What's Up, Rog?

• Wednesday, June 9, 2004
  
  We at TOFBRA believe Roger is still alive.

• Thursday, April 15, 2004
  Roger Taylor Invents New Kind of Soup
  
  Queen drummer Roger Taylor invented a new kind of soup yesterday when he was milling around his kitchen.
  
  "I discovered that noodles, vodka and a dash of Southern Comfort goes quite well together," he was quoted as saying. He appeared rather frazzled in his loafers and a wooly bathrobe, sampling his soup over his stove. The stove, however, was not turned on and the contents were, in fact, quite cool.
  
  "Mmm. Just the way I like it."
  
  Peter Freestone could not be reached for comment.

• Wednesday, April 14, 2004
  Roger Taylor admits to Secret Queen Album
  
  That's right! A TOFBRA exclusive. Roger Taylor admits in a secret interview that Queen recorded an extra album in the 70s that was never released! We've released to TOFBRA hounds & spies in hopes of this album that was never released for being "too homoerotic". You can read the whole interview here. It's amazing what you can find when you Google in the morning! All right. So we just wanted to show that page we found. We mean, come on, if Queen didn't release albums for being homoerotic, there wouldn't be much to Queen, would there? Just some John songs and a few drum tracks.

• Friday, March 26, 2004
  
  Well, from reports, we can establish that Roger is, in fact, alive. Oh, come on, do you want us to make up news? The boy isn't really doing anything, so face it. We'll promise we'll make up some news shortly.