10. Yes, I Am The Killer Queen
9. If You're From The Press- I Hate You
8. Cocaine: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
7. Naked Pictures of Roger!
6. The Secret of Life, the Universe and Everything: What "Bohemian Rhapsody" Actually Means
5. Interesting Things To Do With Whipped Cream
4. Bondage, Sadism and Domination: Fun For the Whole Family
3. How to Write Music Despite the Notable Handicap of Being Dead
2. Petting the Royal Pussies
1. The Comprehensive List of Everyone I've Ever Slept With
(-Blowjobs don't count, dear, otherwise we'd need a whole other book!-)
-The Chancellor Amethyst