- me: imagine me dumpster diving
at a walmart
- kara: oh geez, don't dumpster dive
- kara: you just go in and ask
- me: i know! i know! was trying to be funny. good think i'm not doing the
bucket thing ;-)
- kara: hehehehe
- kara: i wasn't sure, thought you might still be drunk:-)
- ozzy: i like lectric blankets
- ozzy: i named mine sparky
- me: that's not necessarily a reassuring
name for an electric blanket
- ozzy: no, no it's not
- andy: well, i had a rather interesting
experience yesterday
- me: do tell
- andy: we had a human physiology lab and in it
we were studying blood
- me: ok
- andy: well, lo and behold during the professor
demonstration on how to go about letting the blood, i passed out
- me: oh dear
- andy: yup
- andy: it was quite humiliating
- ozzy: oooo, video ouija!
- me: yay!
- me: ha, that was my favorite
part of the episode
- me: the face shake makes when
he's in the video game and the baby's crying
- ozzy: heheheh
- me: "i'm not good with
kids!"
- ozzy: "ooooh, billy-witch-doctor.com
feel more....comfortable with chickens"
- ozzy: ah! the best part!
- me: i am
- me: sofa king
- ozzy: sofa king
- me: we tard ed
- ozzy: bwaaaaa-hahahahhah!
- me: heh heh
- me: arise chicken!
- ozzy: um, yeah, billy, you
do remember that we're not doing a chicken, right?
- me: heh heh
- me: i think that's ultra
mega chicken
- ozzy: heheh
- me: hey! YOU! sign my guestbook!!! please!!!
- ozzy: ah...i hate signing guestbooks tho...
- me: how will i know people love me if they
do'nt sign the damn thing?
- ozzy: phbhbbhbhh
- ozzy: i'm talking to ya now, aren't i?
- me: well
- me: yes
- me: i suppose you are
- me: but you still have to sign it
ozzy: *grumble, grumble*
- me: so have you decided about the hair yet?
- andy: let's say i'm on the edge of a cliff,
and at the bottom of it is "cutting hair"... i'm probably precariously
hanging over the edge by the branch of one of those flimsy little bushes
- me: whimsical tonight i see
- andy: yes well i'm under quite a bit of stress
- me: what are YOU up to
- ozzy: me?
- ozzy: um,...i dunno...
- me: no the other you
- ozzy: oh, he's up to bad things
- me: i see
- ozzy: he's got a porn window open
- ozzy: the other me is looking at the blog
- me: uh-huh i see
- keta: what are you doing?
- me: um
- me: you probably don't want to know
- keta: are you looking at porn
- me: ha
- me: no
- me: changing my blog to match my website.
- keta: ahh...i see
- kara: I wish. OMigod, so I"mgoing throuhg
some online personals, cause I'm bored, and this one guys user name is 'black_4_mature_slut'
- kara: and the title of his ad is "black
guy wants mature sexy slut"
- kara: WHO would answer that?!
- me: a sexy slut, i have to assume, but i
don't know who that is
- kara: but a mature one...
- kara: omigod, some of these are hilarious
- kara: one guys picture was just his abs and
chest, no head...
- me: *snort* he knows whats important
- kara: so I sent him a message saying "LOL
just wanted to know if you had a head." we'll see if I get anything back...hehehe
- me: i should be doing homework
- me: i'll be back later.
- ozzy: yeah, but later i'll be drunk and (hopefully)
patriotic enough to write my essay :-P
- me: LOL
- me: if you have to be drunk to be patriotic...
that's sad ;-)
- ozzy: yeh, well don't blame me
- me: so how you think you did this semester
- andy: i had a final to take early yesterday
so i could leave for the meet with the guys on time
- me: yeah? it go ok?
- andy: but i showed up to take it and the
professor said that he wasn't going to let me take it...
- andy: because i had already earned an A in
the class for the semester
- me: ok
- me: that's a little strange
- andy: that's awesome
- ozzy: hey did you get my text mesg a little while
ago?
- me: no
- me: ...yes
- ozzy: ?
- me: so i heard you didn't want to leave costa
rica
- andy: haha
- andy: that's right
- andy: i mean, as far as tropical paradises go,
it was alright
- ozzy: you see my car pics?
