude does in the middle of the day when noone is around with his keys to the 'office'.

Right Here we see a whole bunch of fuckin-idiots who forgot their telescopes.

Here is some shit people look at with telescopes:

Now this is my idea of a damned corona. I couldn't see any of these telescope fanclub members kickin back with a few six-packs of this liquid saint.

They call this thing a fucking corona. Well thats above and beyond me. I try not to look at this shit. they say I go blind by doing other things.

We'll all be this old or dead like him by the time Halley's Comet comes around. Unfortunately we donut have the mp3 up, but <>< does a frigan song Halley's Comet.

Here we see Hale-Bopp. This fuckin comet came in good timing. Behind it you see the Heavens-gate morons Bus ride. Wonder how much this shit cost to charter. I bet they are having a ton of fun out there without their Saqs and Aaron Spelling look-alike as their leader.(Right)

Take me Fucking