Fucking ET (Extra - Terrestrial PIMP)!!!
How to have fun at a restaraunt when the hot bitch at the next table over leaves without hitting on you.
You cut yer damn losses and become a psychotic sculpture just like michaelangelo, but of only better quality and improvise with material at hand. This Fucking ET was made out of the hogie bread roll that is served at OUTBACK RESTARAUNT for a good fucking slaughtered cattle. MMMM. The eyes are made with cream butter and two peas fresh from its fuckin pea womb. The ramekin is filled with such exciting tropical lush scenery as a fuckign carrot, a fucking broccoli (YEAH GEORGE W EAT THAT), and a fucking cauliflower. Now youmight say, Jaybawx, et didn't have hair, but I saw the dude, he wasn't phoning home. He was on the fuckin horn to Sy Sperlin and he is also a client. They supplied his needed deficit with some baked potato with the works, some wild ass shit indeed. Cheese, tater, butter, sour cream and I bet I am missin something.
SEND YOUR FUCKING ORIGINAL SCULPTORS CUZ I WANNA SEE SOEM MAIL IN MY BAWX THATY DOESN'T PERTAIN TO TRYING TO MAKE MONEY, LOSE WIEGHT, OR INCREASE SEX DRIVE. WE AT TOASTERS_FOREVER ARE PERFECT AND NEED NONE OF THAT SHIT!
2/26/01