- me: yes
- ozzy: what do you think? :-)
- me: pretty
- ozzy: i could work towards that...
- me: *rrowrr!*
- ozzy: heheh. bill saw my pics and decided
to email me today with a list of everything he's done to his car...i didn't
know what most of the stuff was
- me: that's hilarious
- ozzy: he's concentrated on performance more
than looks. right now i am doing looks more, just b/c it is so much cheaper
- me: lol
- me: that's my theory too. except my budget
is limited to bumper stickers.
- me: hey what'sup
- andy: not much
- andy: just playing games
- me: whatcha playing
- andy: springy
- andy: click here
- me: he doesn't jump very well
- me: where are the rules?
- andy: it'ss fun
- me: yeah but i keep dying
- andy: yeah it takes some getting used to
- me: mmhmm
- me: stupid bombs
- andy: yup
- me: grrrr
- me: well
- me: thanks for addicting me to something new
- me: i was getting sick of the old one
- me: god, the shit i have to put up with just
to watch the oblongs. bleagh.
- ozzy: heheh...ripping friends?
- ozzy: no thx
- me: UG
- me: did you see ATHF
- ozzy: no, not really. that was when i was talking
w/jared
- me: GIANT CRABS haw haw haw
- ozzy: damn
- me: carls giant crabs
- ozzy: i caught most of the second one, but
it was one i'd seen
- me: and meatwad and frylock and carl were
shrunk and in shakes brain but he didn't really have one, so they pulled on
his nerves and made him beat himself up :-D it was awesomely funny
- ozzy: arrrrrgh
- me: did you see the picture?
- andy: yeah no kidding
- andy: yeah i did
- me: it's not really exciting, b/c it
was only the tops of the clouds
- me: but
- andy: nice tornado
- me: i never said i took a picture of the
TORNADO
- me: sheesh
- me: anyhoo. i gotta go make dinner. just
thought i'd let you know
andy:
- me (7:57 PM):so did you know
there's a tornado that started in albion/edgerton?
- andy (7:57 PM)oooo, no i didn't
- me (7:57 PM):yeah
- me (7:57 PM):it should be in jefferson
by now
- me (7:57 PM):hehe, i took a picture of
it
- andy (7:57 PM):i had heard that there were
60-70 mph winds in rock
- me: what was that for
- andy: that defninitely creates the impression
of photoing a tornado
- andy: :)
- me: hmm i see what you mean. but you have
to admit i never said what "it" was
- ian: ah, I have someone else just introduced
himself, we'll see what's up with that
- me: ooh! all the excitement tonight!
- ian: whatever, he's some mexican taekwando
instructor
- ian: and he's 32 with a daughter...
- ian: hmmmmm
- ian: let's just say good night to him
- me: heheh
- ian: we'll call him Juan Cho, sounds like
a good mexican martial arts expert name
- me: that's hilarious
- me: Juan Cho from Hales Corners
- ian: Juan Cho from HC
- ian: oh yeah
- me: the HC is hot, man!
- ian: what-EVER! (talk to the hand)
- ian: hehehe
- me: lol
- ozzy: i think i'm forgetting to do something
today
- ozzy: can't think of what it might be tho...
- me: hmm
- me: done your taxes yet?
- ozzy: ah
- ozzy: that was it, actually
- ozzy: oh man i'm tired now...it just hit me
real hard
- me: awww
- ozzy: and there was something i wanted to do
tonight...
- me: ?
ozzy: oh yeah. taxes
- me: taxes
- me: lol
- ozzy: i didn't do them
- ozzy: maybe i'll do those satruday instead
of the game
- andy: hey
- andy: so you did your taxes right?
- me: yes
- andy: for my state taxes, i owe $10
- me: ok
- andy: i just write out a check for $10, and
send it with the voucher to wherever i'm supposed to send it?
- me: yeah
- andy: am i supposed to use the sticker label
on the packet for anything?
- me: um, i think it says if you are or not
on the worksheet in the packet
- me: i lost mine so i can't tell you for
sure
- andy: it says if your name is on this label,
peel off this label and place it in the address area of the return you file
- andy: i don't know what that means
- andy: i just wrote in my address on the voucher
- me: um ok
- me: i'm sure they aren't gonna bring you
into custody for that
- andy: oh, no?
- me: well probably not
- me: ah... sup?
