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The Webmistress | ||||||||||||||||||
So, who is the crazy lady that owns this lovely piece of the web? Well, now you can find out.....may the Gods have mercy on your soul. | ||||||||||||||||||
Hi there, I'm Todd Fan, AKA Welsh Werecat, TF, Tflady, Crazy Welsh Midget and 'Hey: You!'. I'm 21 years old and was born on on 29th July, 1983. I live in a little villiage in North Wales called Acrefair (ACK-REH-FAIE-ER). I am notoriously proud of my Welsh heritage, and to mock it would mean a long and painfull death. I am currently studying a degree in animal behaviour in Chester University. I find it highly amusing I go to a different country nearly every day to study. Okay, so it's a 20 minute train journey, but it's still another country. If you can't tell from this piece of fanart, I'm not a very tall person. I'm around 4'5", or thereabouts. I'm quite happy with my height, sure I can't reach anything high, but being small means I can move sneakily and silently. Bwhaha. |
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I am female, and quite a bit of a feminist, in the ways of saying 'anything a guy can do, so can I, so there'. I'm currently single, and plan to stay that way. I am the middle child of three, with an older brother (11 years between us) and a younger brother (10 years between us). I also have two nephews. I still live my parents, and plan to do so until I finish University, hey, it's free room and food, I'm not complaining. My hobbies include reading, writing fanfiction, drawing, watching TV and movies, and listening to music. My pet peeves are hypercondriacts, people who are cruel to animals, loan/insurance adverts and those who call Wales 'England'. My fears include small spaces, wasps, clowns and Bertie Basset (the last one was due to an old ad when I was a child, where someone ate a icourice allsort and turned into Bertie 'You might turn Bertie', it scarred me for life). So, why did I create a Dylan site? Well, there are none, for a start, and I think he deserves one. Also, there are very few sites online offering information on the Magic Roundabout. I know there are plenty of Dylan fans out there, so I wnated to create a place where they could get all the information and pictures they wanted concerning out hippie bunny buddy. I myself have been a fan of Dylan for longer than I can remember.Some of my earliest memories involve my parents putting me in front of the TV to watch re-runs of the Magic Roundabout. I am a hippie myself, and so Dylan's character really appeals to me, oh yes. So there you go, some random info on your webmistress. Has your mind been damaged yet? If it has, don't call an insurance company, they'll bring out more adverts, then I'd have to kill you. |
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Random quotes - Here are a few of my favorite quotes I have picked up throughout life. "It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and punch someone in the mouth" - Anonymous "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so" - Douglas Adams. "What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?" - Michael Powell "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed!" - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King (my favorite author) "Is there another word for a synonym?" - Michael Powell "Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright. "Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?" - Michael Powell "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disapear and be replaced by something even more bizare and inexplicable....There is another theory which states that this has already happened" - Dougal Adams. "If it wasn't for time, everything would, like, happen at once" - Dylan "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her" - Ellen DeGeneres "Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise" - Welsh proverb "Disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we have all experienced. Tune your television to any channel it doesn't receive, and about 1 percent of the dancing static you see is accounted for by this ancient remnant of the Big Bang. The next time you complain that there is nothing on, remember that you can always watch the birth of the universe" - Bill Bryson "The thing which shouts out 'American' faster than you can say 'Grand Ole' Oprey' is calling our country 'England'" - Anonymous |
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