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Suzie meets up with Sandi as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. Suzie asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness" Sandi replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah I was, but he didn't. I was SO relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."

GREED and GULLIBILITY "The religion of a man is not the creed he professes but his life – what he acts upon, and knows of life, and his duty in it. A bad man who believes in a creed is no more religious than the good man who does not." Lord Baden-Powell "Not since the 1846 attack on Mexico in order to seize California has an American government been so nakedly predatory." Gore Vidal "If you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything." John Mellencamp

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." Catherine Aird "A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." Carrie Snow

IT'S A MAD WORLD "Global warming warning"

FIFTY THOUSAND AND SEVENTY MEN MURDERED FOR PEEKING INSIDE A BOX! "The river beds shall be filled with your blood." And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, and fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter.  And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? 1 Samuel 6:19-20 ASV "I will leave your flesh on the mountains, and fill the valleys with your carcass.  I will water the land with what flows from you, and the river beds shall be filled with your blood.  When I snuff you out I will cover the heavens, and all the stars will darken."  Ezekiel 32:5-7 NAB