The Rating System

Any show that contains un-family friendly material (which will be a lot of them) will contain some variation of the following warning:

Warning: this program contains coarse language, violence, nudity, cheddar cheese balls, frequent mentions of Thank God it's Christmas, traces of peanuts, sheer and utter gayness, mad cow disease, a picture of Brian's hair, SARS, scenes refering to Roger's real age, pickles, drunk driving, John, Queen's children, references to Freddie's mustache, a bender in Tijuana, Queen's dancing midget and hooker party, alcohol, etc.

Please pay attention to the warning. It is there to tell you if you will or will not be offended by the material. Take it to heart.