P O S S I B L E     A U T O B I O G R A P H Y    T I T L E S F O R    T H E    AU T O B I O G R A P H I E S O F     M Y S E L F     A N D O T H E R S ,     A S    R E C O R D E D F R O M     A C T U A L P H R A S E S     S P O K E N     BY T H E     R E S P E C T I V E     PE R S O N F O R     WH O M     T H E     R E S P E C T I V E A U T O B I O G R A P H Y     T I T L E I S    SU G G E S T E D. BY TODD FERGUSON (aka TODD FLINTSTONE) - - - - I Wanna Be Free - The Grant Horwood Story And Now You Must Leave My Home - The Todd Flintstone Story My Lucky Urinal - The Rusty Gragg Story And So I Made A Sandwich - The Meagan Perry Story Don't Give Me That Bloated Finger - The Leah Van Loon Story Seize The Cookie - The Thi Vu Story I'm Into Cheese - The John Line Story A Roomful Of Liars - The Thi Vu Story Diss Remorse - The Todd Flintstone Story My Bladder, My Buddy - The Jay Peters Story Glasses And Testicles - The Todd Flintstone Story Look At The Mess I've Made - The Thi Vu Story He's My Idiot - The Christa O'Keefe Story It's The 90's, Let Him Pay - The Roger Sibley Story Supervising The Rabbit - The Kimberly Jones Story Don't Bite The Punk - The Todd Flintstone Story I'm Her Veal - The Todd Flintstone Story Beaten And Eaten - The Grant Horwood Story If Each Potato Is A Bacon - The Dan McKinnon Story Excuse Me I Have A Knife - The Meagan Perry Story He's Cross I'm Crabby - The Somer Seguin Story The Sorrow Is All Mine - The Todd Flintstone Story Too Hot For Honky - The Todd Flintstone Story Immaculate Misconception - The Todd Flintstone Story There's That Smell Again - The Todd Flintstone Story I Couldn't Possibly Kiss You - The Emily Hill Story Often Cross, Rarely Angry - The Johwanna Alleyne Story Stagger Throught Discourse - The Jay Peters Story Someone To Punch Me - The Todd Flintstone Story Bargain Basement Buffer - The Johwanna Alleyne Story It All Comes Down To Leather - The Sabina Foofat Story I'm Down With Crazy - The Todd Flintstone Story Too Many Hats And Not The Right Lipstick - The Katherine Ensslen Story You Know, I Got These Pants - The Robin Hunter Story Bad Cop, Bad Cop - The Todd Flintstone Story I Feel Better, I Feel Worse - The Mish Hobbs Story That's How Girls Think - The Susan Spronk Story Love Me, Love My Sweater - The Ayesha Hameed Story My Head Swells, My Heart Breaks - The Todd Flintstone Story Freezing, Not Leaving - The Yael Staav Story Five-Yen Nineties Guy - The Todd Flintstone Story Me And My Flat Pop - The Katherine Ensslen Story I Want Stuff - The Camilla Ingr Story A Quarter At The Dime Store - The Camilla Ingr Story Smell Harder - The Camilla Ingr Story I Got A Beer. Do You Want A Beer? I Can Offer You A Beer - The Peter Liem Story Reasoning And Wrestling - The Susan Spronk Story The Biggest Dó Of All - The Thi Vu Story Driving Me To The Drink Menu - The Dan Casey Story It Gets A Little Complicated - The Lily Cho Story Looking Forward To Summer Pants - The Dan Casey Story Hey, Look What I Found In My Teeth - The Peter Liem Story Todd, Why Can't I Have Cake? - The Camilla Ingr Story Salty Interlude - The Marnie Mishna Story Hook Me Up; I'm Serious - The Peter Liem Story We Don't Remember Our Name Right Now - The Naomi Littlewood Story "Ow," My Ass Screamed - The Kyle Bordage Story People Are Short - The Darcy Griffiths Story And Then We Didn't - The Mish Hobbs Story When Tom Is Damp - The Sarah Rankin Story I Play The Drums - The Grant Horwood Story So Much Leg - The Jaylene Scheible Story Don't Talk About Masturbating To Me - The Joleen Sadler Story I Sorta Sucked On It - The Sarah "Award Winning" Rankin Story The Heat Of Us - The Nicholas Dotchin Story I Love This Chair But It Smells So Bad - The Sarah "Award Winning" Rankin Story A Fortnight Of Years - The Sarah "Award Winning" Rankin Story Everyone Includes Me - The Lan Vu Story I Keep On Winning, But I Keep On Losing - The Lan Vu Story Shut Up, Please - The Thi Vu Story My Esophagus Makes The Rules - The Dan Casey Story Hang On, I Was Massaging Your Girlfriend - The Todd Flintstone Story I Think I Know When People Need To Shut Up - The Beverly Brown Story I Like How Losers Make Up The Rules - The Emily Hill Story There's Something About The Mannequins Tonight - The Amy Nyland Story In The Vicinity Of Now - The Peter Liem Story Sometimes It Feels Like Leather - The Thi Vu Story Talk About Dignity - The Al Blackstock Story You Have Made The Todd Flintstone Autobiography List - The Todd Flintstone Story Ever Smell Me In Summer? - The Dan Casey Story I Have A Problem With Greasy Things - The Alex McIntosh Story My Idiocy Is Your Reward - The Jesse Brown Story Speaking Of Fucker - The Peter Liem Story Crying In My Cubicle - The Dan Casey Story Don't Let The Felt Fool You - The Dan Casey Story I Was Expecting A Stripper - The Merike Andre-Barrett Story The Math Is Fantastic - The Peter Liem Story Veterans Love It - The Dan Casey Story Do What You Do, Motherfucker - The Jesse Brown Story I Love Your Percussion - The Vicky Laszlo Story I Spat Back - The Todd Flintstone Story I Have This Great Agricultural Story - The Matthew Crofoot Story Tell Me If This Smells Really Bad - The Thi Vu Story What's The Deal With Japanese Names? - The Stephanie DeYoung Story That's My Drink, Fucker - The Susan Wong Story I've Been Where The Snow Monkeys Are - The William John Leece Story If I Was An Asskicker - The Bryan Thiessen Story Hey, You Should Check Out The Urinals - The Alex Norbom Story These Are The Problems About Not Knowing Anything - The Natalie Seaman Story Good Congee Like, Bad Congee Hate - The Natalie Seaman Story The Days Of Eskimo Pies - The Natalie Seaman Story That's A Wednesday Thing; Tuesday Wouldn't Understand - The Chris Buckley Story I've Got A Dirty Blanket - The Chris Stack Story I'm A Condiment Person - The Natalie Seaman Story I Keep Thinking Your Microwave Is The Television - The Natalie Seaman Story Do You Know Someone Stinky? - The Mai Ouchi Story I Have A Peculiar Behaviour - The Yoji Shinomura Story Did You Make Something Involving Blueberries Recently? - The Thi Vu Story