The rules were simple:
1. The story should feature Brice in some way or another.
2. The story should include the following sentence anywhere in it: ""He was such a light sleeper, ants marching in the next county could wake him up."
1st prize: $30 Walmart gift certificate
2nd prize: t-shirt from an as-yet undetermined Chicago area fire department.
3rd prize: a real live set of paramedic trauma shears, guaranteed to cut through just about anything.
Entries and winners below!:
