4th of July Fun

Anti-Fosta Assault Missle Launcher:

History:

Built as a sick joke to aid in an all-out assault on a certain individual(Fosta)  attending a fourth of july party a few years back. The individual was disturbed by this massive weapon but was left unharmed throughout this event. The weapon was fired twice on that day and never has been fired since. The first rocket fired ended up soaring appox 3,000 feet up to the next street and bouncing off a nearby house just before it burst into flames. The second rocket that was fired had poor engineering and traveled only 50 or so feet and swirled into a frenzy and burst into a massive fireball which caught my fucking neighbor's lawn on fire..huhuhuhu

Materials for Launcher:

PVC pipe, plexy clear plastic, Estes brand electrical launch controler for model rockets, one ski pole handle, Duct tape.

Materials for Rockets:

Cardboard tube, Balsa wood(for fins), plastic model rocket nose cap, one "d" size solid model rocket propellant, class-c fireworks including Small Festival balls(mortar shellz) makes great for a powerful warhead.

Range & Accuracy:

Able to to launch 3-4 pound rockets 3,000-3,500 feet. Able to come within a few feet of its target at appox. 2,000 feet.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted: 5/13/00

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