- keta: not much...just chillin
- me: cool
- keta: mmm hmm
- me: sounds terribly exciting
- keta: oh you know it
- keta: i have your bra straps in case you were
wondering where they were
- kara: plus he took 40 quid to get home yesterday
and he's got my Pirates of the Caribbean dvd!
- me: he can't keep that. it has johnny
depp in it.
- me: bastard
- kara: I know.
- andy: i could... but matt and i were contemplating
coming down to madison this weekend anyways (we were thinking on saturday)
to go shopping
- me: to go shopping?
- andy: yes
- me: that's strange
- andy: why?
- andy: go to the mall
- andy: pick up some stuff
- me: going from point to madison, to go shopping
- me: ok
- andy: there is nowhere to shop here though
- me: madison is the closest city with a mall?
- andy: i don't know
- kara: ooh, and what's her e-mail addy?
- me: one moment...
- kara: I'm figuring on her being busy with
finals
- me: yeah. wait. i think she's started her
summer classes already
- kara: really? that's insane
- me: yah
- kara: I can't believe she's gonna be Dr. Doyle...LOL
that just cracks me up
- kara: Dr. Doyle! Watch out for that frisbee!
- kara: heheheheh
- me: LMAO
- kara: I mean, c'mon... LOL
- kara: do the people in her program know she's
crazy?
- kara: Dr. Doyle, that Sailor Moon baby-tee
looks fetching under your lab coat :-)
- kara: God I love that girl...LOL
- me: you! are you there!? you're gonna see
mom and dad in oshkosh tomorrow, right? can take warcraft III to them to bring
to me? please?
- andy: Yeah right, you have the worst reflexes
ever!
- me: um. no, not the worst ever. sorry.
anyway. when you get in, IM me
- [time passes]
- andy: hi
- me: heya
- andy: you haven't seen napoleon dynamite yet?
- me: nope
- andy: do yourself a favor and rent it
- me: HAHA this is hilarious. watching... 50
first dates
- ozzy: heheheh
- ozzy: willy and jocko!
- me: hehe
- me: i... can't.... read!
- ozzy: lol
- ozzy: rofl!
- me: ha, orange juice spurting up my nostrils
funny
- ozzy: yeah, i had mtn dew
- me: oooh. citrusy goodness
- ozzy: it hurt
- ozzy: you get citrust too ;-)
- ozzy: er, citrusy
- me: but not so.
- ozzy: just not carbonated. which now that i think
of it, makes a big dif
- me: mmhmm
- me: lmfasrofl!!!!
- ozzy: hee hee
- me: baseball bat! hahah!
- ozzy: hahahah
- andy: so do you think mom would care if i just
went and bought it using her credit card #?
- me: uh
- me: probably
- andy: cause that's the only way i can buy
it
- me: you might want to at least tell her,
first
- me:
so maybe, but there's no reasgh
- me: rash
- Oz.-DaWG*~ : like itchy for something to happen, for exapmple
- Oz.-DaWG*~ : example
- me: well taht too
- me: 56%
- oz: huh?
- me: geekdom
- oz: what r u talking about?
- me: http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php
- oz: 45% for me
- oz: were you geek liaison?
- me: oh no, no no
- me: plain old geek
- me: geekier than you, it seems
- oz: apparently...to tell ya the truth, i'm a little surprised
- me: why
- oz: i dunno...didn't think you were that geeky :-)
- me: WHY dammit
- oz: i guess you just don't seem like a geek
- me: i hide it well :-D
- oz: lol
- oz: stealth geek
- me: is it wrong for me to be pissed at someone in my discussion group if they have brain cancer?
- oz: course not
- oz: but i am probably not the best person to be asking questions of right and wrong
- me: it's a medical ethics thing and this guy has twice brought up the fact that he was diagnosed with brain cancer as if that is somehow relevant to the topic.
- me: it's not necesarily that his opinions arae ass-like
- oz: he's being an ass
- me: so maad cna't type
- oz: just tell him to shut the fuck up
- me: can't
- oz: sure you can. i've heard you tell people to shut up before
- me: yes but this is a discussion where we do not belittle the opinions of others. we wait for the prof to do that.
- me: and she does it well
- oz: ah
- oz: a passive, yet effective strategy
- oz: like gary cook v. josh meyer
